Will You Press The Button?

You didn't press

The Button

31803 (32%) 66307 (68%)

31803 (32%) people have pressed this button, while 66307 (68%) did not.

You can become a successful drug dealer and make millions of dollars and never have to worry about law enforcement

but

The love of your life will get killed by the police since they can't touch you

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Waffle_Wumbo 10 years ago

Wow 33% people want to be a drug dealer GREAT FICKING JOB HUMANS

The_rapt0r 4 years ago

with a 100% chance of success, and only 1 consequence

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Paulriviera 10 years ago

What if the love of my life pressed the same button as me?

Theuglydollking 9 years ago

*Vsauce music plays*

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Kittenclaw 10 years ago

Jokes on you, the love of my life isn't even real!

Waffle_Wumbo 10 years ago

Wow 33% people want to be a drug dealer GREAT FICKING JOB HUMANS

TheoLerma 9 years ago

How breaking bad of them.

AstronomerO8 9 years ago

I haven't met the love of my life. So really I'm losing nothing.

Mason Eppert 13 years ago

Money cannot buy happiness, but I would much rather cry in my Ferrari than in my bed

TheShrugg 8 years ago

Money cannot buy happiness but it can buy tacobell and its basically the same thing

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lolzman2000 10 years ago

lol i dont even have a true love so i dont give a ****

Supr33mReplaiar 11 years ago

first: i'd make the love of my life also a criminal with me so she cant be touched either.

dinolord sonic 11 years ago

me too

Aeirohide_Prime 9 years ago

THE LOVE OF MY LIFE IS A FICTIONAL ROBOT THAT CANNOT BE KILLED NO MATTER HOW HARD ANY ONE TRIES!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

SherlockH-221B 9 years ago

I don't love anyone. Loophole: found.

IMAGENIUS 10 years ago

404 Error: no upside detected.

Waffle_Wumbo 10 years ago

Wow 33% people want to be a drug dealer GREAT FICKING JOB HUMANS

Sasusaku 9 years ago

Could you stop posting the same thing over and over again

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Lunaticfail 11 years ago

I don't have a lover

TheGuyThatResponded 9 years ago

I already get millions of dollars by doing this Jk

TheGuyThatResponded 9 years ago

This was a joke I don't do this.

123nbahal 9 years ago

I'm asexual.

FindTheLoophole 9 years ago

I'm grayromantic XD no but seriously I am

Collum 10 years ago

Jokes on you I dont have a love of my live

Angelina Paez 13 years ago

Jokes on you the love of my life isn't real!!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHA

Asdfpoop287 7 years ago

I already make millions off coins. Buy for melt value, sell for complete numismatic value (around 2-5× the melt value)

Nai Gative 13 years ago

To people saying police don't do that: Yes, they do. All the time. Seriously? Read the fucking news.

RandomLazyCat1152 10 years ago

Never said you can't prevent her or his death.

PhantomWolf 11 years ago

Ill buy another

Sour Deezl 10 years ago

Love dont live here anymore sooo....

Blaze___Lord___ 11 years ago

i don't have a love of my life I'm 6

Shiveringdickhole 9 years ago

34% of the human race are cuntbags

Jessica Bruegl 13 years ago

i don't see the downside? Money and drugs fix all the problems...

Bilibili_kuliba_MC last year

I don't date.

Lucadabuttonpresser 11 years ago

Kill your wife, become a criminal na

Mister-E 9 years ago

I hate love

septiplierflowerbomb 10 years ago

I dont want jacksepticeye to die

Mattsmithdagod 9 years ago

I'm 15 so I don't it"s just a win

Koneko 5 years ago

What if i dont have a love of my life?

thecoldforest 12 years ago

For some reason, all that comes to mind is Viewfinder.

Browning_TV 11 years ago

I don't have a love of my life ;(

Wiggo 8 years ago

So nobody gets killed?

Matthew Walker Hirsch 13 years ago

That isn't really how the police operate.

Comment Police 10 years ago

Kill Levi??? Nahhh

TapuLele 9 years ago

i dont have a love of my life though. LOL

DigiDavid 11 years ago

What if I don't have a love of my life? My logic:don't truly love anyone

EmeraldDS 11 years ago

No! No! I can make my own fucking money, thank you very much. I'm not greedy enough to kill an innocent person just to make some profit.

bathwater 3 years ago

no i like my boyfriend ;(

shockwave955 11 years ago

Tumblr has dark stuff

Cnw 9 years ago

There is no downside if you killed here

Surprised_Loli 6 years ago

Time to love donald trump.....

Zheko Dimov Jelyo 13 years ago

i will pay them to not touch my famili and the ones a love

DeltaRune1423 10 years ago

*punt kicks the 36 percent of people who pressed the button*

ifr3zyfellow 11 years ago

gets enemy girl to be wife kills her gets new hot celeb wife "never said it would happen twice"

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

No policeman don't kill the wife I've never even met because we're a couple on Roblox.

Dark Necromancer 30 10 years ago

Sad. Very sad.

francois 11 years ago

I no love

TheGoldPaladin 9 years ago

JOKES ON YOU, I’M ACE

AimÃ©e Iona Comtois 13 years ago

fuck the love of my life i got drugs and money

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