You can eat your favorite food for free anytime you want
but
Each time you eat it, no matter how healthy, will shave a decade off of your life
I will not

HiBob24 9 years ago
The best way to suicide

WakkaRexo 9 years ago
Definitely

Jar_Jar_Binks 8 years ago
What if... your favorite food is a Golden Apple? The kind in Norse Myth. ∞-10=∞. Simple math.

qwerty2012ish 9 years ago
So press this button to either commit suicide or ban yourself from your favorite food? What?

Morgan J. Caola 13 years ago
Who the fuck would press this

BerryLoveBerry 5 years ago
Never press that button
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SilentJill345 6 years ago
Please end me already.....I don't wanna be in this cruel world anymore!;o;

Little Miss Spiteful 9 years ago
Best suicide button EVER. 10/10 would an hero again

Kyra Thomas 13 years ago
I'd be dead in an hour

AcidXxRayne 5 years ago
same
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Timjfarmer 9 years ago
Why would I do this I get my fav food alot

Amazingpieguy 9 years ago
Mmmm this mango is delicio- *drops dead*

Da_kokonut01 9 years ago
Hmm, ok, I got five years left to live. I know eat da kokonut. So now I should"ve died 5 years ago. I'm -5 years away from my death. Very interesting indeed...

FormalEnderman10 last year
FREE IMMORTALITY LETS GOOOOOO!!!!!

Creepering 10 years ago
I can already eat my favorite food whenever I want without shaving a decade of my life so...

tylercjbaker 10 years ago
Wtf 79% actually clicked the button

just sayan(pun) 11 years ago
just eat until 1 more bite and it is finished then give it to someone else does that count

KenWasHere21 9 years ago
It says if you eat it. It doesn't matter if you take the tiniest bite. You still technically ate it.

Pedro Sarquis Sanchez 13 years ago
I want a short life anyway

EvaBear 10 years ago
Because he wants a short life anyway
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jroan 11 years ago
pizza is pretty cheap, so whatevs

assassinboy 9 years ago
i will die in ten min

Coolcon 10 years ago
Doctor: Sir you have a few hours to live Me: No i dont Doctor: What do you mean? Me: Summoms food GOODBYE SUCKERS

Lord_Mixtape 9 years ago
Those are some pretty special clippers...

TheDeviL234 10 years ago
unless you find platinum/ diamonds or antimatter tasty, it's not worth it

TheSmartOne 3 years ago
Then it will just happen to your

Nanozec 11 years ago
I pressed a button earlier that made me invincible... great combo i guess.

FrederickJhYih 7 years ago
I see... A good way to take yourself, but everytime you"re shaved is a sufferance to you, and once you want to give up there"s no fix to it. Perhaps it"s only a good option for those in serious ill

sharky_marky 10 years ago
I want a good life, not a long life

Mowper 9 years ago
worth it

Datwolfgal 10 years ago
No, just no.

Death Reapon 11 years ago
FOR CHEESECAKE!

Snackrifice 10 years ago
not worth it

jackrabbit2259 12 years ago
Another button made me immortal, so this shouldn't be a problem.xD

Spyderr 9 years ago
I'm here for a good life, not a long one.

lolrainbowdash 11 years ago
Sooo, eating ten twizzlers would kill me instantly??? Why?? I could just buy it from this thing called a STORE, like a hundred twizzlers for five bucks shaving MINUTES off my life!

WakkaRexo 9 years ago
.

Chryobytethecrabbyspy 8 years ago
No, you did not specify how I die.

AnimeFreak241 11 years ago
exactly

Oida 10 years ago
Free food or life? Which idiot made this?

Dk_the_gr8 11 years ago
whats the upside?

BobJohnson 9 years ago
The fuck????

beddie 3 years ago
hmm. i want a hot dog *dies*

Zedzedzedzedzed Zed 13 years ago
I already eat Doritos anytime I want. Who would want this.

TheDudeFromNL 9 years ago
All you can eat restaurants might save you the trouble of dying

gladiator2513 10 years ago
if you have money you could have it anytime you want anyways i why would you want that it would get so old so fast

Rbghost50 9 years ago
Jokes on the. I wanna die

knorrway 11 years ago
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Elliana 11 years ago
Huh???
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12tearoldboy 6 years ago
Buuut those are the worst years

Bearacade 11 years ago
#SHRIMPforthewin

ThePlopper 9 years ago
=( tears....

Pineleaf 10 years ago
22% of yall are idiots...

ragemaster5000 9 years ago
Finally a way to die faster

KittehCatteh 10 years ago
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3arakhe 12 years ago
HAHAHAHAHA "jackrabbit"

Gaboseries 11 years ago
Me going to die in a couple of minutes...
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