Will You Press The Button?

coolerdogpond12 3 years ago

oops i forgot to get dinner out of the oven...........

67eeeeeeeeegoonjuceeeeeeeeeee67 10 months ago

O SHI-

Luxiken 11 years ago

If you're a woman you will become a man

Europathunder 8 months ago

Are you OP , and being bedridden due to extreme obesity has a life expectancy of less than a year , I wouldn’t want to be a businesswoman from bed given I would probably die of say heart failure by Christmas. There’s a reason Dr. Now on my 600 pound life w... [Show full comment]

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Billybob69420 6 years ago

So just becoming Gizmo from Fallout?

Myth Plays 10 years ago

Soo... stephen hawking?

meatloave 2 years ago

He was a pretty scrawny guy

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BellaRoseKozzy 11 years ago

I'm a girl not a guy rn

Red cobra 10 years ago

Go yo hell mitter. Or ill make ur teeth chitter

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Johnathan Banks 13 years ago

Invent something that will convert fat into bullets

KDKDragon 8 years ago

........................Wait, what?

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KlRlTO 9 years ago

It dosent say you cant workout/diet or invent a machine that burns fat, loophole.

FattyTheFat 9 years ago

But it says that you are fat permanently, so it"s irreversible.

Miabasilton 9 years ago

Microft

Tophat_blue 9 years ago

Great comparison, although Mycroft was the prime minister, not a business man :)

XxDylanxX9 9 years ago

what you can do Is make a teleporter

OtakuBurrito 10 years ago

make a wheelchair that converts into a mech suit so you are still walking and can do whatever you want whenever you want. LOOPHOLES

vicvinegar 9 years ago

exactly. Like an exoskeleton

rexafun12 10 years ago

why at the end of every sentence does it type rn

dankmemes101 9 years ago

@Loophole man, I thought it stood for Right Now

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XavierBob 10 years ago

Um... It only says I cant walk, so I'll just run?

TheDoomcard10 9 years ago

You"d still be morbidly obese.

mexican man 11 years ago

Liposuction

mati6049 8 years ago

im already obese and i already cant walk so no downside

X._juice26 10 years ago

Follow my instagram x._juice26

rexywarrior 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Moore tlion 10 years ago

So I can get a personal helper stupid

Marshall Marshall 13 years ago

Permanently implies irreversible. Couldn't do it. I'm not that ambitious.

.yourmother 2 years ago

Joe Swanson! no downside

Eskimobill1919 10 years ago

Sooo, I'll become Jabba the Hutt basically

StraightCanyon 11 years ago

Be like Jack Black then get a wheel chair.

The Lightning Wolf 16 10 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t... [Show full comment]

Sonicsmasher49 11 years ago

i would make a robot suit

Wallflower 8 years ago

What about business women, huh?

jintoya 11 years ago

i wont become a fat sack of crap, america already has that stereotype given that we boast a 60% fatty population. also to everyone who thought "hurr durr il just get liposuction" it says "permanently" at the end, you are UNENDING FATTNESS!

FurryDouchebag 9 years ago

If i can still jack off to Furry p*rn, ill be happy.

Z0m41e 8 years ago

At least you aren't a brony..

Theguywhoknows 10 years ago

well im rich so just buy robot legs and there you go

Artfulsilver 9 years ago

What if I dont WANT to be rich. Heck, I don't even want to be a businessman. I just want a normal life.

Nuero 11 years ago

Like donald trump

dum 5 years ago

like im not already fat

LucienAuxtero 10 years ago

you can have a surgery

Motorhorn 8 years ago

Sooo smart Trump?

craycrayaj 10 years ago

???????

xboxman 11 years ago

duh m8 get a fukin scooter

miss.tainy 12 years ago

your the smartest person in the world... JUst stop yourself from eating unhealthy

FattyTheFat 9 years ago

Just make an Iron-Man style core thing that stops the fat from killing you, and use the fusion reactor(because it"s gotta have a fusion reactor) to power a suit that makes you actually better than most people at everything!

67eeeeeeeeegoonjuceeeeeeeeeee67 10 months ago

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Losechester67 9 years ago

I don't want to become a man!

zorro90093 10 years ago

You can achieve that without pressing the button :-)

Sylvia Wolf 11 years ago

I don't want to be fat.

AsuraShun 7 years ago

Fatman, the diabetic batman parody

TheCrimsonFuckr2.0 10 years ago

How the hell would you be successful and not even walk?

Spider_Pig 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]