Will You Press The Button?

skippy and me9 years ago

Sounds like normal life but you do not die.

StevenHughes3 years ago

What if you get incinerated

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AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

So, immortality? Nah, It's a curse!

ILikePressingButtonsYay3 years ago

@VexXenZio who would not love someone?

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Flameice2 8 years ago

Don't cut of my head.....

Flameice2 7 years ago

1. Thank you watermelonman. 2. Agent, yes I"d survive but I"d feel the pain until it heals. HOW LONG WOULD IT FUCKING TAKE TO GROW BACK A NEW HEAD

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Atheist Potato9 years ago

Upside?

Captain-Jack-Harkness8 years ago

So... Jack Harkness?

RonS1324 years ago

once your family and friends die and the universe implodes you will still just be floating there

InterestingName8 years ago

If I cut off my head, would a new head grow from my body or a new body from my head?

Ryan37018 years ago

So, deadpool

jkmc12058 years ago

Whoever thinks immortality is a good thing is 100% wrong.

odinthekoala3 years ago

I agree.

MageMech20205 years ago

You won't die! It wouldn't matter if you got hurt!

mr.whatface9 years ago

This is a very realistic description of Deadpool. One ticket please.

TheDeliriousZombie_YT 9 years ago

No I wanna die

Watermelonman8 years ago

At some point i wanna die too.

LeBron.for.ljf9 years ago

But what when we wan't to die! Bad button!

Synaster7 years ago

So... You"re Deadpool?

Squishy768 years ago

Sounds like wolverine a little bit

Arogon378 years ago

Basically Wolverine

Rivelle8 years ago

I don't understand. I would rather die than live my life with all my friends and family dead.

JackRock8 years ago

my life as a video-game begins

Watermelonman8 years ago

And when does it end? Are yiou just gonna float in space forever, after the end of the world?

DomZ1279 years ago

I will be a one-man-army in WW3!

Suprise_Buttsecks8 years ago

They could torture you

kapilast year

do i just stay at whatever age or do i keep aging forever

Suprise_Buttsecks8 years ago

End of the world That"s all

Magickat9 years ago

so.. basically Deadpool! just build up a tolerance to pain. >:3

Krusek8 years ago

At least I'm not a zombie who burns in sunlight.

T_tabs9 years ago

You become Deadpool whats not cool about that

Muddymash495 years ago

Try not to get hurt

MrHeck1237 years ago

You’re basically Deadpool you’ll probably just get used to it

Noobpoh8 years ago

I will live forever

Watermelonman8 years ago

..and float in space for eternity after the world ends

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Blood of Gaea9 years ago

Stupid downside.

ZekewillMAYBEpressthebutton6 months ago

ok i have multiple reasons why you shouldnt press button 1 is immortalty itself means you will not die even if you go to the heat death of universe 2 is something that would instantly kill you and be no pain like inceneration would become hell

cutie kitty9 years ago

I AM SO PRESSING >:3. you can change your mind what about your family? what will happen to them ;-; youll be all alone and sad and cry about it

Serpentine Determination9 years ago

Asrial!!!

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Caribou3 years ago

Button Taxonomy: #1. you gain something you didn't have before, though it"s imperfect.

Xboxgamer2228 years ago

Immortality could be good if you don't establish emotional connections and the pain will eventually die after you are healed, so not too bad :)

TurtleGuardian6 years ago

There isnt a downside, it"s just regular healing

jacktjong7 years ago

Just eat all the painkillers. You can't die from an overdose, but you can still stop the pain.

MasterVelyk9 years ago

Send this to your friends or family, and find the fountain of youth. You will live a happy eternal life. Though, one day your friends and family will be the only living things still alive.

minimegaman09010 months ago

immortality sucks, in an incredibly dark way (in other words, i'm not taking this)

ParkerDiddy9 months ago

you could live for billions of years and become a celebrity and possibly politician for 5000 years and then conquer stars and become Zeus

AaronWolfBurt8 years ago

Wolverine bitches

Ultron390005 years ago

When the sun explodes, then when all matter comes to a close, then when god finally decides you have spent long enough, that’s gonna make you wait til’ half life 999999999999999999999999 gets its final update for undiscovered life, which is gonna happen in.... when this is yucky even when fresh: 🍔

KaiFox8 years ago

So like Deadpool

ReWyne9 years ago

Cool as regeneration is, I'm not a fan of unending immortality.

StuartRollinson7 years ago

So deadpool pretty much

Niggakiller4 months ago

I'm already.

OverwatchMain8 years ago

Wolverine much?

Niggarhhh9 years ago

Immortal life bish

Szyszkrzyneczka8 years ago

So i am basically Deadpool? cool.

Nazi Pineapple9 years ago

Good no downside. Immortal but other than that human.

kingofdogs2003 years ago

Who the hell would want to be immortal

fishtaco9 months ago

immortality = endless torture

Belphegor8 years ago

I"d rather not be immortal. Shit sucks. What will happen when your friends die? You can't die from aging, but you will still shamble to be become a zombie, then eventually a skeleton. No thank you.

Clptrap4 years ago

Sounds like Deadpool

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