Will You Press The Button?

Arealltheisernamestaken 9 years ago

The love of my life is a dog, if it lives to 42 then that"s hella awesome for a dog

GoblinMan 9 months ago

so you want to have sex with the dog. is that what your saying?

Tigerlaw gaming 11 years ago

what if the love of your life is 43??????

Jesus-Christ 2 years ago

she will go to heaven :) you will not

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CryoStep 10 years ago

Man, I like being in perfect healthy

HBPencil 9 years ago

Me too, it’s always enjoyable when you’re in perfectly health

Minigremlin 10 years ago

I suddenly love Justin beiber.mwahahahaha

Jesus-Christ 2 years ago

🙏❤️

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loll 9 years ago

my love would be a 3ds and it would have battery power for 42 years, FUCK YEAH!

Mikaela Karina Laderas 13 years ago

wat if i had no love of my life. 3ds's can't die

KindlyKitKit 4 years ago

I love my Nintendo 3ds

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3ogdy 9 years ago

Love of my life, You"ve hurt me, Broken my heart, And now I'll watch you, Die looking at me, And repeat that Carlsberg. Probably the best killer in the world

LeafysSon 6 years ago

This not only has one loophole, but TWO. 1. This poorly worded so it sounds like you both die at the same time, meaning... You"re 50 years older than your partner? So why"d you care about her dying if you die too? 2. What if you don't have a partner?

Zi_ 7 years ago

The guilt you will have to live with tho

IHateTrained 6 years ago

‘perfect health’ meaning your perfect mental state isn’t interrupted by such trauma or guilt, you are in perfect health after all.

YellowBear 11 years ago

I dont have a love of my life

TheAnnoying Bat 11 years ago

LOL I cheated the system Immortality my friend.

Donnie Wayne Moreland 13 years ago

I'd rather it be the other way around

fyjuul 11 years ago

same tbh

Anthony SC Cappel-West 13 years ago

I'd still live a long time, so it's worth it.

Renan1402 11 years ago

WTF is wrong with you

Alex131312 11 years ago

22% of ppl have no <3

Loopiloop 8 years ago

Being capped at 92 by our current medical development rate? No thanks.

Danyael 12 years ago

no, just no

DerpyKitten 10 years ago

I don't have a love life. Downside people?

11 9 years ago

Only 92?

Bernard Green 13 years ago

92 won't even be that old for my generation. This is stupid.

DonnaAndTheDoctor 10 years ago

i wont press any button that means that pepole will die for me

Pizzascripters 11 years ago

I'm already healthy skrubs

WorshipTheButton 11 years ago

I do not have a love

fteomom 7 months ago

我沒有摯友

Anotherpieceoftrash 11 years ago

tttttttttttyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!

meowpeanutbutter 9 years ago

I'm not getting married till 43 then

a-cat 6 years ago

HAHA JOKES ON YOU I LOVE MYSE-

sigil-of-omega 6 years ago

[a-cat tried to pull a selfcest and got smited for it]

asdguy00 12 years ago

No upside:I dont want love and all of my ancestors lived up to around 100 years old.All of my great-grandparents are in perfect health. Say a bigger number.