Steal fire from the gods and give it to mankind
but
Be chained to a rock and have an eagle come to eat your innards every day
I will not

ninjaboy 11 years ago
*COUGH*pormetheus*COUGH*

meatloave 8 months ago
No shit momo , you're very clever
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Pamela Drees-Wilson 13 years ago
ACTUALLY. . . *straightens glasses* Prometheus at first was in charge of divvying up meat to give to mankind and the gods, but the gods had first pick. Being the clever man he was, Prometheus took the organs and fur and put it in one bag with the fat on to... [Show full comment]

AdastraEllis 6 years ago
ACTUALLY if you go back to the myths Prometheus is Zeus" cousin science he is the son of Iapetus and Klymene. Impetus is Kronos" brother and science Promos is Zeus" father that would make Prometheus his cousin
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Lunatic lynx 11 years ago
That's prometheus

(Rhyme) 11 years ago
I'm not Prometheus. I'm John Cena.

Idunnodude 10 years ago
Somewhat like greek mythology...

Ryansock 10 years ago
Hmmm, this sounds familiar.....

TheAwesomePurpleOwl 9 years ago
Percy Jackson

the brain 10 years ago
So......Prometheus?

Jadestone717 10 years ago
Nice promethius reference

YoBitchDoingSplitsOnThisDick69 11 years ago
We just read that story in History class today

hypes123 11 years ago
IKR THIS IS STUPID

Random Presser 11 years ago
Why would I do that? People already knew about fire

Doctor awesome sauce 11 years ago
It's Greek mythology OK so deal with it😎

Imaunicornshh 11 years ago
.-. seems familiar..... (Prometheus)

gennerx 11 years ago
Lazy Prometheus....mankind should have figured it on their own.

PatrickCiprianMuresan 8 years ago
H m m m m m . . . . . . is ThAt grEEk mytHoLogY?

desel 8 years ago
Fuck humanity. I'm a God now!

VirginiaHB 9 years ago
Greek mythology right here

Your-Face-is-Enforip 9 years ago
Since I'm still mortal, what am I going to put in? My hands? Become a pyromancer by destroying my flesh? No thanks. B(

JediKnight 9 years ago
Humans already have fire....

TeddyBear 10 years ago
Nah, mankind already has fire.

Derpydy 10 years ago
I learned about this in class

ZapLed 10 years ago
Hercules frees me eventually

Your-Face-is-Enforip 9 years ago
In exchange for information about something. Sorry I forgot what. B|

FlufflePro 10 years ago
So basically be a myth

TheThinker 10 years ago
First of all, the Greek gods don't exist, so what is even the upside?

Mangomagmaman 8 years ago
DISHONOR
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The farting turtle 10 years ago
Steal fire for what? Views? Selfies? World domanation? Why would we need fire exactly?

The Howling Wolf 10 years ago
Why the Fock would I steal fire from the Gods???Mankind can already use Chemistry to create fire!!!

hetafan 10 years ago
I love the reference

Jape 38 10 years ago
god of war reference

Noriaki_Inou 10 years ago
No, God of War was based around Greek and Roman mythology which is what this is based around. While there is a chance that it is referencing God of War 2, I highly doubt it.

Skrub King 11 years ago
If you can steal fire from a god, you should be able to escape chain.

THE SHEEP OF JUSTICE 11 years ago
what is the good thing

NighTmaN2210 11 years ago
are those 2 downsides?

WBGrock 11 years ago
Prometheus i am not

LOLIdon'tcare 11 years ago
*cough*Prometheus *cough*

TheGamingT.rex 11 years ago
Prometheus basically

SquidDoctor 11 years ago
I know its a popular Greek mythology but it doesn't say you can't escape

Silentnightxx 11 years ago
It was a raven not an eagle

Amber Brownfield 13 years ago
Calm down Prometheus

kittenkisser 9 years ago
Simple,break the chains. DUH

Your-Face-is-Enforip 9 years ago
Can't they"re made out of magic materials. >B(

Blastmurder 11 years ago
H### no

Voidite_but_pro 4 years ago
prometheus be like

jintoya 11 years ago
mmmMMM innards. i hit that button, gotta get me some sweet eagle action. know how il me chained down? SPREAD EAGLE!

ProfessorHidgensStan 7 years ago
We already got fire

NoCheeseAdded 12 years ago
I am not Prometheus, thank you.

Master1 8 years ago
What the hell is prometheus

Christian Bush 13 years ago
Actually, if you read better, they were vultures. Not eagles.

GPWNZ 11 years ago
Umm, Prometheus anyone?

kisa 3 years ago
one must imagine sisyphus happy

115 RESONATOR 11 years ago
Kinky

All_the_ships 9 years ago
Never mix "would you press the button" with Greek mythology...

Marshadow1 6 years ago
deja vu i’ve been in this place before

TheGoodFangirl 11 years ago
I DON'T WANT TO BE PROMETHEUS, I'M JUST A FRIENDLY DAUGHTER OF POSEIDON RAVENCLAW DIVERGENT WATER TRIBE HUNGER GAMES VICTOR WHO MET THE DOCTOR AND IS FRIENDS WITH THE NATIONS!!!!

TheNexMan 11 years ago
PERCY HAS A SISTER???!!!

ignitedrik 8 years ago
Nah Prometheus will do it for me
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