Pushing this button has a 50% chance of giving you any superpower, of your choice
but
... and a 50% chance of rendering your entire body paralysed for the rest of your natural life.
I will not


T._Lost_is_a_good_boi12 months ago
Dang, NONE of us got a superpower OR paralysis? What’re the odds of that, (1/4)^21000?

mushuangqing3 months ago
oh no,i like the forgetten

235x0last year
The power i would pick is self superpower bestowal then get inter universe teleportation, inter dimensional teleportation, fictional universe entering & exiting, shape-shifting, danger empowerment, near-death empowerment, revenge empowerment (when it's justice), and DNA absorption.

235x0last year
I flipped a coin, first was tails (i get the superpower), second was heads (i don't get paralyzed). Yes i did manipulate the rules in a fair way because it never said i couldn't get both so i manipulated it without changing the PRNG (fake random number generator).

Slingo9 years ago
2141 people are paralysed

TheHiddenDark7 years ago
If you truly think about it, the chances are specific to the person pressing the button. Everyone has a 50/50 chance not affected by what others have chosen.
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VenomousCompany8 years ago
Knowing my luck. If there was a 99% of getting a superpower. And 1% of being paralysed. I"d be paralysed.

Jiggysaurus548 years ago
I'm not paralyzed, so where"s my power?

calebheff7 years ago
Your power was to resist paralysis once
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Coolcon9 years ago
*teleports to trumps house, then JBs house, then to bank vault then stops to see the news about how Trump and JB have been killed and a banks been robbed* Heck yeah

ththomas94 years ago
Oh god. Someone beat you to it!
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Kitty_cats_and_potatoes8 years ago
It"s a lie! I can't even fly, but I'm not paralyzed

Inotip9 years ago
Heck yeah. Teleportation. Hello there bank funds, good to meet you.

GNRAnalogies9 years ago
Legit af tho

cpmaster9 years ago
so i have designs for a robot with a human brian

AndyMan11YTlast year
Who is Brian and why does a robot have a human Brian

MrTankus9 years ago
Is it 50/50 on one wheel, or a 50% on two separate wheels?

MisterDuck7 years ago
Wow now i have the power of disappointment.

SigurdCi5 years ago
I never move anyway

Tfandn7 years ago
Insidious

Ethreal0538 years ago
Can you be super paralitic man?

RossGosling8 years ago
That means that you can get super powers and be paralysed

xdlolxd8 years ago
PIKACHU WTF !!!

jakubppropYT8 years ago
ok so this is a gamble for life or death challenge accepted

Seapony8 years ago
I always thought paralysis would be interesting....

garaglamaglel8 years ago
I would be paralysed, so no.

Migdin18 years ago
OMNIPOTENCE!! WHERE ARE YOU !!! wait... i am not moving my body... except my fingers and eyes... OMG I THINK I AM PARALYZED!!!

Skymax4 years ago
Shlt

Epichambonewin9 years ago
Worth it

KarenDESTROYER3 years ago
Hey Peter I didn't get my superpower

jfu8 years ago
Not worth it

Blue-teddi6 years ago
Bet

Cpt.save_hoe9 years ago
im already paralyzed because lightning's a peice of shit so why not

Liz149 years ago
I hate being paralyzed ITS MY WORST NIGHTMARE

HoneySlime87 years ago
Paralyzed. Someone else is typing this.

randomjax9 years ago
Iam the God emperor of mankind

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago
Just no

Little_Emma9 years ago
It was really cool

gadlygamer3 years ago
easy. power of reality warping

ReeledTiedBromasterBTH9 years ago
Nope. Not pressing

littlestars9 years ago
so many no

DukeofDumDum7 years ago
I feel lucky 😼

Bubble-kun8 years ago
Worth the risk

xman-blah8 years ago
so... professor x?

creep12 months ago
Give it up for gambling, people. ALL ON RED, BABY!!!!!!!

USGC8 years ago
Knowing my luck, I would get paralyzed.

KawaiiUnitato9 years ago
worth it. ILL HAVE INVISIBILITY!

TeamAwesomeness3 years ago
I pressed the button and I'm not paralyzed

teacupbth9 years ago
If I don't have any family I''ll press the button.I don't want to ruin their lives if I become paralyzed

Kittyduckcheese8 years ago
Can my super power be to grow a bigger dick whenever I want?

Skymax4 years ago
Uh-huh no
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LoadedComic5527 years ago
What if my power is to become paralyzed.

Hamistagan8 years ago
Hahahahahha you suck birds hahahaha ( leaves with fish )

BlazeSaber9 years ago
Pushes button gets powers also gets paralysed it never said one or the other its just 50% on both you can get both. Oh cool I got super speed I guess Ill just lay hear now.

Alexbi2323 years ago
1.222222222222 people are parlised

WBGrock8 years ago
Heads!! I has superpowers!!

Button Pusher #13379 years ago
And I got paralysed. Fuck.

PikaPug8 years ago
I recently pushed a button that could make it so I could do anything by thoughts, soooooooooo

TirelessGamer649 years ago
nope i am really unlucky

TheRationalist7 years ago
With my luck...
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