Your poo-poo is now shaped like a human fist. This, in theory, would make the act of pooing, much more painful than normal. This event will also occur much more frequently, every 3 hours to be exact. Did this help?
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VortexM4ster9 years ago
I don't want to live for 300 years. I don't want to be perfect. In 1 year i don't want to be shitting double sided every 3 hours. Besides, That's not perfect.
U want us to live for 300 years and look ugly and be in pain... to me that’s not perfect😂
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CyndiHuddleston8 years ago
Who The fuck thought of this?
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Luis Corrales12 years ago
WTF
Start shitting double sided
Lokashian4 years ago
Yeah what is double-sided shit anyway
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strikerbass9 years ago
Holy crap
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Katy121279 years ago
I like poop
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ThePaulDude7 years ago
You"d lose ALOT of weight vfrom this.
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retromonkey410 years ago
i would have to watch all my friends and family die right before my eyes
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connort6239 years ago
Knowledge*
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Asthem8 years ago
Jesus fuck. What did this become XD
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Clyde-Donovan2 years ago
No. Not pressing it
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ElementalBlaze10 years ago
A perfect human who shits giant shits all the time. Yep. Perfect
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oscarleemc069 years ago
meh
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ApocalypseGamer7 years ago
I feel bad for my toilet
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Gabriel Alvarez12 years ago
umm ok...
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coolguy $$$$8 years ago
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MurgianSwordsman9 years ago
If yer a "perfect human", obviously your body is prepared for...shit like this, so it shouldn't be that bad. It's not an actual perfect human, as shits that big obviously mean a terrible metabolism and digestive system. A perfect being in theory should be ...[Show full comment]
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BARRYallen9 years ago
I am not scared, I am Adolf Hitler
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fitetoon10 years ago
What the heck
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KorridoorKillers4 years ago
I don't wanna live 300 years :(
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Puglord9 years ago
i don't even wanna live for 300 years
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Sarabnoor Singh 9 years ago
SHIT... I just hate shit so much that shit is coming in every word of my sentence... SHIT SHIT SHIT
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Jackcatblackcat7 years ago
I agree with you guys
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Serge Alix12 years ago
why not
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TheSpaceDwarf9 years ago
3 hours is ok
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Unsun999 years ago
WHAT THE HECK GUYS
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ccityplanner128 years ago
Then if you are perfect you will be able to make your bum the correct shape.
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Roaryboy9 years ago
What????!!!!!!
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dogpond11last year
downside not found??? this is literally my life :D XD
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tydickson10 years ago
Ty Dickson
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spuuky deejay9 years ago
"I know someone, who can shit huge double shits..."
"Really!? Who?"
"HNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG!"
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Damon Iron12 years ago
I'd say worth it because that's pretty much me after one of my dad's curries
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taylor998 years ago
Downside?
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mr.whatface9 years ago
Okay, WOW. What a fucking jump in pace. And also such a great breeding ground for two meme-like phrases. That 0-100'd quickly.
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sandstoneJems9 years ago
That's just nasty. Fuck that.
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CCthecat9 years ago
Since im a perfect huan i wouldnt feel pain right? Then should be fine
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Fofafett10 years ago
I take big shits already I don't want it any bigger
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