A mental illness? I hope depression is a choice because I already have major depression.
Duolingo4 months ago
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I would be just like Jim Carrey in Me, Myself, and Irene
SugarHype13110 years ago
... which irene? :D
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carnelianHammer10 years ago
The downside is too risky. It doesn't matter if my physical health is good if I get some completely disabling mental ilness.
oldnotweak10 years ago
if you are a quadriplegic or suffer some life destroying sickness... then yeah its worth that minor risk
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EMPTYENDER119 years ago
I have enough mental illnesses!
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Henry McCliff10 years ago
Can i have ADHD please? Then i won't be that freaking slow anymore...
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warioandwaluigi9 years ago
Wtf
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randomjax10 years ago
Mental health... Your brain is physically part of you and most mental illnesses cause changes to the way the brain acts and reacts to things. So this button is flawed.
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AdrieneTheDarkestHorse2 years ago
This is already my life, except x4
Buddy you're making this better for me
I would not wish these upon anybody else tho, my life is a constant struggle and I'm technically not supposed to be alive but whatever I don't care what God planned for me, I am still alive
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DimitrySbalocio11 years ago
Una enfermedad mental permanente no vale el tener una perfecta salud fisica (Que por cierto se puede obtener simplemente cuidandote)
TheFurryGamer10 years ago
Ohhh so taco
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UntrustfulPotato5 years ago
Also why are people saying in the comments "does [blank] count" 1. Probably yes if it has "Disorder" in the official name 2. YOU"RE NOT CHOOSING THE FU-
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Seapony9 years ago
I already have a mental illness that I can work around quite effectively. And I know of another illness that I could work around in a similar manner,
And I have way too many medical problems already. So I basically get healed. The choice is obvious.
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GumdropG7 years ago
I already have ADHD so i geuss I will cope
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FlyingPages9 years ago
already have a mental illness. So f*** u
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MCR-BTS_Fishie9 years ago
Well I already have depression and ADHD, and if the definition of "perfectly healthy" means mentally and physically stable then come to my conclusive, hold on let me run the numbers again... This questions is dumb.
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kriskross4 years ago
eh i already have several mental illnesses already, one more seriously won’t hurt, plus i won’t get colds or papercuts!!
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dankmemes1019 years ago
Does depression count?
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ravebrain10 years ago
will i still get one if i already have 4 ?
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kittenlover9 years ago
i chose ilness of love (REAL)
dankmemes1019 years ago
You can't choose.
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Kittycatmew12346 years ago
MENTAL ILLNESS NOT HEALTH
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The_muse8 years ago
just went from sociopath to efficient sociopath
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StormyAnne10 years ago
I couldn't do this. I value my mind too much to have it messed with.
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Somerandomwizard9 years ago
It’s not ocd, it’s cdo because THATS IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER
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Phye10 years ago
I have Autism already. No downside
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Babasamico2 years ago
As I already have one I can only win at this and I can drink and smoke without getting sick perfect live in my opinion
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mirandomesia9 years ago
if i want physical oerfection, gym, vut fuk 8t league of legends ftw
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OddaTheBoss10 years ago
Nah not worth it
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Soul_Phoenyx5 years ago
I guess having DID would be kinda cool.
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Lepraxhaun056 years ago
Meds
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CrazzyLaPaint9 years ago
I already have ADHD, I dont need another one.
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Uncookedham879 years ago
Oh geez I hope its aspergers
EMPTYENDER119 years ago
That"s a joke right! Why the hell would you want aspergers!
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pastel emo punk10 years ago
I mean I'm already slightly psychopathic and schizophrenic along with severe depression and ptsd so nothing can get worse for me
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AlguemPlays4 years ago
eu não vai que eu fico com uma doença que eu não sei andar
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roflcopters9 years ago
"You remain in perfect physical health and condition" "You gain a random permanent mental illness." didnt say that you immediately obtain it
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Yallneedsomemilk6 years ago
I already have one tho...
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modlems9 years ago
Sure, as long as it"s not one of the fucked up and obscure ones.
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Russ10 years ago
I already hAve a mEntaL illNesS so........
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TheoristTherapist8 years ago
My depression is already permanent, your argument is now invalid
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meatloavelast year
I hope it aint assburgers .... Cause I don't want assburgers
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ValerieParker9 years ago
But I already have a mental illness D:
(still pressing it)
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The-Red-Star209 years ago
I have one already, might as well get one more.
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melontime5 years ago
perfect physical health for FREE?!
apersonontheinternetthatisalive.2 months ago
i mean you do get a illness
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HolouNai6 years ago
I already have one, GG.
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SpickSpackSpock9 years ago
I would choose AHS. There"s a video on why.
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FlyBoy3 years ago
I took this a step further and did a random mental illness spinner and got bipolar disorder, so I'm like kanye west!
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