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19980 (34%) people have pressed this button, while 38055 (66%) did not.
You remain in perfect physical health and condition for the rest of your natural life.
but
You gain a random, permanent mental illness.
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troubleofpersonnality 10 years ago
I already have one...

LoG_PiE 3 years ago
Amen brother
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Shadowdash120 11 years ago
I can't be in perfect health if I have an illness. Stupid question.

TheBraveKnight 9 years ago
I know I said NO
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AlexBrown 9 years ago
A mental illness? I hope depression is a choice because I already have major depression.

Duolingo 4 months ago
Cut my life into piecesThis is my last resortSuffocationNo breathingDon't give a fuck if I cut my arm, bleedingThis is my last resortCut my life into piecesI've reached my last resortSuffocation, no breathingDon't give a fuck if I cut my arm, bleedingDo yo... [Show full comment]
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fadingcloudxcatz 10 years ago
not taking the risk.....

Mai-chan 9 years ago
I already have a mental illness.

The Howling Wolf 10 years ago
I can choose,right? It didn't say I can't choose the illness.It would be ADD because it's the only curable mental illness that I know of.

Sunset-shimmer7 6 years ago
Add is not curable, if is treatable, but it is always there, take it from someone who has it
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GayNerd 10 years ago
Hmmm, I already have anxiety and depression, but no one said you couldn't have a cureable illness.

Duolingo 4 months ago
It said it was permanent
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ShadyBatman 10 years ago
I would be just like Jim Carrey in Me, Myself, and Irene

SugarHype131 10 years ago
... which irene? :D

carnelianHammer 10 years ago
The downside is too risky. It doesn't matter if my physical health is good if I get some completely disabling mental ilness.

oldnotweak 10 years ago
if you are a quadriplegic or suffer some life destroying sickness... then yeah its worth that minor risk

EMPTYENDER11 9 years ago
I have enough mental illnesses!

Henry McCliff 10 years ago
Can i have ADHD please? Then i won't be that freaking slow anymore...

warioandwaluigi 9 years ago
Wtf

randomjax 10 years ago
Mental health... Your brain is physically part of you and most mental illnesses cause changes to the way the brain acts and reacts to things. So this button is flawed.

AdrieneTheDarkestHorse 2 years ago
This is already my life, except x4 Buddy you're making this better for me I would not wish these upon anybody else tho, my life is a constant struggle and I'm technically not supposed to be alive but whatever I don't care what God planned for me, I am still alive

DimitrySbalocio 11 years ago
Una enfermedad mental permanente no vale el tener una perfecta salud fisica (Que por cierto se puede obtener simplemente cuidandote)

TheFurryGamer 10 years ago
Ohhh so taco

UntrustfulPotato 5 years ago
Also why are people saying in the comments "does [blank] count" 1. Probably yes if it has "Disorder" in the official name 2. YOU"RE NOT CHOOSING THE FU-

Seapony 9 years ago
I already have a mental illness that I can work around quite effectively. And I know of another illness that I could work around in a similar manner, And I have way too many medical problems already. So I basically get healed. The choice is obvious.

GumdropG 7 years ago
I already have ADHD so i geuss I will cope

FlyingPages 9 years ago
already have a mental illness. So f*** u

MCR-BTS_Fishie 9 years ago
Well I already have depression and ADHD, and if the definition of "perfectly healthy" means mentally and physically stable then come to my conclusive, hold on let me run the numbers again... This questions is dumb.

kriskross 4 years ago
eh i already have several mental illnesses already, one more seriously won’t hurt, plus i won’t get colds or papercuts!!

dankmemes101 9 years ago
Does depression count?

ravebrain 10 years ago
will i still get one if i already have 4 ?

kittenlover 9 years ago
i chose ilness of love (REAL)

dankmemes101 9 years ago
You can't choose.

Kittycatmew1234 6 years ago
MENTAL ILLNESS NOT HEALTH

The_muse 8 years ago
just went from sociopath to efficient sociopath

StormyAnne 10 years ago
I couldn't do this. I value my mind too much to have it messed with.

Somerandomwizard 9 years ago
It’s not ocd, it’s cdo because THATS IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER

Phye 10 years ago
I have Autism already. No downside

Babasamico 2 years ago
As I already have one I can only win at this and I can drink and smoke without getting sick perfect live in my opinion

mirandomesia 9 years ago
if i want physical oerfection, gym, vut fuk 8t league of legends ftw

OddaTheBoss 10 years ago
Nah not worth it

Soul_Phoenyx 5 years ago
I guess having DID would be kinda cool.

Lepraxhaun05 6 years ago
Meds

CrazzyLaPaint 9 years ago
I already have ADHD, I dont need another one.

Uncookedham87 9 years ago
Oh geez I hope its aspergers

EMPTYENDER11 9 years ago
That"s a joke right! Why the hell would you want aspergers!

pastel emo punk 10 years ago
I mean I'm already slightly psychopathic and schizophrenic along with severe depression and ptsd so nothing can get worse for me

AlguemPlays 4 years ago
eu não vai que eu fico com uma doença que eu não sei andar

roflcopters 9 years ago
"You remain in perfect physical health and condition" "You gain a random permanent mental illness." didnt say that you immediately obtain it

Yallneedsomemilk 6 years ago
I already have one tho...

modlems 9 years ago
Sure, as long as it"s not one of the fucked up and obscure ones.

Russ 10 years ago
I already hAve a mEntaL illNesS so........

TheoristTherapist 8 years ago
My depression is already permanent, your argument is now invalid

meatloave last year
I hope it aint assburgers .... Cause I don't want assburgers

ValerieParker 9 years ago
But I already have a mental illness D: (still pressing it)

The-Red-Star20 9 years ago
I have one already, might as well get one more.

melontime 5 years ago
perfect physical health for FREE?!

apersonontheinternetthatisalive. 2 months ago
i mean you do get a illness

HolouNai 6 years ago
I already have one, GG.

SpickSpackSpock 9 years ago
I would choose AHS. There"s a video on why.

FlyBoy 3 years ago
I took this a step further and did a random mental illness spinner and got bipolar disorder, so I'm like kanye west!
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