You are reborn into Super perfect human, Who lives for 300 years, with your knowleadge of today,
but
from the age of 19 you will start shitting double sided full size fist shaped shits every 3 hours every day
I will not


BoonanaBoy9 years ago
that went from 0 to 100 real quick.

AX-MentalicGamer-XA9 years ago
is that not Normal? ....

LolOmgYolo9 years ago
I don't want to live 300 years...banana

scorpionkillzsubzero9 years ago
Banana pancake waffle!

Kittyduckcheese8 years ago
OF COURSE IM GONNA CLICK IT I LOVE SHITTING

Anime-Otaku7 years ago
Lol

radicaled739 years ago
Wtf is a double sided shit???

DragonEXE8 years ago
What the fuck is with you pic! Fix it before you make everyone to drown in bleach DO IT YOU MOTHERFUCKING QWER
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skull kid9 years ago
perfect means it isn't really an inconvenience

Anime-Otaku7 years ago
Uh.......

D-BEN9 years ago
this is so bad

Loganicai9 years ago
I wasn't able to understand the downside fully.

Agent_Waffle7 years ago
Your poo-poo is now shaped like a human fist. This, in theory, would make the act of pooing, much more painful than normal. This event will also occur much more frequently, every 3 hours to be exact. Did this help?

VortexM4ster9 years ago
I don't want to live for 300 years. I don't want to be perfect. In 1 year i don't want to be shitting double sided every 3 hours. Besides, That's not perfect.

Inka Halme12 years ago
That's not perfect.

Gregottorry7 years ago
U r right
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Griffin Cain12 years ago
What in the actual fuck...that escalated so quickly...

oceanwaterpug276 years ago
Lol it so did
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ArchangelAzrael9 years ago
Ooh HEELLLL NOOOOAOOOO

Livwe7 years ago
U want us to live for 300 years and look ugly and be in pain... to me that’s not perfect😂

CyndiHuddleston8 years ago
Who The fuck thought of this?

Luis Corrales12 years ago
WTF Start shitting double sided

Lokashian4 years ago
Yeah what is double-sided shit anyway

strikerbass9 years ago
Holy crap

Katy121279 years ago
I like poop

ThePaulDude7 years ago
You"d lose ALOT of weight vfrom this.

retromonkey410 years ago
i would have to watch all my friends and family die right before my eyes

connort6239 years ago
Knowledge*

Asthem8 years ago
Jesus fuck. What did this become XD

Clyde-Donovan2 years ago
No. Not pressing it .__.

ElementalBlaze10 years ago
A perfect human who shits giant shits all the time. Yep. Perfect

oscarleemc069 years ago
meh

ApocalypseGamer7 years ago
I feel bad for my toilet

Gabriel Alvarez12 years ago
umm ok...

coolguy $$$$8 years ago
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MurgianSwordsman9 years ago
If yer a "perfect human", obviously your body is prepared for...shit like this, so it shouldn't be that bad. It's not an actual perfect human, as shits that big obviously mean a terrible metabolism and digestive system. A perfect being in theory should be ...[Show full comment]

BARRYallen9 years ago
I am not scared, I am Adolf Hitler

fitetoon10 years ago
What the heck

KorridoorKillers4 years ago
I don't wanna live 300 years :(

Puglord9 years ago
i don't even wanna live for 300 years

Sarabnoor Singh 9 years ago
SHIT... I just hate shit so much that shit is coming in every word of my sentence... SHIT SHIT SHIT

Jackcatblackcat7 years ago
I agree with you guys

Serge Alix12 years ago
why not

TheSpaceDwarf9 years ago
3 hours is ok

Unsun999 years ago
WHAT THE HECK GUYS

ccityplanner128 years ago
Then if you are perfect you will be able to make your bum the correct shape.

Roaryboy9 years ago
What????!!!!!!

dogpond11last year
downside not found??? this is literally my life :D XD

tydickson10 years ago
Ty Dickson

spuuky deejay9 years ago
"I know someone, who can shit huge double shits..." "Really!? Who?" "HNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG!"

Damon Iron12 years ago
I'd say worth it because that's pretty much me after one of my dad's curries

taylor998 years ago
Downside?

mr.whatface9 years ago
Okay, WOW. What a fucking jump in pace. And also such a great breeding ground for two meme-like phrases. That 0-100'd quickly.

sandstoneJems9 years ago
That's just nasty. Fuck that.

CCthecat9 years ago
Since im a perfect huan i wouldnt feel pain right? Then should be fine

Fofafett10 years ago
I take big shits already I don't want it any bigger

Lokashian4 years ago
What is double-sided shit anyway
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