You will be a jedi in the star wars universe
but
You will be followed by a non killable jarjar binks
I will not


coolerdogpond127 months ago
BUT I LOVE JARJAR!!!!! DOWNSDIE???????!!?!?!?!?!!?!11!!?!?!?

RobertKim-092last year
meatshield :DDDDDDD

Freneticoptics9 years ago
Jarjar is an unkillable meatshield then...

L_Is_Real_24013 months ago
dont leave me and him alone in a room together
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Roosterrock1499 years ago
Jar jars underrated, I find him funny, though he might get annoying if he follows me around everywhere, but hey I'd be a jedi so who cares?

SCP-Foundation7 years ago
WHO"S IDEA WAS IT TO GIVE JAR JAR PLOT ARMOR

SpamtonG.Spamton3 years ago
what makes you think he didn't already have it?

Kennethern9 years ago
Why don't you call them Gungans? Also, Jar Jar is my favorite Jedi from Star Trek.

nakobro2003 8 years ago
U just mixed up 3 franchises in one comment

Conor O'Malley12 years ago
I don't think it would be that difficult to leave JarJar stranded in deep space. Just flush him out an air lock.

SpamtonG.Spamton2 years ago
and into the maw
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omgwtfbbqpwnzr9 years ago
I'm totally fine with Jarjar Binks. :)

devoidplanet9 years ago
trap him in a box

Da Boss Omega9 years ago
I say yes but I would rather be a Sith Lord

SilverShadow5258 years ago
I guess you would have an invincible apprentice then...

JL17767 years ago
....why be Jedi WHEN YOU CAN BE A SITH

PepperoniDUCK7 years ago
Me now: Pfft Hes not THAT bad i can Probably take it... Me several years later in the Star WARS universe: AHHH I CAN TAKE IT KILL THAT MOTHER EFFIN SON OF SATAN

Animus_RainWing_SandWing_Hybrid7 years ago
SHIELD, JAR JAR, SHIEEELD!

Duchebag22587 years ago
That"s very fucking brillent great job but I like jar jar mother fuckers he"s the best not annoying

LandonBygate7 years ago
What’s the bad part

RoaringRookie12347 years ago
Just drop em off in the Sarlac Pit.

Duchebag22587 years ago
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha ha ha yeah fuck his shit up

Dom Wilsher12 years ago
i've always rather liked jarjar

StevenTrigg7 years ago
WHY DO YOU EVEN LIVE ON THIS PLANET ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!
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Freneticoptics9 years ago
Where's the downside I'm a badass Jedi and I get a comedian

NHLic9 years ago
At least he's sexy in his way

Matthew Hammons McKinley12 years ago
Just freeze that bitch in carbonite, problem solved.

Ak47077 years ago
Hell yah
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Iain Cavins12 years ago
People who like Jar Jar Binks are the reason the Jedi died out.

Michael Hecox12 years ago
apart from the space travel this is already pretty much my life

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots2 years ago
You have an unkillable humanoid alien following you?

Souñd Wâve12 years ago
loophole... he might not be killed, but it doesn't say he's allowed to speak. plus: he'd be a minion of sorts. lol

Rob Anybody9 years ago
That's not a loophole, you're fucking stupid.

MightyGhost5 years ago
I"ve already a JarJar Binks following me as my little sister. I don't need another one.

Linkian898 years ago
JarJar isn't really that annouing. Plus he would be very motivational

cometcrusher9 years ago
id kill myself

Bossitronio20148 years ago
MEESA FOLLOW YOU, (insert name here)

Light Yagami11 years ago
Maim him again and again. What fun.

Aaron129988 years ago
Lock him in a fridge then toss thst fridge into a black hole!

Dinothesaurus9 years ago
Not worth it.

Truetntaldrin29 years ago
Win...win

Daniel Tickner12 years ago
I will cut him into pieces and leave

LloydbossYT7 years ago
I dont hate jar jar

ThaBombers9 years ago
not killable,but shutble

Genesis663 years ago
Duct tape

DERPY KID9 years ago
JAR JAR SHALL DIE

Billy McGinnis12 years ago
Jar Jar was the shit.

ZacharyLandrum7 years ago
OMG SHIT UP BINKS

Ssunding 9 years ago
Jarjar blinks are so annoying though

Spiderp8 years ago
It just says I can't kill him. There are other ways to permanently shut him up. Most of which would probably put me firmly in dark side territory.

coastaldeserter10 years ago
Put him in carbonite and keep him as a trophy. A very silent trophy.

Archeaic7 years ago
Jail him

TheZambie9 years ago
You monster!

Luxyrion8 years ago
Hmm a sith lord? Sounds fun

dadnaya10 years ago
Trap him in a cage

GodOfLasagne4 years ago
Never

Surviverlst9 years ago
I like JarJar.....

Stone1009 years ago
Have Jarjar to distract the caps while you rob a bank.

Panda_Fangirl6 years ago
Um Yes please. I like Jar Jar. COME AT ME!

TheSeanannerWorld9 years ago
I don't think Jar-Jar Binks is annoying. Just a tiny bit irratating.

Vegetto87018 years ago
Use a mind trick on him so he stops following you
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