Can touch fire without burning
but
Can never feel warmth
I will not

TheGanjaWarrior 10 years ago
This is paradoxical. On what scale would I not be able to feel warmth? Since anything above 0 Kelvins is warmth in respect to absolute zero, would that technically mean I'd break the third law of aerodynamics and doom the universe as a whole?

loopholefinder6372 10 months ago
wow my brain
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wolfspirit26711 10 years ago
i luv being cold :o and summmer will be a breeze

AwesomeDabber22604 10 years ago
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EpicFail 10 years ago
This is scientifically inaccurate, because it would not comply with laws of aerodynamics and could break the vary laws of the universe

Fa11enPhoenix 8 years ago
Your actually an idiot for taking these things to the laws of the world. Obviously it would make it possible since it’s impossible already

NHLic 10 years ago
I always hated hot summer

Cutie_lol 10 years ago
WHAT?!!?

Pomegranate 9 years ago
Sooo.... I'll end up with heatstroke from not feeling heat and I'll Probally die, also wouldn't I die from smoke inhalation from the fire anyway? More people die from the smoke then the fire- so really it"s a loss either way.

Kittyduckcheese 10 years ago
So pretty much just my life but in canada

FandomTrash4Life 9 years ago
I live in Wisconsin where the heat is AWFUL. It"s always so humid so it feels like 100 degrees in he summer even if it"s only 70. Also, wouldn't that mean I'm not able to feel the cold, since "warmth" is pretty much just the existence of even the most minuscule amount of heat? This would be useful!

FandomTrash4Life 9 years ago
I could also pull off some awesome pranks and people would think I'm magical.

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Vonpoop 9 years ago
This combines every other spam I have ever seen.

Well Im just a random dude 10 years ago
i luv winter so fuc u fire and summer

Jason368 9 years ago
So like Mr. Freeze

bowser2 10 years ago
it can still hurt to touch the fire. ye just wont burn. you don't burn. your skin melts

DarriDJ 9 years ago
I hate warmth

TheHappyTyranid 10 years ago
I love the winter, and this is just one more reason to do so.

UstiniMcWeenie 10 years ago
this must be a new one

smuganimeface 10 years ago
It must suck not being able to touch warm ass.

Blackout-Button 6 years ago
Fuck the laws of reality itself I AM THE FIRE LORD

ArizonaBaby182005 10 years ago
I love being cold! I also love the movie Frozen so...... Elsa is kunda my idol!

ProFeet 10 years ago
The Legend says that if you pressed the button you will hear "chill-out, man" a lot

IvanMilicevic 9 years ago
I don't freaking care... I could stay in fire for as long as I want lol and... people will think that I'm a magician soo basically I'm fire boi

Kimura last year
impossible

Animus_RainWing_NightWing_Hybrid 8 years ago
I can already do that.

UnlockedMedal 10 years ago
The fabric of the space time continuom would tare it's self apart sending everything into chaos, distroing everything you love.

YinChakChan 9 years ago
I love cold

Hank Whittaker 10 years ago
You'd freeze to death then, or literally always have a fever, since it feels like you're freezing when you have one.

jamal 10 years ago
Cold never bother me any way

sharky_marky 10 years ago
I"ve never had the need to touch fire anyways

Sytherdor 5 years ago
You can't feel warm but you can feel really hot

Migdin1 10 years ago
I am cold all the time already

Thedj 10 years ago
So no heat huh so unless it's windy or below 0 then I can't feel it okay

LegitMineCraftGaming 9 years ago
the happiness inside u is warmth so does that mean you have no happiness?

ChronicDepression 9 years ago
I see no downside as polarkin

Flameice2 10 years ago
The Cold never bothered me anyway

FelicityShaw 10 years ago
Technical is for geeks

spookwizard9 8 years ago
the universe would break

Prof Gaming 10 years ago
omg, that means that no matter the number of layers I put, I'll still freeze?

demutrudu 9 years ago
i hope you die in a fire = no more

GalaxyDragons 9 years ago
I hate being cold so yeaj

DennisGR 10 years ago
there is no downside to this

YTBRSosyalEmre 4 years ago
i dont need warmth, i need coolth

pdharr 10 years ago
there is no cold, only absence of heat, so those who pressed this button will die of cold

Ken94725 10 years ago
I love being cold

RKO 10 years ago
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah

zoeisabean 10 years ago
wtf

BloodyAnimeKiller 9 years ago
coldness is what makes up my heart

TheAnnoyingOrange 5 months ago
What the fuck

Xx-Sky-xX 7 years ago
The drawback should be "but you cannot feel warmth above your body temperature." or simply "the cold feels twice at noticeable"

Little Miss Spiteful 9 years ago
I dont wanna be the groke

MayDahForsBiWidU 9 years ago
I wanna feel nu warm dick when im fapping

Bossgaming 10 years ago
Um yeah why not 😊

unknown_user351 4 years ago
as long as i can make myself not cold by heating myself up. think of all the lives i could save

Cherxy 10 years ago
can never feel warm from touching the fire?
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