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You get a magical pet sloth who follows you around offering dry, witty commentary about things that happen.
but
You can only drink whiskey.
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Etharian 11 years ago
I'd be dead before the hour was up.

SquirmWorm 6 years ago
lol

Kevin Edward Leonard Burns 13 years ago
Where is the downside?

Atuf 5 years ago
You have to buy it by yourself
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Migdin1 10 years ago
Whiskey= whis + key, whis + kers = whiskers cats have whiskers, cats are pets, dogs are pets, in china you can eat dog, you can eat food. Food tastes delicious, keys are used to go inside rooms, hotels have nice rooms. = all food will bevome delicious like... [Show full comment]

jinjinjijiao last year
我吃狗,谢谢。
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Iosue_Draco 6 years ago
If the sloth is magical it can make whiskey taste like anything you want it to.

BravadoCadoYT 6 years ago
Absolute frickin win!

HazardousRavioli 3 years ago
Alcohol poisoning.

Samantha Fleenor 13 years ago
I'm pretty sure there is something in that whiskey making you see that sloth.

Cat_Spit 9 years ago
Hahahha, bathsalts.
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Powerfulsl 10 years ago
If whiskey wasn't a part of this, I'd press that button and name home Ross. XD

m- 5 years ago
"i will name my home ross"
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Cephalord75 10 years ago
ANOTHER CUP

Gingereena5201 10 years ago
What"s the downside? 😂🔫

HazardousRavioli 3 years ago
Alcohol poisoning.
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Mahar 10 years ago
it doesn't say what type of whiskey it could be watered down and its still whiskey

TehRobinik 10 years ago
Why are always the creators du*b as fu*k?!

Domsheit 11 years ago
That's a fucking big downside. I hate whiskey and almost all alcohol

Casey Steuber 13 years ago
Yeah this is a win/win.

HazardousRavioli 3 years ago
Alcohol poisoning?

Kris Walker 13 years ago
I get a magical talking sloth AND I can only drink whiskey the rest of my life? Where do I sign?

roversfan 10 years ago
Your tombstone.

Plooble 10 years ago
Always drunk. . . YAY!!!!!!!!

Keegan Lee 13 years ago
downside: being permanently drunk, you will miss a lot of the sloth's wit.

366348e 11 years ago
why not im too young to drink anyway

SentientShadow 6 years ago
Finally a good poster xD

MinimiMax 11 years ago
I don't drink alcohol. As awesome as the sloth would be, it's not worth giving up my beliefs for.

BGSDilemma 11 years ago
Fuck it, I'll go out in a blaze of glory

TheQueerOne 9 years ago
I’m Irish i have whisky becuase I’m Irish now give meh my sloth now

TurboTrigger 11 years ago
Man, it's gonna be one hell of a fucking life, hammered all the time with the best kind of entertainment tailing me, I'll be living a comedic dream xD

Salix 10 years ago
But you can still have the memories of you changing the universe and change it back whenever you want Me personally I would go into an anime world and fuck the hot chicks

Vascilios 11 years ago
I could have the sloth make Whiskey a non-alcoholic beverage. WIN-WIN!

Galaxydude90 9 years ago
Jokes On You I'm 8 Years Old

shaye32332 12 years ago
WHAT is the fucking downside?

SalexxBrown 10 years ago
There is no good part. You would die.

ErmJaxon 3 years ago
I can’t wait to drunk drive :)

Matthew Rodgers 13 years ago
What's the downside?

imavirginnn 6 years ago
alcohol poisoning

heyeveryone 11 years ago
That would be incredibly annoying and funny at the same time, so yes

XxjacobgrayxX 11 years ago
There is no downside, whiskey is nice even though I'm only 15, I drink often at parties and whiskey is nice af

The_game 8 years ago
isn't there supposed to be a bad side why have only 52% voted yes this would be amazing "the drunkard and the magical fucking sloth this is all i ever wanted

FuzzyCollie2000 11 years ago
Ohgod. No water?!?

Kaminomikan 9 years ago
where is the upside?

SirBenet 12 years ago
I'd probably die way too fast.

Ryan3aly3 10 years ago
Um I'm underage so I'm gonna be arrested if I do

AliceDemera 11 years ago
Uuuuuh...?

hudson 10 years ago
you mean the life of a irish man i the amazon when he is trippen balls

Rojvan 4 years ago
I can’t say yes because I’m a muslim

LOLbish 11 years ago
dafuq , Is this a troll ? ( win/win )

SUPER-UBER-MEGGA-NIGGA 9 years ago
No downside found

Honorassassin 12 years ago
Can the sloth also drink whiskey

PeteTFloyd 11 years ago
NO DOWNSIDE!

adam1020 10 years ago
i hate whiskey. only my dad would drink that. he would have pressed the button. im only 8.

Migdin1 10 years ago
Me to

Nemo Tollins 13 years ago
erggh, i prefer rum

mistake reparation 11 years ago
so basically you're drunk all the time.

grim.reaper.slave 10 years ago
Step 1:Get the thing u want to drink Step 2:Call it's a whiskey Step 3:Enjoy your drinks

Ava Rose 11 years ago
I dont drink so no
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