Just make a copycat of pizza and name it something else! You just got loophole'd, button.
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Zacattac9 years ago
*changes one ingredient and calls it something else*
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homelesspancake7 years ago
Overpopulation. It creates a problem by removing one
Animus_RainWing_NightWing_Hybrid7 years ago
Yeah
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RandomRants7 years ago
Instantly said nope. Pizza is the best
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Cguy8447 years ago
Pizza is too important
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Cutykitty7 years ago
You can’t that maybe wast are food supply and medication plus you can never get rid of disease plus DONT MAKE ME DO THIS MAN I LIKE PIZZA TO MUCH TO NOT EAT IT
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LunarMoone7 years ago
Overpopulation AND no pizza? Upside?
Animus_RainWing_NightWing_Hybrid7 years ago
There isn't one
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ccityplanner128 years ago
If I wanted to eat pizza, I would go out & look for a pizza place, except they"ve all closed down because pizza no longer exists. Then eventually I might suddenly die of starvation, without hunger to warn me it was coming. Likewise people in the poorest pa...[Show full comment]
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RexSlee8 years ago
Doesn't say a thing about calzones
ccityplanner128 years ago
i.e. It doesn't count as pizza if you fold it before cutting it up
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TheMultimention8 years ago
Pizza. Is amazing and I'm a selfish jerk so you k ow I'm not giving up pizza
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Jessica Thomas12 years ago
I legit hesitated there for 5 whole minutes....
Etharian8 years ago
Listen to the lonely pizza! I'm taking one for the team here!
The world would over poupulate and then we would have to a have a purge
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Jenna Ferguson12 years ago
They didn't say no calzones, which is like double pizza. Press!
it would be worth it to me, heck i would give up food in general and i would just filter feed like a sponge
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Dayna Morris12 years ago
Can't eat pizza already
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ManiacStar9 years ago
those 24% are horrible people. You should get infected with a disease to change your mind. Cancer, Heart disease, ADHD, ADD, Blindness/deafness/mute, and depression.
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Sergant Daemon12 years ago
Buuuuuuut...
If I can't eat pizza, then I will be hungry, but I got rid of hunger...
paradox omfg
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Lilybreeze19877 years ago
I don't like pizza so it"s a win
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zWorkk9 years ago
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AnimeOverride8 years ago
Why do people make such a fuss over pizza?
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HotPocketHomicide9 years ago
Thank me, you fuckers.
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ZacharyBennett7 years ago
I’m lactose intolerant
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OblivionBringer8 years ago
And if I don't eat it anyway?
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GoldenMaster3604209 years ago
I eat some pizza. So HECK NO!!!
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HouseElf10 years ago
I love pizza, but I pressed the button. I will secretly make my own pizza and eat it though! Mwah ha ha ha!
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OhWos9 years ago
I'm allergic to cheese :P
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Kim Norberg12 years ago
Without hunger and disease, the earth would be EVEN MORE overpopulated!
Don't care about the pizza.
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Sixfromlittlenightmares4 years ago
Eat at a knockoff pizza place or something
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IcameForYourTaxes9 years ago
I hate pizza, win for me. Plus, since I pressed the button, free pizza for all you you guys☺
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HelenHillTheDuckBill10 years ago
You can have pizza rolls and hot pockets
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animalIQ8 years ago
Y"all are some sick fucks. Just eat pizza hot pockets :D
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AnimeIsLife4279 years ago
I HATE pizza 😒
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zkosic63457 years ago
Lactose intorlenent for the win
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Lukethecrafter39 years ago
I'm allergic to pizza anyway so why not do something good in this hell hole of a world
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AdolfHitler6668 years ago
They said that you are the only one who cant eat pizza. Not everyone... so
I pressed the button without anything bad to happen...
Im sorry pizza..
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DarkPit10069 years ago
I'm so sorry pizza.
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Acono5 years ago
Bruh is this a joke
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LawOfTheSeas9 years ago
I still have pasta. I'm good. I'll miss pizza, but it's a small price to pay.
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