free cheese for the rest of your live
but
you can also talk to cheese. Everytime you want to eat them, they wil beg you not to eat them
I will not

Evanlikespancakes 4 years ago
This is so random. And why cheese

Qwerty900 3 years ago
Cheese is the main staple in life.

Szokusia 9 years ago
In soviet Russia, the cheese eats you

NomNom 11 years ago
That would be really fun.

DaRealConMan 5 years ago
Why would I want to talk to cheese? My last words to it every time I want to eat it would be "say "cheese"."

Hardin5687 10 years ago
I donΒ΄t care. It gets better if they beg for mercy, same as murder victims.

idontknowhowtohitthespacebar 11 years ago
sell the cheese.

MNITIMMY 11 years ago
TELL ME WHEN THE SHIPMENT IS COMING CHEESE!! cheese: I don't know any thi- *CHOMP* cheese: AAAAAAAAAAAAHH

Kimberly Callahan Wix 13 years ago
Wow! I can't believe this one is almost 50/50!

Loophole-alert 9 years ago
54/46 now
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SupperKawaiiPotato 10 years ago
Just makes it better hehe..he hahahaha

ketchuppirate 9 years ago
*TRIGGERED*
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erik svrn 11 years ago
I dont eat cheese i make frends Witt cheese :)

KittandHerbie 8 years ago
SELL DAT CHEESE

Haiden Edwards 13 years ago
I DONT CARE CHEESE I WILL EAT YOU ANYWAYS

GamerBoyBobduran 9 years ago
Freinds with πŸ§€

CrazyQueen23 9 years ago
This is how I realised I need mental help. I imagined me eating a piece of cheese that was crying begging me not to eat it and I was laughing, enjoying the thought of eating a living breathing begging crying piece of cheese.

insect0114 9 years ago
So... Sausage Party?

Cocoacuphead 9 years ago
I love eating cheese and them begging for there lives just makes it better

HanakaNanse 9 years ago
I found my therapist

MajorMomHappy 9 years ago
Sell the cheese. NEXT.

iicookiez 9 years ago
No mercy to cheese

SeaOfMoonlight 9 years ago
What if you got like free reeeeally expensive truffle cheese or something endlessly and sold it for a realatively low price (still a lot just less than everyone else)? Then no need to work... just make a living off free resold cheese

THERealTrueBoss 10 years ago
Get free cheese. Sell "free" cheese. Repeat as nessesary.

Riyosha 10 years ago
Sadism ftw

Piemaster74 10 years ago
Look left. Back. Now there's cheese. Why? Because I'm a magical fucking egg.

Dina Feng 13 years ago
I feel like this question was written by one of my classmates.........................

JulianneMcBane 9 years ago
Same
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supersuchti 11 years ago
I dont even like cheese

Róbert DudÑő 13 years ago
Because fuck you, cheese

Amée-Lee Pineault 13 years ago
No mercy for the cheese.

Amanda Whitson 13 years ago
Mhuwahhahahaahh

Bryson Sullivan-Farrell 13 years ago
dinner with a struggle >:)

Andrea DevFuris Rotunno 13 years ago
IT would make eating cheese WAY more satisfying.

AdrianNigger 2 years ago
if you have infinite free cheese, that sounds like infinite free money.

Dandan681 9 years ago
But I don't like cheese

cherryespe 11 years ago
vore fetish anyone?

zorro90093 10 years ago
It's like being insane. XD

MLG_POWAZ229 11 years ago
Just seal dem fucker's mouth s up

Danniboy1234 9 years ago
Mmm cheese...

Reallynowbruh 11 years ago
In school I am known as the cheese king

Katie Jarred 13 years ago
Cheese is awesome

billythekid0318 8 years ago
talking food? pass

JamesJay 10 years ago
Sell cheese since it's free

dragon1xx 11 years ago
i become rich from selling cheese

Themonking 11 years ago
And that is why headphones where invented, And "Let the bodies hit the floor was written.

Caleb Adams 13 years ago
I find this one rather humorous! I'd do it!

Czarlocomotive 5 years ago
cheese cool 😎😎😎😎😎 me no eat cheese πŸ§€πŸ§€πŸ§€πŸ§€πŸ§€πŸ§€πŸ§€πŸ§€πŸ§€πŸ§€πŸ§€πŸ§€πŸ§€πŸ§€πŸ§€πŸ§€πŸ§€

Chicyloon 10 years ago
I hate cheese

Wilblo 11 years ago
Fuck vegans

TheTallest 9 years ago
Would the cheese have faces cuz if it had faces the teeth would crunch when you ate it and it would be so gross

bilbo baggins 11 years ago
make they cheese do your bidding or you will eat them

blueflamedragon13 5 years ago
it tastes better begging to live

DarkOverlord2 10 years ago
There is nothing the cheese can do to convince me to not eat it
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