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You get the sexiest woman of your dreams to call your girlfriend
but
You can never touch her in any way.
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KataDark 2 years ago
This is just a dream... Only dream...

CMHammond 9 years ago
I interpreted this as getting the most sexiest woman alive to call your girlfriend. As in, this sexy woman giving your girlfriend a phone call. It confused me for a bit. There"s not much point to this, it"s just an extended friendship with perhaps looking and not touching.

Mafros 9 years ago
I did the exact same interpretation

Pineapple-Lord 9 years ago
So just wear cloves or protection problem solved. And for those who say you can't touch her it"s the clothing

The Punderful LillyPad 10 years ago
But my cuddlez!!! I need ma cuddlez!!

Kyra Rose Wiley 13 years ago
i got two in a row about being with a woman. apparently this site thinks im gay. how hard is it to write it gender neutral?

Taker_of_Hells 5 years ago
But enderflame there is a guy majority of the population
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TonightBladeJoinsTheHunt 11 years ago
Who cares the woman of my dreams doesn't have to be sexy prefferable,

TonightBladeJoinsTheHunt 11 years ago
But not required.they just have to accept me.

SamBrown 8 years ago
But what if she touches me?

Khaos-Fury 9 years ago
So what she'll just touch me instead. dab 👋⬅️⬅️⬅️⬅️ 👀 ↖️ 👅 ↙️ ... [Show full comment]

kathprat7611 9 years ago
DAB POLICE!!!
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ArrEx 9 years ago
Take a few good photos to show off, and some to keep, then dump, or use clothes and touch plus condom

Timelypat 9 years ago
She"s surrounded by the friend zone.

FBIagentx556 9 years ago
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FBIagentx556 9 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d... [Show full comment]

Mai-chan 9 years ago
Is writing "man or woman", "girlfriend or boyfriend", and "him or her" so hard?

SinonMercer 8 years ago
Is doing that in your head so hard? Much easier than bitching about it.

IAmASpyMain 9 years ago
Your mother was here.

SQWEEGEE 9 years ago
Number one, i"m a straight female so... and Number two, i don't like dating

LilacKs 9 years ago
minifigamer I said I'm bisexual. So obviously, I'm not asexual. There would be no touching allowed as stated in the question, i like touching and I wouldn’t even know her so why do I want it?
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Поли Евтимова 13 years ago
So Friendzoned...

PinkUglySlug 9 years ago
Do u even know wut friend zoned means? Dumbass?
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Melody Walker 13 years ago
im a girl so.....

istressed-out 8 years ago
Rem-Chan same
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Katie Nadeau 13 years ago
So basically Pushing Daisies?

rainpath 10 years ago
AHHH YES!

Milan Fist 13 years ago
technically you can't touch anything

Astro Dime 12 years ago
ASEXUALS TAKE THE WIN. //victory cry//

Imaproshaman 11 years ago
Hell yeah!!

vampireslayer197 10 years ago
Then what's the point

Emory 3 years ago
As a Demi Pansexual I see this as a win

nr85 11 years ago
i don't like to touch girls

LazyMando 6 years ago
Well this sucks... I finally get a gf and cant do anything with her

potatomurder123 11 years ago
(*¢*) / - - \\\\ F F

Micah Mchenry 13 years ago
would add some major cred

therenwhite99 11 years ago
who said I liked the girl in my dreams?

maxwellduo 11 years ago
NOOOOO

robzeir 11 years ago
Fucking comments are bot

KrazyKenzie 8 years ago
I'm homoromantic. I don't want a sexy person. I want someone who loves me for who I am and is amazing, so this button is useless to me lol

SinonMercer 8 years ago
I'm pretty sure sexiness is a plus.

Just another person 10 years ago
This is a hard choice but I don't care to touch them I would like to hug them and maybe even kiss her but I don't need to i could express my love in a different way.

my3 2 years ago
我不喜欢美女

VelocityRaptor28 11 years ago
you cant physicly touch ANYTHING your always just CLOSE to it so its fine

Nour 11 years ago
. . . What's the point of her being sexy?

Different-Aangle 4 years ago
I am straight

NotTelling 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

CMHammond 9 years ago
[SPAM]

AkRowling 9 years ago
Well I don't touch girls

Louriana Davis 13 years ago
No homo...

CanadianJesus123 10 years ago
Jokes on you, nothing ever touches on a atomic level loopholes ftw

Vince The Bear 10 years ago
Well... you could break the repulse between negative forces of atoms but that is pretty hard to do...

GeorgeFritz 8 years ago
But she can touch me right :)

BOB PINK 11 years ago
I am a gay guy. .

s269703 11 years ago
that is my dream ruiined right there so i picked no

snowjoe 11 years ago
As an otaku, this is just like saying my "waifu" would love me back and act like it too despite us being in two different worlds. Look up Hatsune Miku Glass Wall on youtube and that basically explains my reasoning.

JazzyM 9 years ago
Not even mentally?

JTF 12 years ago
you never touch anyone anyways SCIENCE FTW!!! :D

IAmTheBirdThatWillKillYouOneDay 3 years ago
June 12th 2026

CherryFearsRain 11 years ago
Another question where females will throw fits about... Again just pretend it's the opposite sex.. Idiots..

MKX Jason Voorhees 10 years ago
When u pressed that button and u can't touch ur girlfriend,then just be gay then

Clptrap 6 years ago
... . . . . . . .....why?

reason 11 years ago
But she can touch you
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