You never have to wait for anything: no loading screens, no traffic, etc.
but
You live half as long.
I will not

MNITIMMY 10 years ago
Don't have to wait for death either.

charizard_ 9 years ago
Clever
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Hitamory 10 years ago
The loading times probably take up half your life anyways

Foxesarecool 9 years ago
XD (I only do caps when I’m REALLY HAPPY)
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minimegaman090 2 years ago
does this mean if i make a conscious effort to wait for world peace or something, it'll just happen immediately?

TrollerXXL 10 years ago
Don't have to wait for a potion that makes me live longer

235x0 2 years ago
I won't wait for death either, ∞/2 = ∞ so I will never die till I want to.

Sensei 9 years ago
I pressed a button that made me unable to age. Ha.

PBAndJace 9 years ago
Doesn’t mean you can’t die

supersayangoblin 10 years ago
well half my life is waiting anyways, so sure, wynaut

Tricky 10 years ago
That pokemon reference xD

WingDingGaster 9 years ago
I will come back when I find a immortality button.

Runsass 9 years ago
Don't have to wait for immortality or love, lol.

Sylon 10 years ago
Yea I want these also want to die so win win

screwyouimfine 5 years ago
loading screen give me to time to go get a snack, traffic helps me make calls, so I mean I"d rather have them

Charlee 9 years ago
why would i choose my life over a loading screen?

ProGirlGamer448 10 years ago
Lolman

Salaxolotl 2 years ago
if 3/4 i'll press it

MickeyMouse 8 years ago
I mean, you spend over half of your life waiting anyway, so you still have the same LIFE span

DragonsAreCool 10 years ago
sounds like a slightly twisted version of the Shinigami Eyes from Death Note

lol kid 11 years ago
first

GriffinBowes 9 years ago
Wasted life

McSwaggerton 10 years ago
At least in your short time you don't waist it by waiting.

VelocityRaptor28 10 years ago
considering these things plauge more than half my life this is an improvment

WasThatTheBiteOf87 3 years ago
"dont have to wait for anything" does this mean i dont have to wait for my death to come?

Leighspider 9 years ago
There is no downside

ProGirlGamer448 10 years ago
Lolman

CaptainMorgan86 9 years ago
It disturbs me how many people said yes to this

Ferretwithagun 2 years ago
Just wait for being god

I find all the loopholes 10 years ago
Nice pic

big233oof 7 years ago
win win

loophole19 10 years ago
So if I was expected to live to 200 years old I would just live to 100

CleverGirl 9 years ago
Theme parks here I come

Dilan 11 years ago
Worth it

Michelle543 9 years ago
Should be 50 % 50 %am i right lol

Gizmo 10 years ago
Downside?

Maximus2410 10 years ago
If you wait to the death you will die

ProGirlGamer448 10 years ago
Make the comment "Lolman" INVADE THIS APP!!!

CalebTheBoss 9 years ago
YouTube gives life

EPICSEGWAYMAN 10 years ago
never having to wait for stocks to increase / decease : become rich in five minutes or less

Furrina last year
有时等待也是一种乐趣

TheFlyingPirate 6 years ago
Don't need to wait for immortality... Sign me up

loophole19 10 years ago
And I do acknowledge the fact no one can live to 200 it's just a loophole

TheBanishedGod 9 years ago
Already immortal due to a diffrent button so sure half of infinite is still infinite

Gettothetardis 8 years ago
Same

FedoraNorth 10 years ago
Over half your life is spent waiting anyway so you may have less time but in the end you live more

Francoisomenerd 9 years ago
Dude, waiting is a good thing xD

candyh1996 10 years ago
Ti be fair at least you'd live life fuller even tho its shorter

COMICSANNESS 9 years ago
I will push button to dont wait to play game

Photons115 10 years ago
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Taffylaghy14 5 years ago
Look i read somewhere online you increase your life span when you whatch thing and do thing late at night were you also won't get caught doing it also if i can keep doing that I can keep on liveing

BaconrulesH2O 10 years ago
Makes perfect sense, but I will keep my whole life if that's ok with you 0_0

Panifex 9 years ago
I don't have to wait for my life to redouble

ProGirlGamer448 10 years ago
Lolman

StupidSkull 9 years ago
We are still gonna die tho

Jackyyyyyyy 2 years ago
I will spend half of life on waiting.
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