You are raised to be the savior of your race; you are loved by many and will be remembered for generation.
but
You are persecuted to death by those who oppose you in the most painful way possible.
I will not

Yamcha,The Lone Wolf 10 years ago
Oh,Jesus Christ...

Marshmallowy_Archangel 9 years ago
Yeah, pretty much.
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888thorn 10 years ago
most painful way possible... i have to spend a month without computer? HELL NO

Marshmallowy_Archangel 9 years ago
And me because SAME
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FEIN 3 years ago
Not about to press i dont care about other people

Yobeefjerky 11 years ago
So i become jesus? Oke

qwertylion 10 years ago
Or Commander Shepard from mass effect.
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ruimartins99 10 years ago
So I am Jesus

LuigiChad69 3 years ago
Jesus(PBUH) was sent as a Messiah for the children of Israel and was persecuted for it but Allah(SWT) raised him up to heaven himself and sent down a identical looking person to be killed.

Whywhywhy 10 years ago
We already have a Jesus

dankmemes101 9 years ago
We do? *looks around* I think he left too soon- the world"s a train wreck right now.

Leganary leman 10 years ago
Well to be a hero u may have to sacrifice ur self or someone or something

pokedragneel 9 years ago
So Jesus
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Ness-Babylon 9 years ago
So this button makes you a "choosen one"? What a cliche

FantasyKitten 9 years ago
Thats to harsh for me....

IAMTHETINCAN 9 years ago
beep

Everythingsucksnotreally 5 years ago
...Jesus?

BambieTheButtonSlapper 10 years ago
I hit the button to turn water into wine.. That was honestly my only reasoning.

SeanKuder 9 years ago
Oh god...Well that escalated quickly!

Senseless 10 years ago
Sorry - humanity doesn't deserve to be saved

EclipseTDS 9 years ago
"THE GREAT POTATO KNOWS ALL, BELIVE IN POTATO OR FACE HIS WRATH, YOU WILL BE CAST TO THE FRENCH FRY BOILER OF DEPAIR, UNLESS YOU TURN FROM YOUR NON-POTATO WAYS, JOIN ME CHILD, AND WE SHALL BECOME ONE WITH THE POTATO!" - Copy and paste this to all social me... [Show full comment]

globgogabgalab 3 years ago
YESSS AND YOU WILL ONLY PAY 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000$ FOR IT :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

pokedragneel 9 years ago
I get to be jessus

Winwi 8 years ago
where is the positive, I don't want to be loved by many, I'm perfectly happy now thank you very much

TheMay33 10 years ago
So.... Modern Jesus

FOXbigCOX 9 years ago
Hmm mmm some random people who u never met before think highly of you because sompthing u did but u die verrrrrrrrrrrrry painfully. Hmmmm WONDER WHAT I"LL CHOOSE YES OR NO no

StratosOmega 7 months ago
The most painful way to die is to live, so...

Nathathan 9 years ago
Just pull a Homestuck and die painfully on your destiny bed

superman54410 11 years ago
So i get stabbed in the butt til i die

abysssans 10 years ago
That is quite painful

Ig88 10 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

BitterPigLord6 9 years ago
tl;dr

seriously_smart 5 years ago
Im the first real Jesus Christ hahaha Also im an atheist

Anonumous 9 years ago
nO.

I<3Hitler 10 years ago
i would take upon me the mantle of hitler, time to save the white peoples!

BigAceIII 9 years ago
FOR KING AND COUNTRY! I AM THE CHOSEN ONE!

FlowerBoyInTeal 10 years ago
So I would suddenly be the Signless....nice.

Science guy 10 years ago
Hello fellow homestuck

CorruptedPea777 2 years ago
Yay I get to become Jesus Christ

KitWarrior4lifeMINECRAFTandMORE 9 years ago
Death is freedom I don't see any downside

BladeoftheArbiter 8 years ago
Oh so u are jesus

Poofnugget 10 years ago
Jesus H. Christmas

FOXbigCOX 9 years ago
Obviously there was some dude obsessed with Jesus made dis

Ross3546 9 years ago
You just described Jesus Christ...

DamianSimmonds 10 years ago
Jesus" life in a nutshell

Charlescausewhynot 5 years ago
I shal become je-sus

Jumpingjosh12 9 years ago
#keepgodnumber1

Duke5601 10 years ago
What the balls

Aaron21727 9 years ago
So in other words I get to be Jesus Christ and I'll pass on this

jdobryan95@outlook.com 11 years ago
if someone doesn't like who I am then screw them

TASmith 9 years ago
I'm sorry... there"s my savior named Jesus who has already done thisπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

TeagueMendez 8 years ago
I"d say yes if I"d be the savior of all races not just white but no

Rangtuk 10 years ago
Suppose I get to turn water into wine then? Sweeet

Honestly just make a name up 10 years ago
What if none opposes me?

Kingtwood30 9 years ago
So become modern Jesus

BecBecTheMajestic 10 years ago
HALE NO

demutrudu 9 years ago
Well it said generation not generations so no

0_Atlas_0 4 years ago
Hear me out The people who love you can hopefully outnumber those who hate you
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