Hmm, ok, I got five years left to live. I know eat da kokonut. So now I should"ve died 5 years ago. I'm -5 years away from my death. Very interesting indeed...
FormalEnderman10last year
FREE IMMORTALITY LETS GOOOOOO!!!!!
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Creepering10 years ago
I can already eat my favorite food whenever I want without shaving a decade of my life so...
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tylercjbaker10 years ago
Wtf 79% actually clicked the button
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just sayan(pun)11 years ago
just eat until 1 more bite and it is finished then give it to someone else does that count
KenWasHere219 years ago
It says if you eat it. It doesn't matter if you take the tiniest bite. You still technically ate it.
Doctor: Sir you have a few hours to live
Me: No i dont
Doctor: What do you mean?
Me: Summoms food GOODBYE SUCKERS
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Lord_Mixtape9 years ago
Those are some pretty special clippers...
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TheDeviL23410 years ago
unless you find platinum/ diamonds or antimatter tasty, it's not worth it
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TheSmartOne3 years ago
Then it will just happen to your
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Nanozec11 years ago
I pressed a button earlier that made me invincible... great combo i guess.
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FrederickJhYih7 years ago
I see... A good way to take yourself, but everytime you"re shaved is a sufferance to you, and once you want to give up there"s no fix to it. Perhaps it"s only a good option for those in serious ill
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sharky_marky10 years ago
I want a good life, not a long life
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Mowper9 years ago
worth it
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Datwolfgal10 years ago
No, just no.
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Death Reapon11 years ago
FOR CHEESECAKE!
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Snackrifice10 years ago
not worth it
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jackrabbit225912 years ago
Another button made me immortal, so this shouldn't be a problem.xD
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Spyderr9 years ago
I'm here for a good life, not a long one.
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lolrainbowdash11 years ago
Sooo, eating ten twizzlers would kill me instantly??? Why?? I could just buy it from this thing called a STORE, like a hundred twizzlers for five bucks shaving MINUTES off my life!
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WakkaRexo9 years ago
.
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Chryobytethecrabbyspy8 years ago
No, you did not specify how I die.
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AnimeFreak24111 years ago
exactly
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Oida10 years ago
Free food or life?
Which idiot made this?
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Dk_the_gr811 years ago
whats the upside?
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BobJohnson9 years ago
The fuck????
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beddie3 years ago
hmm. i want a hot dog *dies*
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Zedzedzedzedzed Zed13 years ago
I already eat Doritos anytime I want. Who would want this.
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TheDudeFromNL9 years ago
All you can eat restaurants might save you the trouble of dying
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gladiator251310 years ago
if you have money you could have it anytime you want anyways i why would you want that it would get so old so fast
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Rbghost509 years ago
Jokes on the. I wanna die
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