Will You Press The Button?

KataDark2 months ago

This is just a dream... Only dream...

CMHammond8 years ago

I interpreted this as getting the most sexiest woman alive to call your girlfriend. As in, this sexy woman giving your girlfriend a phone call. It confused me for a bit. There"s not much point to this, it"s just an extended friendship with perhaps looking and not touching.

Mafros8 years ago

I did the exact same interpretation

Pineapple-Lord8 years ago

So just wear cloves or protection problem solved. And for those who say you can't touch her it"s the clothing

The Punderful LillyPad9 years ago

But my cuddlez!!! I need ma cuddlez!!

Kyra Rose Wiley12 years ago

i got two in a row about being with a woman. apparently this site thinks im gay. how hard is it to write it gender neutral?

Taker_of_Hells4 years ago

But enderflame there is a guy majority of the population

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TonightBladeJoinsTheHunt9 years ago

Who cares the woman of my dreams doesn't have to be sexy prefferable,

TonightBladeJoinsTheHunt9 years ago

But not required.they just have to accept me.

SamBrown7 years ago

But what if she touches me?

Khaos-Fury8 years ago

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kathprat76117 years ago

DAB POLICE!!!

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ArrEx8 years ago

Take a few good photos to show off, and some to keep, then dump, or use clothes and touch plus condom

Timelypat8 years ago

She"s surrounded by the friend zone.

FBIagentx5568 years ago

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FBIagentx5568 years ago

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Mai-chan8 years ago

Is writing "man or woman", "girlfriend or boyfriend", and "him or her" so hard?

SinonMercer7 years ago

Is doing that in your head so hard? Much easier than bitching about it.

IAmASpyMain8 years ago

Your mother was here.

SQWEEGEE8 years ago

Number one, i"m a straight female so... and Number two, i don't like dating

LilacKs7 years ago

minifigamer I said I'm bisexual. So obviously, I'm not asexual. There would be no touching allowed as stated in the question, i like touching and I wouldn’t even know her so why do I want it?

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ÐŸÐ¾Ð»Ð¸ Ð•Ð²Ñ‚Ð¸Ð¼Ð¾Ð²Ð°12 years ago

So Friendzoned...

PinkUglySlug7 years ago

Do u even know wut friend zoned means? Dumbass?

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Melody Walker12 years ago

im a girl so.....

istressed-out7 years ago

Rem-Chan same

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Katie Nadeau12 years ago

So basically Pushing Daisies?

rainpath9 years ago

AHHH YES!

Milan Fist12 years ago

technically you can't touch anything

drew231910 years ago

Here's a thought. What if I find brains sexier then body, hmm?

TeamKobus28 years ago

Let"s hu-*gets warped through walls all the way into the grand canyon

katierosy259 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

CMHammond8 years ago

[SPAM]

billbillerson7 years ago

Latex...

The Nerdy Nerd9 years ago

I'm a straight girl. This doesn't work

Usameow9 years ago

I'm a girl so yeah

Fleecy277 years ago

then what"s the point

tydickson10 years ago

Ty Dickson

Kay_Buttons_Meh3 years ago

Problem detected: I AM A GIRL

kawaikittykat9 years ago

WHY WOULD YOU NOT!??

Coolguy24611 years ago

THEN WHAT'S THE POINT?!

1.800.existential.crisis9 years ago

Tbh I only choose that i won't not because I can't touch her, but because I'd rather have someone with a good personality and someone that I actually like rather than the sexiest woman alive. Unless the sexiest women is the one i actually like with a great personality

Mafros8 years ago

I don't get can't I call my girlfriend myself, but okay...

capncreeper9 years ago

Make her my wife, then touch her.

The_destroyer_of_worlds5 years ago

It only says to call your girlfriend not for them to be it

ThePhxntomKill3R9 years ago

But she can touch YOU (Í¡° ÍœÊ– Í¡°)

crazyfangirl30059 years ago

I am a girl and i'm not lesbian so... -_-

ThatOneCoolNerd7 years ago

Kind of defeats the purpose of “girlfriend,” don’t you think?

minibotas10 years ago

w-why is everyone interested in the "perfect" shape for a woman: big brasses, big butt and IQ=0?! what about intelligence and personality?!

GreatAide10 years ago

Fuck yeah, science.

Lostboything9 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]