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Maharid3 months ago

You wear a sock costume.

Schmucklehed7 months ago

but do thigh highs count as socks?

FoxyTheSilverFoxlast year

If I wore just socks, the women would be all over me even more than before!!! Fuehfehfehfeh!!!

Cocoacuphead7 years ago

Well then if I only wear socks then I will definitely be a dicktator

Cocoacuphead7 years ago

Lol get it

LordVega9 years ago

Socks emperor! LOL

Ashley Cant12 years ago

being a dictator you just get everyone to wear socks..

PiperKeizor7 years ago

That means u we’re just socks no other clothing 😬

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Froppy6 years ago

*gets ready to wear ALL of the long socks* every season is sock season

Ajdamek9 years ago

But my slaves dont see my penis because i put sock on it

Schmucklehed7 months ago

genius

Meridian Prall12 years ago

I could make a sock suit and wear sock clothes.

GRENINJAGO7 years ago

True...

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Easypickens137 years ago

Where’s the Downside?

Bxsic7 years ago

Its too much to handle as a dictator of the WHOLE WORLD which is why we have different governments in different places duhh

Shimmer99017 years ago

It"s a deal McNeil

Coco_Mocha8 years ago

Typicall Sunday Afternoon

Radziecki9 years ago

Create a sock producing company named JUST. Problem solved.

Mooey moo9 years ago

XD make em' pjs then there clothes and socks

Konato9 years ago

I would just stand there triumphantly. Make a fashion statement.

bilbo baggins9 years ago

i will never turn to the dark side

Katie Riedy12 years ago

As dictator of the world my first act is that the words for 'clothes' and 'socks' switch.

bahamallama2009 years ago

@GitGood just keep them on your ankles or something, as long as there on you you are technically wearing them.

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Carolina Herrera12 years ago

So basically naked wearing socks? Better make them thigh highs.

Yotethemote7 years ago

*slow clap*

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Devin Christopher Foreman12 years ago

Still no downside.

Standartbriish2 years ago

responsobilities

Ty Cooper12 years ago

So no difference

Antonhou8 years ago

I can't see what s wrong with Thisted? I'm naked anyways?

AyaMayume10 years ago

Emperor's New Clothes moment here.

Etharian9 years ago

Force the definitions of the words socks and clothes to be switched, then wear "socks".

xss9 years ago

they were both bad

A FREAKING DUCK9 years ago

THIS SOCKS!

Hello-Fucker7 years ago

I have an elephant painted with the paint of my enemies that I sit on and it walks around . AND PLUS FUZZY SOCKS YOU CAN DTART A WORLDWIDE SOCK COMPANY

lets do this!9 years ago

I'll just make everyone wear socks

EPICSEGWAYMAN8 years ago

why not just stay home all the time or something?

captainderp11 years ago

I WOULD BE DICTATOR OVER THE WORLD, WHO CARES. Although they didn't say for how long you would live, that might be a problem considering how everyone would hate me.