You never have to wait for anything: no loading screens, no traffic, etc.
but
You live half as long.
I will not


MNITIMMY9 years ago
Don't have to wait for death either.

charizard_7 years ago
Clever
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minimegaman09010 months ago
does this mean if i make a conscious effort to wait for world peace or something, it'll just happen immediately?

235x012 months ago
I won't wait for death either, ∞/2 = ∞ so I will never die till I want to.

Hitamory9 years ago
The loading times probably take up half your life anyways

Foxesarecool7 years ago
XD (I only do caps when I’m REALLY HAPPY)
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TrollerXXL9 years ago
Don't have to wait for a potion that makes me live longer

Sensei8 years ago
I pressed a button that made me unable to age. Ha.

PBAndJace7 years ago
Doesn’t mean you can’t die

supersayangoblin9 years ago
well half my life is waiting anyways, so sure, wynaut

Tricky8 years ago
That pokemon reference xD

WingDingGaster8 years ago
I will come back when I find a immortality button.

Runsass8 years ago
Don't have to wait for immortality or love, lol.

Sylon9 years ago
Yea I want these also want to die so win win

McSwaggerton8 years ago
At least in your short time you don't waist it by waiting.

WasThatTheBiteOf87last year
"dont have to wait for anything" does this mean i dont have to wait for my death to come?

VelocityRaptor289 years ago
considering these things plauge more than half my life this is an improvment

ProGirlGamer448 9 years ago
Lolman

Leighspider7 years ago
There is no downside

CaptainMorgan868 years ago
It disturbs me how many people said yes to this

I find all the loopholes8 years ago
Nice pic

Ferretwithagun7 months ago
Just wait for being god

big233oof6 years ago
win win

loophole199 years ago
So if I was expected to live to 200 years old I would just live to 100

CleverGirl8 years ago
Theme parks here I come

Dilan9 years ago
Worth it

Michelle5438 years ago
Should be 50 % 50 %am i right lol

Gizmo9 years ago
Downside?

Maximus24109 years ago
If you wait to the death you will die

ProGirlGamer448 9 years ago
Make the comment "Lolman" INVADE THIS APP!!!

CalebTheBoss7 years ago
YouTube gives life

EPICSEGWAYMAN8 years ago
never having to wait for stocks to increase / decease : become rich in five minutes or less

TheFlyingPirate5 years ago
Don't need to wait for immortality... Sign me up

loophole199 years ago
And I do acknowledge the fact no one can live to 200 it's just a loophole

TheBanishedGod8 years ago
Already immortal due to a diffrent button so sure half of infinite is still infinite

Gettothetardis7 years ago
Same

FedoraNorth9 years ago
Over half your life is spent waiting anyway so you may have less time but in the end you live more

Francoisomenerd8 years ago
Dude, waiting is a good thing xD

candyh19969 years ago
Ti be fair at least you'd live life fuller even tho its shorter

COMICSANNESS7 years ago
I will push button to dont wait to play game

Photons1158 years ago
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BaconrulesH2O9 years ago
Makes perfect sense, but I will keep my whole life if that's ok with you 0_0

Taffylaghy144 years ago
Look i read somewhere online you increase your life span when you whatch thing and do thing late at night were you also won't get caught doing it also if i can keep doing that I can keep on liveing

Panifex8 years ago
I don't have to wait for my life to redouble

ProGirlGamer448 9 years ago
Lolman

StupidSkull8 years ago
We are still gonna die tho

Jackyyyyyyy9 months ago
I will spend half of life on waiting.

Mrgoat17 years ago
Well but even if you did die you would not have for your funarel

ShelbyWagner8 years ago
I already clicked a bottom that made me immortal and can't die now what do I do because what"s half of infinity

Skull4ever8 years ago
I dont want to live long anyway

screwyouimfine3 years ago
loading screen give me to time to go get a snack, traffic helps me make calls, so I mean I"d rather have them

Charlee7 years ago
why would i choose my life over a loading screen?

ProGirlGamer448 9 years ago
Lolman

Salaxolotl9 months ago
if 3/4 i'll press it

MickeyMouse7 years ago
I mean, you spend over half of your life waiting anyway, so you still have the same LIFE span

DragonsAreCool9 years ago
sounds like a slightly twisted version of the Shinigami Eyes from Death Note
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