Will You Press The Button?

FlameBlaze9 years ago

The 50% who pressed the button are stupid egoistical assholes

SkylerRanker7 months ago

stop yapping prude. Im NOT a stupid egoostical and yet I pressed button BC I want to be happy.

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piplup7 years ago

Since you are always happy, then happiness won't be of any value, so you won't feel happy about feeling happy and you will feel like a robot that can only feel happiness- but you won't because you are brainwashed into feeling endless happiness and no other feelings.

ButtonPresser957 years ago

Parodox...

Tymberlejk8 years ago

I"d just go near Justin Bieber. Hopefully he'll suicide.

Hysteria5 years ago

this comment is really something.

SuuuuuperSuuuuuuuperSuuuupernatural9 years ago

No, this is horrible. 50 to 50 How can you be happy if someone, equally who, isn't because of you (I mean we're not talking about Donald Trump-if he would be the one... everything will change)?

TimmyTheHobo8 years ago

He"d probably blame it on North Korea to wipe out all life in the Solar System

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Fordamemes5 years ago

me:jokes on you im all alone....forever my brain:no.. i think the jokes on you

dankmemes1018 years ago

*stands next to JB* *presses button*

dankmemes1018 years ago

Yeah. I have a link to the list if you want to check it out. http://imgur.com/FFxrQrp

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QueenK1019 years ago

Never going to say yes to this

BroBoxBeat9 years ago

"John why in the dumps"(ðŸ˜‚)"my mom died"(ðŸ˜)"aw so sad" (still smiling) "why are you smiling" "because I'm happy"

LeaveG9 years ago

But how can you be happy then?

Dilan9 years ago

Worth it

someoneasking7 years ago

I probably can't remember what happiness feels like and I would never wish that on someone emotionally close or physically close unless they were going to die soon

Lolwut7 years ago

Just Stand Next To An Emo It Said The Person Closest To You

Yamcha,The Lone Wolf9 years ago

It never said "mentally closest to you".So that means it can be random person.

AxisOliveYT4 years ago

hell N O

ShadowfangTC8 years ago

Glad the number went down on the ones who voted yes.

soghzdliufhl8 years ago

But all the people that voted didn't shrink the number that voted no just grew

Jagged-Unicorn7 years ago

I'll never be happy knowing someone else isn't

rexafun128 years ago

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unholysamuria9 years ago

Hi

takahashi017 years ago

You will never get my free will!

Kybo Tyk Rose9 years ago

Wouldn't having the closest person to you become miserable make you sad? The combination of the two make pressing the button a downside.

soghzdliufhl8 years ago

I don't get what you said, but I am the closest person to me, both mentally and physically so the two things cancel eachother out.

IKNOWINKWOWOWOWOOW7 months ago

if u acc care about that person u wont be happy

Whatamidoing38 years ago

*kicks yes button into a pit of fire* YOU CANT MAKE ANYONE SAD ANYMORE

Hysteria5 years ago

a microorganism that"s on my body is closest to me

Katerx8 years ago

Bad And stupid cuz One thing HOW WILL U BE HAPPY THEN U WILL NEVER BE HAPPYZ/ THAT IS STUPID BAD! LIKE IF U ARGEE

MadysonLeDonne7 years ago

the 31% who pressed it are so egoistic

DystopianResident7 years ago

Get next to Justin bieber

pandamania9 years ago

#First

JohanShiju4 years ago

*finds Kim Jong-Un* *pushes the button while I'm standing next to him, since he is the person standing closest to me*

JerryTheRock17387 years ago

Its down to 30%

DeltaRune14238 years ago

... Yeah no. *dunks the button into hell*

Alexyz7 years ago

I don't want my sister happy

Kittenlover1017 years ago

Wow such grammar much logic wow

WickedTomahawk9 years ago

Not worth never

Zaffr39 years ago

This is me and one of my friends in a nutshell.

X_H3rman_X4 months ago

I don't have close persons lol

and-peggy8 years ago

Sit next to somebody you hate, push button

Xile5238 years ago

Become super close to trump

Reaper1017 years ago

I'm already depressed and I don't mind skip de button

WolfRex7 years ago

I don't have anyone closer to me than others. I hate everyone equally

WeedCard8 years ago

That means laughing at a funeral

mazmaz9 years ago

fuck you ^

DaNormalHumanlast year

fuck the whoever that closest guy is

ThiccBoi696 years ago

My brother becomes sad. Oh well.

Eldeuqe7 years ago

Doesn't say in terms of relationship or distance, nor does it say if distance, it would be from a deceased body so really, if you"re in a graveyard and you press the button you"d be happy for your life with no downsides because the dead person won't be hap...[Show full comment]

EvilFlower20XX9 years ago

I CANNOT FEEL BUT I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE SOMEONE SAD!

soghzdliufhl8 years ago

Fuck off

whatstill508 years ago

if someone presses the button they don't want to be sad ever and they don't want the closest person to be happy. No upside

EveryNameIsTaken83724 years ago

Does it mean closest to me as in standing next to me or closest to me as in the person I care about the most, because if it’s the first one I’ll just go and sit next to an awful person

BloodyAnimeKiller8 years ago

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Kittenlover1017 years ago

Wait so I'm never happy again

Rick_Astley9 years ago

What if it's your wife you wouldn't be happy to see her not happy

soghzdliufhl8 years ago

But that"s the thing you are happy. You are always happy. You are a psychopath. You are absolutely disgusting. Anddddddd also if you are talking bout me, I am a girl. But dw I am married to a girl, and three boys.. I think. Jackson Wang Amber Liu Drac...[Show full comment]

DrittvennenEplet7 years ago

Jokes on you! I'm already never going to be happy again.

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