Nothing you own will ever break
but
You can never have anything new
I will not

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 10 months ago
Thats so evil and twisted and dark

Winswins22 10 years ago
Ask your friend to buy it for you.

rocketiermaster 9 years ago
If your friend buys it and gives it to you, you pay them, it is now second hand and therefore not new.
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Sylva12 10 years ago
Does that include my heart?

Tigershark90172 5 years ago
You can't buy food

Unique-Average last year
Aight guess I’ll starve

Erick Ruvalcaba 13 years ago
Just buy everything second hand

Bluemchen 8 years ago
Nice one Erick. Now I wish I would have pressed the button
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lkgmilan 10 years ago
You can't buy food either?

Aaron12998 7 years ago
The moment i have anything, its already considered used

PeopleThinkCheese 8 years ago
Just buy the best thing of that item and you set *easy*

TressabMae 9 years ago
Think about it,I mean,no change in food or furniture while everything around you changes and is upgraded? Boring

EclipseTDS 9 years ago
House would equal nerdy history museum in 50 years, because all your old stuff would look new

niggathink 10 years ago
My body is immortal

RamHam1 10 years ago
What if I don't own anything

Charles A. McGraw 13 years ago
Once you get basically everything you want in life, this would be pretty useful. But I don't have all the books/DVDs/CDs I want, so not yet. ;P

Someloserthatisnotgay 10 years ago
Buy second hand stuff
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abcx 9 years ago
How am I supposed to eat food if it can't break?

fallonforpresident 11 years ago
Buys everything secondhand

Anika 10 years ago
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tehhypergamer 11 years ago
But then you cant have any food or anything to drink and so you will die!

asyraf_414 9 months ago
nothing i own, does that mean everything that i dont own or no

alien803 12 years ago
my clothes can never break bullets and knifes cannot pierce it i am invincible!!

USGC 8 years ago
Buy uses stuff

bbygngrndth 10 years ago
I own jack shit anyway. I'm the reason we can't have nice things.

DanHowellWannaBe 11 years ago
I'm saving up for tatinof and there is nothing that can get in the way of that

toybonniefan40 11 years ago
Well than...good your tv and wifi are safe

BetterTitles 11 years ago
XD lavaleader

iHaveAnApple 8 years ago
Fuck.

CARR74 10 years ago
I just give someone my new stuff and let them use it for a minute, then it isn't new anymore and I can use it

Feminist 9 years ago
BUt what if you grew out of it

Gengu 8 years ago
What

pabloXC83 11 years ago
My relationship! YASS

Steven Boyer 13 years ago
i really have no problem with this

GlameowTheSouleater 11 years ago
I got 1000000$ 10 minutes ago...

Con 9 years ago
You dont buy linux. Gets good 2nd hand latest laptop paid and distro free. Update and done

Bob101 10 years ago
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svenskdeg 11 years ago
no thanks...

pierocks13243 10 years ago
*Buys super computer* "Alright, ready to press that button" *Drops button. Breaks* "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

tydickson 11 years ago
Ty Dickson

cakeislife 11 years ago
but you never said I could buy it and just not use it for the rest of my life :)

HATSUNE MIKU FAN 0/////0 11 years ago
Hatsune miku never breaks!

WBGrock 11 years ago
i like computers too much, and if i cannot buy food....

BloodyMay 9 years ago
permenty barrow something.

Seirrah 11 years ago
Seirrah husted is not an easy task of

Demiseus Dongman 13 years ago
I really expected Nokia comments here...

SteelersNoSteeling 11 years ago
Hell no when a new Nintendo game comes out that i want people invent things everyday so......

calebheff 9 years ago
Being thrifty and responsible? I like that.

Th3RandomN3rd 10 years ago
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unknown665 11 years ago
u oun food so ur teeth cant break up ur food so u can swallow it

Raddudesman 10 years ago
You dont break couches you ruin them, so you can never get a new couch

oldnotweak 11 years ago
if i had a set of perfect tools and weapons i would press the button but i would like to get some new stuff. so no

COBCoburn3 8 years ago
i have a house where a lot of things break so i dont mind

Mofafa 11 years ago
I see No positive sides

Loopholesbeginhere 10 years ago
I give guy next money he buy stuff for me but don't directly give me stuff but lets me use it bam solu
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