Will You Press The Button?

Godlike9 years ago

I CANT FEEL ANYTHING FROM A PREVIOUS QUESTION. IM ALSO AN IMMORTAL ROBOT ATHLETE.

Fishy-Lover165 years ago

Mhm

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Redtail2 years ago

Yes

Dromearex8 years ago

What fun is there without suffering of others? I don't mean torture, but hunting. That gets us food, but requires killing things... It"s really pointless unless it means a utopia for people. Wich even then is really ignorant because the animals deserve a little more than humans do.

Blackout-Button4 years ago

Aww... but I DO like torturing horrible individuals

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SinonMercer7 years ago

So many people don't know how long an eternity is.

Hftdgt4 years ago

Yeah it"s forever

BalorClubFoLyfe7 years ago

This sounds like The Giver.

imavirginnn4 years ago

"All problems ever are solved" I think "an eternity of unbearable pain and torment" is a problem a BIG PROBLEM

Ezragrayson4 years ago

Technically you would get use to the pain after a while

CooledItLongAgo3 years ago

and? why does other people"s happiness matter? pressing the button literally makes you an evolutionary and biological failure of an organism, that should"ve been naturally selected out of the gene pool long ago

CornHolio7 years ago

Bad shit will still happen

Migdin17 years ago

I fail to see that all problems are solved while I am living in torture, which I would say is a problem.

tinfoiltophat7 years ago

bitch I'm already condemned to an eternity of pain and torture

ErrorCodeMLG7 years ago

Fak dat ga kad shat

Emilymccue8 years ago

Who wouldnt press that everyone else is fine

slashth4567 years ago

where"s the peace part

Hftdgt4 years ago

Idk

Horsechess149 years ago

Kind of sounds like the Giver in a way

Hell no hell9 years ago

The giver?

Phoenixianking9 years ago

Bring it

HybridGamer9 years ago

But everythings perfect

Volte3 years ago

eww a utopia

dankmemes1018 years ago

/"everyone"/

MudkipFan20205 years ago

suffer, me

Ifredward8 years ago

I'm immortal, the faster runner in the world AND have an intimate ammunition gun

Copycat978 years ago

But wait... I though that all problems EVER were solved. Isn't this pain also a problem? (Cough)loophole(cough)

Jesus-Christ6 months ago

I'm not dying for yall again smh

Ciapokk2 years ago

That"s actually though question. Propably everyone who pressed this button thinks it"s ok, but in reality it would be really hard for every single one of us. And btw, why would everyone press this button, only one person is enough, right? Still i"m gonna press it.

meowpeanutbutter8 years ago

Ehm, button creater?!?! I"ve got a problem that needs to be solved

butter cup9 years ago

Well i already press a button that makes world peace so... F@@@ this sh&£ i'm out

TrueRenegade8 years ago

They called communism a utopia, so NOPE!

Nerdyboy8 years ago

Go to Hell for humanity? Yes. i am willing.

Kadebostany7 years ago

I'm feeling this anyway, say YES

Get_Shizzled9 years ago

Unbearable pain and torment for me is loss of internet connection. Besides. There will be better things to do in a ascended world

birdDemonlast year

I already live like that

Kalamari_Soup3 years ago

Everybody is going to have a different idea of a "utopia", I don't think there can be a one-size-fits-all-world to accommodate everyone, it will break eventually.

Senseless8 years ago

So I am not part of everyone? Or will I get to like pain?

Colorfairy4 years ago

"You are condemned to an eternity of unbearable pain and torment." Heh, already started like, ten years ago. Fuck this button.

Axileoni8 years ago

That would be a problem. There are no problems

Cassius-ko8 years ago

Not pressing it. Screw humanity.

meatloave3 months ago

No , I would just walk away

whitepinecone7 years ago

I'm part of everyone, so...

100Percent2 years ago

I'd do it if it wasn't eternity. That is endless, the happiness of humanity will still be finite. Billions flourishing would not be worth the endless torture. I wouldn't even send someone else to such a fate and live in the utopia myself. Eternity h...[Show full comment]

CatCupCakes9209 years ago

Fuck everyone anyway. And the reason I don't say everyone else is because I'm terrible as well. Just... http://66.media.tumblr.com/623fec7007aa86549d820ee5201d2d23/tumblr_ncd0myV8iQ1qaqk3no2_400.png That.

lexi-the-homosexual-dragonborn8 years ago

Kinky

Laparas9 years ago

Step 1: Press button Step 2:Kill Yourself Step 3: Go to Heaven Step 4: Profit

AxisOliveYT4 years ago

where"s the downside?

dreaming1008 years ago

If all problems EVER are solved, then how can i be in unbearable pain in torment?

Penis1237 years ago

Error at downside. Contradictory win and lose

Valery1539 years ago

Naaaahh i dont wanna do this

unknown_user35112 months ago

this is literally just The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas. to the letter.

luchoelkpo3 years ago

llamen a una persona masoquista y ya esta xd

Timelypat8 years ago

As much as I hate to say it, a world with no problems is a boring world. I'm not saying I like terrorism, crime, war, etc. but the reason most things happen is because of little problems in our day.

Timelypat7 years ago

Holy crow I think you just fixed everything

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Thomas_Tinkerton8 years ago

Watching Justin beaver and Rob Schnider for eternity.

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