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You can move things with your mind, and control people
but
You have Schizophrenia
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Maksim 3 years ago
Schizophrenia isn't as scary as movies make it out to be. It's still very difficult and is likely to take many years off of your lifespan, but it's treatable and you can get into remission. To anyone suffering from schizophrenia, you are not alone and I hope you get better

Woman_ha_ha_ha 3 years ago
I'm already a schizo so no downside

Niggakiller 2 years ago
You have the ability to pause time and move freely, but Time will resume at a random point.

ReWyne 10 years ago
It's like normal schizophrenia, except that your delusions about people stalking you and pigs flying through the air aren't delusions anymore!

The_potato_man 5 years ago
When pigs fly

funkyhotdogyt 5 years ago
What is Schizophrenia

Aliens31 2 years ago
Is a mental illness where you can't see the difference between your imagination and reality, sometimes your mind just push itself to especifical moments of time so you would act like a child or an old man suddenly all of nowhere (it doesn't matter if you h... [Show full comment]
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Coaster 8 years ago
So i"m Twilight Sparkle in Legend of Everfree?

Musial-Fireworks 5 years ago
….unexpected but yeah

Ernesto666 8 years ago
So I become legion AWESOME

Isaac Feagins 13 years ago
Got that shit already

Bagotrash 4 years ago
does forcing yourself see things schizofrenia?
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Dark Necromancer 30 10 years ago
Hey Did you know i have schitzaphrenia? Really? Thats so cool! I do Too!

Kikkiallyouknow12 8 years ago
This thing remembered me when I was a kid and I watched equestria girls and Twilight had Schizophrenia XD

Ernesto666 8 years ago
You mean like legion

Mike Wolf 13 years ago
So, I'm like Sheogorath, with not as many godly powers? Sign! Me! Up!

ComicSansBones 10 years ago
everyone gets cheese
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Dylan Cantrell 13 years ago
I could be Doug Rattmann only with psychic powers.

ArcticSnowPup 9 years ago
Portal FTW

Korie Endicott 13 years ago
doesn't say how sever the schizophrenia has to be = minor case = awwww yisssss

Sarah Spaeth 13 years ago
skyler bidwell a mental disorder where people see things that others cannot, like ghosts and spirits

silverwolf 11 years ago
already have thats

Niggakiller 2 years ago
Nothing changes?

Robert Budirinca 13 years ago
what is that?

JogVodka 4 years ago
Well, I don't have it but I'm sure this is a freebie for a lot of people.

ELIASFRAZIER 10 years ago
what u dont

MissMuffet 11 years ago
So you can control people and move things with your mimd but you're insane? Not worth it in my opinion.

buttonmasher 12 years ago
*every single fucking kid googles schizophrenia*

Half_Ender 3 years ago
I can move things with my mind AND get friends???

Brittany Watts 13 years ago
Sam Winchester, anyone?

BabyBird 9 years ago
A Splitting of the Mind

potato face 10 years ago
Jokes on you, I'm already a schizophrenic

Sandvich Man 11 years ago
Win-win

devilsadvocate689 6 years ago
man harold was really given a lot of guff when he tried to join the xmen.

sirmarkalot109 11 years ago
dont know wat the hell that means but i am a god

Alyssa Walker 13 years ago
Oh god

SpaceLizard24 9 months ago
A treatable (but unfortunate) illness in exchange for a supernatural power. Schizophrenia sucks, but I think it's worth it. Plus, I know I have the mental illness, so I can seek treatment and therapy quicker.

NotThatGuy 10 years ago
U guys realise schizophrenia is a really serious mental disease right? Moving things with your mind, controlling people when seeing hallucinations... U would either die or live a miserable life

Snurph 11 years ago
Snurph agrees with all of u

DukeofDumDum 8 years ago
Nothing is worth losing the power of your own mind! It is who you are.

Trizix 10 years ago
How would you know if your controlling real people?

ScarletViper 12 years ago
Lol Sam Winchester.

Dogguyilikebit 3 years ago
Downside??????

Sarah Rosalina 13 years ago
I dont know what it means but sure!

Alainna Maddix 10 years ago
dunno what that is sooooo.... :)

SirFuchsigus 11 years ago
Giving a schizophrenic those two abilities can turn out worse than giving a terrorist group a nuke.

Remmy Flippers Pinzon 13 years ago
I already am Schizophrenic

TheHeadExploder 10 years ago
Who checked wikipedia 4 this?

robontic 11 years ago
Cookie I'm crazy already. Poop

BloodyIvoryRose 8 years ago
I already have schizophrenia where the hells my telekinesis

KyleTronnor 11 years ago
Oh hey i already have that

isak44 11 years ago
buttonmasher your right i did it

MICHAEL-BISCUITS 2 years ago
r

Luke Benford 13 years ago
hmmmm schizophrenia? Depends when i switch personalities

oidoid0 5 years ago
eu já tenho esquizofrenia, então só vantagens

ComicSansBones 10 years ago
that like almost the same shit

TheMLGDogeButtonPusher 11 years ago
i googled schizophrenia and im glad I didnt press
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