1) Travel anywhere you"ve not been before
2) Travel back in time
3) Email yourself the winning lottery numbers
4) ???
5) Profit
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Someradicaldude8 years ago
Which you are they talking about is it your past or future self?
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Kaminomikan8 years ago
fuck miles
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ZachTwig8208 years ago
Its so sad that so many of you don't believe in jesus
Or thank him for dying on the cross for are sins, and if you don't you go to hell, where demons put you in a lake of fire forever!
Insert_Person_Here7 years ago
"Worship me or be tortured for eternity"
So merciful and kind. Certainly not petty, insecure, and tyrannical.
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Spiderp8 years ago
I'll send myself a postcard. While I'm on my way back in time to kill Hitler. Just for the sake of putting "Killed Hitler" on any business cards I make in the future.
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Themessigcn8 years ago
I get to live in Australia or somin like dat
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CJsquire8 years ago
Well you could press, something that tells you how far away you are from ur past self, and beeps when you are close to 100 miles
So you dont accidentally trip into the 99 mile zone
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Drawesomethewizard8 years ago
Worry about space time continum..
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Calvin Diego Musquez12 years ago
A lot of these topics would make amazing books if people on the internet weren't so lazy.
Muspelheim9 years ago
Its simple, just always go at least one day before you were born.
You just go back to the huge amount of recorded history you weren't alive in.
beandaddyo9 years ago
And then you forget you were there and try go back a second time. oops.
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Mark Kreutzer12 years ago
Dooweeooo
makkachin8 years ago
goddamnit
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Hannah McDonald12 years ago
I could read infinite books:)
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Brunsworks8 years ago
As it is, if I get within 200 miles of my past self, I will die...but perhaps I"ve said too much.
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jmbundy9 years ago
Sure. Probably just fixing something I did...
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vengeance87919 years ago
I'd just go back to before I was born
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Leo1399 years ago
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DeagleTC7 years ago
Going back in time involves you staying in one place on earth. You would kind of need to move 100 miles away from where you work/ your school or you’re fucked
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Slimelol3 years ago
Just go back or forward to a time where you dont exist
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madmanwithatowel10 years ago
TIME TO SAVE ALL THE PATRICK TROUGHTON STORIES
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EmoGhoul8 years ago
Well if we knew where our past self was going, we could literally avoid them the whole time.
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-L-9 years ago
You can go to a time where your past self doesn't even exist!
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ALIEN-OG8 years ago
Well i will know where im gonna be at all times since it already happened.
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TheSpookyIcecream9 years ago
Does this mean that I am a time lord now?
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Maxew6 years ago
BUT WHICH MEEEEEE??????? I SAY PAST ME, WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE KNIVES?!?!?!?!??!
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Tom Bick9 years ago
lol i was only born in 2001 so i have another 25000000000 years of exploration
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Hamilfan1017 years ago
Don’t go to a time where you exist
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makkachin8 years ago
DOOWEEOO
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dagirlfromhome9 years ago
there is no point of going back if you cant go freaking 100 miles
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UselessIdiot778 months ago
What if I wanted to go back before I was born? And I wanna die anyway so
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Aidantheman139 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d...[Show full comment]
Belarus9 years ago
Then wish the opposite dumbass
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The most Epic person 9 years ago
Yeah but still you can get your past self to go to the future
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vlvlvlv4 years ago
I would like to work with Hitler
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Conner Wolf12 years ago
To save a life, I wouldn't need to go anywhere near myself.
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Itsjake7 years ago
If I die every 100 miles I can go back in time to go to 99 miles and not 100
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unapologetic_trash8 years ago
It says nothing about traveling forward, thus could you get back from the past?
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mjayyy9 years ago
what?
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TheMidnightMoon9 years ago
TO THE TARDIS!
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Brennan4life9 years ago
dinosaur time
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Icaru57 years ago
This is easy. I haven't been alive for very long; the place I live is not very historically important; and I have never traveled much. If I travel back before I was born, the danger is averted.
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kyyle3 years ago
just go back to a time before you were born
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jadeegan2710 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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Seapony8 years ago
Hey, it only says your past self.
What if you meet your future self? Then they would die.
Then you would know the exact time and date of your own death.
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