You can eat your favorite food for free anytime you want
but
Each time you eat it, no matter how healthy, will shave a decade off of your life
I will not


HiBob248 years ago
The best way to suicide

WakkaRexo8 years ago
Definitely

Jar_Jar_Binks7 years ago
What if... your favorite food is a Golden Apple? The kind in Norse Myth. ∞-10=∞. Simple math.

qwerty2012ish8 years ago
So press this button to either commit suicide or ban yourself from your favorite food? What?

SilentJill3454 years ago
Please end me already.....I don't wanna be in this cruel world anymore!;o;

Morgan J. Caola12 years ago
Who the fuck would press this

BerryLoveBerry4 years ago
Never press that button
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Little Miss Spiteful7 years ago
Best suicide button EVER. 10/10 would an hero again

Timjfarmer7 years ago
Why would I do this I get my fav food alot

Amazingpieguy7 years ago
Mmmm this mango is delicio- *drops dead*

Da_kokonut017 years ago
Hmm, ok, I got five years left to live. I know eat da kokonut. So now I should"ve died 5 years ago. I'm -5 years away from my death. Very interesting indeed...

Creepering8 years ago
I can already eat my favorite food whenever I want without shaving a decade of my life so...

tylercjbaker8 years ago
Wtf 79% actually clicked the button

Kyra Thomas12 years ago
I'd be dead in an hour

AcidXxRayne4 years ago
same
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just sayan(pun)9 years ago
just eat until 1 more bite and it is finished then give it to someone else does that count

KenWasHere218 years ago
It says if you eat it. It doesn't matter if you take the tiniest bite. You still technically ate it.

Pedro Sarquis Sanchez12 years ago
I want a short life anyway

EvaBear8 years ago
Because he wants a short life anyway
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Zedzedzedzedzed Zed12 years ago
I already eat Doritos anytime I want. Who would want this.

TheDudeFromNL8 years ago
All you can eat restaurants might save you the trouble of dying

gladiator25139 years ago
if you have money you could have it anytime you want anyways i why would you want that it would get so old so fast

beddielast year
hmm. i want a hot dog *dies*

Rbghost508 years ago
Jokes on the. I wanna die

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Elliana9 years ago
Huh???
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12tearoldboy5 years ago
Buuut those are the worst years

Bearacade9 years ago
#SHRIMPforthewin

ThePlopper7 years ago
=( tears....

Pineleaf8 years ago
22% of yall are idiots...

ragemaster50008 years ago
Finally a way to die faster

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3arakhe10 years ago
HAHAHAHAHA "jackrabbit"

Gaboseries9 years ago
Me going to die in a couple of minutes...

TheTrollerLord4 years ago
I mean I have seen many terrible downsides, but this is just bull shit

Gabe Juhasz12 years ago
but that is what junk food does anyway.

Autismus_prime6 years ago
Im ded

aalleexxiiss8 years ago
Who would do that

AnimeFreak2419 years ago
exactly

BBBAAACCCOOONNN9 years ago
My favorite food makes me live 69 years more

Raymondtorres5000009 years ago
I will press the button I will just pay money because i am not cheap i got Money floating all around me so what I'm saying is that I am rich I buy anything

Cheeeselast year
my favorite food that adds a decade of my life

Kill4money21311 years ago
Get food, sell it, profit

iamnoone8 years ago
My favorite food doesn't cost that much that I'll need to give my life away

Jaeger Bombastic619 9 years ago
What the fuck? That's so not worth it.

Jelsa8 years ago
I'm very young I want to live

Nithan90009 years ago
I'm gonna die in a second :|

MudkipFan20205 years ago
so i can only eat 12 burgers at the max no

Keithedoodles9 years ago
Why did 6047 people press this!?!?!??!?!?

IAmYourAngelOfMusic8 years ago
No way

DystopianResident8 years ago
Sell them. Ask for it and before you take a bite sell for money.

m thanks 9 years ago
What if your favorite food is 20 years of life

tydickson10 years ago
Ty Dickson

McSwaggyPants9 years ago
Just buy it from the store.

Veer4 years ago
Can it be fictional foods? If so I’ll just draw a sketch for a food that adds 10 YESSS to your life

Sandy Chung12 years ago
tacos are less than a dollar anyway
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