You become Keith Richards
but
you are 69 years old but that's fine because you're also probably immortal
I will not

minimegaman090 2 years ago
probably immortal? i don't want to be immortal

Colton Barclay 13 years ago
Who the FLYING FUCK is Keith Richards?

meatloave 6 months ago
are you such a fucking dullard that it never dawned on you to google? fucking lameo , do better!
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CaseyC 10 years ago
Oh. He founded the Rollign Stones.

Themauf 8 years ago
You can't be destroyed by a rolling stone when you basically ARE a rolling stone

ethan1 9 years ago
WHAT????????????????????? this don't make no sence

Julianna3665 8 years ago
Your spelling makes no sense.

saladxomq 8 years ago
You"re also "probably. " immortal

Luigi2964 8 years ago
I look it up and he is 69

therealobama 4 years ago
haha funny number

Mike9090 9 years ago
I don't want to be a rolling stone. Idk who he is but it sounds like a drunk 30 year old named it.

Lilliers 6 years ago
it"s a famous band you moron

Catswithyarn 10 years ago
Who is Keith Richards? I just looked him up on google. He is weird looking

kingsheep 10 years ago
I like myself besides he's a smoothskin

GTFO? 10 years ago
Being myself is probaly more awesome.

Firsk 11 years ago
To many kids use this website :P

DukeofDumDum 8 years ago
I think its us adults who are the oddballs here tho ... Lol.

phee.bs@live.co.uk 11 years ago
Who is Keith Richards

Irish_Cur 10 years ago
A rolling stone

True 11 years ago
I don't like the comment

Free Money??? 10 years ago
Neither did I.

Pokesmilez 11 years ago
Keith Richards is one of the original members of The Rolling Stones o_O

Sophie Barbeyron 13 years ago
i can't believe some people don't know Keith Richards! -.-

Nathan Kopak 13 years ago
69 haha its still a sex thing

Michael Foley 13 years ago
I fail to see the upside. I'm an ugly ass old fart, and have to stay that way for eternity, no thanks. By the way, I had to look up who Keith Richards is, Jagger's the only one people in the states under 50 know, and I wouldn't want to be him either. Br... [Show full comment]

DukeofDumDum 8 years ago
I dissagree about the "90s thing, but cudos for doing your researsh👍

Claire Romanini 13 years ago
I'm sorry sure I respect the guy but I don't want to be an old man :B even an immortal one

Nyssa123 9 years ago
Who is Keith Richards

phee.bs@live.co.uk 11 years ago
I know right

Markeiden3 10 years ago
Lol Who da frack is Keith Richards lol

mav117 12 years ago
Immortality did it for me because I don't know Keith Richards

DukeofDumDum 8 years ago
Poor sucker. You should have googled 😂

Kyle Freeman 13 years ago
idk ether

Snowfrost918 11 years ago
No idea who that is...

Death_359 11 years ago
Probably immortal what the fuck

GTFO? 10 years ago
Being myself is probaly more awesome.

FRANCOIS AWSOME 11 years ago
who the hell is Keith Richards

TimeLady11 11 years ago
Probably regret asking but who is Keith Richards?

Sir Izzy_5886 10 years ago
Who's Keith Richards?!

KoolAidDolan 12 years ago
'Probably'

booksrule123 10 years ago
No clue who that is, but it sounds like a man. I don't want to be a man. Simple enough.

Giraffegirl1 8 years ago
How do books rule, as said in your name, i just got done with school and only red like 4 books 1 i liked, one was ok, another was fine, and the other was terrible.

Vorpl 7 years ago
My cousins name is Keith Richards

larah 11 years ago
Well girls who wants to be guys I guess Lesbians I guess

HBAnimatronic 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

XxGutoxX 9 years ago
IT WORKS!!!THE DISLIKE BUTTON WORKS!!!!!
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Mel_the_Melon 9 years ago
Who the HELL is Keith Richards?

Random winged cat 10 years ago
Who the f*** is Keith Richards???????

KingKamula 11 years ago
This isnt fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 5... [Show full comment]

BrandonLoder 9 years ago
Are you Immortal or not it says probably

That One Person 11 years ago
who's Keith Richards?

Magickat 10 years ago
who is Keith Richards..?

Mike Robert Drew 13 years ago
Whos Keith and it says "probably" immortal doesnt mean you will be

10watch 6 years ago
idc who is is and also idk but at least i will be a funny number :) o wait nah nvm i wont press it

MattWalshe 11 years ago
WHO IS KEITH RICHARDS?

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CollinCarter 9 years ago
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Foxy78 11 years ago
I'm immortal I wouldn't be old using that type of logic

bsapavel 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Giraffegirl1 8 years ago
How am i Problely immortal, am i immortal or nah

ButterBoyGamer 10 years ago
Who the hell is he

Z1900 71 10 years ago
Whos Keith rich?

Mike Robert Drew 13 years ago
Whos Keith and it says "probably" immortal doesnt mean you will be
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