Steal fire from the gods and give it to mankind
but
Be chained to a rock and have an eagle come to eat your innards every day
I will not


ninjaboy9 years ago
*COUGH*pormetheus*COUGH*

Your-Face-is-Enforip7 years ago
Agreed B)

Pamela Drees-Wilson12 years ago
ACTUALLY. . . *straightens glasses* Prometheus at first was in charge of divvying up meat to give to mankind and the gods, but the gods had first pick. Being the clever man he was, Prometheus took the organs and fur and put it in one bag with the fat on to...[Show full comment]

AdastraEllis5 years ago
ACTUALLY if you go back to the myths Prometheus is Zeus" cousin science he is the son of Iapetus and Klymene. Impetus is Kronos" brother and science Promos is Zeus" father that would make Prometheus his cousin
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Lunatic lynx 9 years ago
That's prometheus

(Rhyme)9 years ago
I'm not Prometheus. I'm John Cena.

Idunnodude9 years ago
Somewhat like greek mythology...

Ryansock8 years ago
Hmmm, this sounds familiar.....

TheAwesomePurpleOwl7 years ago
Percy Jackson

the brain9 years ago
So......Prometheus?

Jadestone7179 years ago
Nice promethius reference

YoBitchDoingSplitsOnThisDick699 years ago
We just read that story in History class today

hypes1239 years ago
IKR THIS IS STUPID

Random Presser9 years ago
Why would I do that? People already knew about fire

Doctor awesome sauce9 years ago
It's Greek mythology OK so deal with it😎

Imaunicornshh9 years ago
.-. seems familiar..... (Prometheus)

gennerx9 years ago
Lazy Prometheus....mankind should have figured it on their own.

PatrickCiprianMuresan7 years ago
H m m m m m . . . . . . is ThAt grEEk mytHoLogY?

desel7 years ago
Fuck humanity. I'm a God now!

VirginiaHB7 years ago
Greek mythology right here

Your-Face-is-Enforip7 years ago
Since I'm still mortal, what am I going to put in? My hands? Become a pyromancer by destroying my flesh? No thanks. B(

JediKnight8 years ago
Humans already have fire....

TeddyBear8 years ago
Nah, mankind already has fire.

Derpydy8 years ago
I learned about this in class

ZapLed8 years ago
Hercules frees me eventually

Your-Face-is-Enforip7 years ago
In exchange for information about something. Sorry I forgot what. B|

FlufflePro9 years ago
So basically be a myth

TheThinker9 years ago
First of all, the Greek gods don't exist, so what is even the upside?

Mangomagmaman7 years ago
DISHONOR
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The farting turtle9 years ago
Steal fire for what? Views? Selfies? World domanation? Why would we need fire exactly?

The Howling Wolf9 years ago
Why the Fock would I steal fire from the Gods???Mankind can already use Chemistry to create fire!!!

hetafan9 years ago
I love the reference

Jape 389 years ago
god of war reference

Noriaki_Inou9 years ago
No, God of War was based around Greek and Roman mythology which is what this is based around. While there is a chance that it is referencing God of War 2, I highly doubt it.

Skrub King9 years ago
If you can steal fire from a god, you should be able to escape chain.

THE SHEEP OF JUSTICE9 years ago
what is the good thing

NighTmaN22109 years ago
are those 2 downsides?

WBGrock9 years ago
Prometheus i am not

LOLIdon'tcare9 years ago
*cough*Prometheus *cough*

TheGamingT.rex9 years ago
Prometheus basically

SquidDoctor9 years ago
I know its a popular Greek mythology but it doesn't say you can't escape

Silentnightxx9 years ago
It was a raven not an eagle

Amber Brownfield12 years ago
Calm down Prometheus

GPWNZ9 years ago
Umm, Prometheus anyone?

Master17 years ago
What the hell is prometheus

Christian Bush12 years ago
Actually, if you read better, they were vultures. Not eagles.

All_the_ships7 years ago
Never mix "would you press the button" with Greek mythology...

kisalast year
one must imagine sisyphus happy

115 RESONATOR9 years ago
Kinky

Marshadow14 years ago
deja vu i’ve been in this place before

TheGoodFangirl10 years ago
I DON'T WANT TO BE PROMETHEUS, I'M JUST A FRIENDLY DAUGHTER OF POSEIDON RAVENCLAW DIVERGENT WATER TRIBE HUNGER GAMES VICTOR WHO MET THE DOCTOR AND IS FRIENDS WITH THE NATIONS!!!!

TheNexMan9 years ago
PERCY HAS A SISTER???!!!

ignitedrik7 years ago
Nah Prometheus will do it for me

Apollo11 years ago
I see our plan worked, too

presser of button6769 years ago
i aint no greedy mofo

Insane_gaming9 years ago
HEY! THAT'S AN ACTUAL GREEK MYTH!

UnicornLex7 years ago
Why why me

Austin Lowery12 years ago
God of war here

Yoriichiontuesday2 years ago
I can just use the microwave
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