Will You Press The Button?

SUPERMACHINEKNOWLEDGE last year

The politician with a grisly mug will learn to fly.

HavocWreaker 10 years ago

Who says I need to go through the portals? 1) Shoot one at the floor and the other at the ceiling 2) Dump a bucket of water into the one on the floor so it travels in an infinite loop 3) Build a generator powered by the water 4) Infinite energy = profit

the117doctor 9 years ago

Which is equal to more profit.

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Potat 10 years ago

*places one portal at crotch level and the other at mouth level, walks forward and then.. you know ; )*

AIMAR last month

Bro, what are you doing???

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Duck in a Hoodie 11 years ago

AAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDD The downside? You would already die from falling anyway.

Javongod 4 years ago

Ok why not do that then

I are scotland 11 years ago

my mouse broke I pressed it too hard and too fast

TheLonelyCheese 11 years ago

No downside unless you suck at using Portal guns.

Potat 10 years ago

Ahem! Downside? You"re not looking anything, you"re just gaining a portal gun..

Edward Grillo 13 years ago

Unless... I... Acquire.... Long.... Fall... Boots!

DanTheDestroyer29 5 years ago

Yes very good idea

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ATSLoopholes 9 years ago

The only thing that changes is that you get a portal gun.

Magicwolf2263 10 years ago

Me: HII~II~II~II MOM Mother: Uhh, what"s that? Me: A~A~A P~OR~TA~L GU~UUN! Mother: HUh? Me:*Puts portal into room, and goes away*

the117doctor 9 years ago

*pwoosh* nope *falls through portal to other room like the goblin king from labrynth*

Fennixi 10 years ago

do i get the companion cube on the buy?

NHLic 10 years ago

We still need moonstone paint :(

chineese 9 years ago

You don't need the moonstone paint...

the real mc 10 years ago

Everyone is thinking about something sexual

Peridots boobs 10 years ago

LIKE ME!!

MysteryGuyDude 11 years ago

Be careful then, dont use it too high

GothicBlueEyes 10 years ago

Just be smart where you shoot the damn thing.

Linker 11 years ago

RIP infinity loop :(

Jason Turner 13 years ago

just dont decide to portal yourself somewhere high and unstable!

Plutonium1337 10 years ago

Basically don't fuck up

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Toxicitor 12 years ago

well now i'm making a button for getting long fall boots and a moon dust paintcan.

L00PH0L3 9 years ago

I would just be carefull

TristanHead 9 years ago

Foolish majority, portal guns only work on surfaces like that of the moon.

Vault-boy 9 years ago

Wait wait wait from p.p.portal made by valve!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh and just go to aperture science laboratorys and acquire long fall boots plus companion cube my only friend

One-Sixty 9 years ago

I pressed button before this saying I dont take fall damage so.....win win

Peridots boobs 10 years ago

I would use the power of metal to float me

mr.whatface 11 years ago

Tell scientists, they make more, we have fun times, they eventually create the long fall boots or replace my skeleton with fucking titanium.

Jacob Wright 13 years ago

Get a job at nasa, fire one at the floor and one at the moon. Incredibly cheap form of transportation of materials for their moon base. Just make sure to charge them for it.

Peridots boobs 10 years ago

Like over 1,000,000 dollars

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Thomas Breslin-peel 13 years ago

just dont portal to the moon and you will be fine.

Andrew Gladden 13 years ago

I DON'T NEED YOU GRAVITY!

Jade Dawes 13 years ago

And you can have this one... *Gasps* It's a replica~

asriel_the_coffee_drinker 11 years ago

So I don't portal up high places. Done.

RGPZ 8 years ago

WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB

Ragonoid 11 years ago

this one was hilarious but it's still really obvious

JordanBennett 10 years ago

who said i was transporting myself?

Christofle Valiant Sangkanparan 13 years ago

how many hp do i have then

GlutNy 9 years ago

fast reflexes bxtch! >:D

Oooo 11 years ago

Won't the boots come with them?

NinjaGhostUnity 10 years ago

I'll be back after I break a few bones by accident so see ya until then 😐

Chris Malloy 13 years ago

SPAAAAAACEEE!

bafuhwo 2 years ago

like if you hate this comment

Huygoskip 11 years ago

I like to try the portal gun

PowerPikachu 11 years ago

Ah the places I could go... Which isn't Aperture Science Labs. If you make yourself a fall loop, your dead unless there's the ocean next to you or something.

jwill324 10 years ago

Be smart on where you put damn portals plain and simple

DanTheDestroyer29 5 years ago

just don't fall

Madi560 11 years ago

Take fall damage= some thing we already do

Nwitherspoon84 9 years ago

Before I hit the ground use a portal gun make a portal and then make another portal so are we going falling down until I think I should stop making another portal and just hit the ground safely

TTroll 6 years ago

you mean mc portal gun fuck i tought that was rick and morty portals gun

xboxfan997 11 years ago

use long fall boots! DUH!

Piedra 9 years ago

Just get chell"s boots

YourMackDaddy 12 years ago

Who the fuck wouldn't? Even if just to sell the tech?

SoomufuBoy 11 years ago

Pretty much you just get a portal gun... No downsides unless you do dangerous stunts

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