18515 (32%) 38873 (68%)
18515 (32%) people have pressed this button, while 38873 (68%) did not.
you instantly become fluent in any three languages you choose
but
you can never meet anybody who speaks these languages
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Mithtian 10 years ago
If you choose your native language, you become human repellant

lWiIINotPressTheButton 6 years ago
Introverts for Dummies
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Bashkash 10 years ago
That's ok I'll never meet someone who speak all three languages

meatloave 2 years ago
Excellent observation ! A loophole the starship Enterprise could fly through!
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NonP 9 years ago
Programming language? No one speak in that language right?

hyperboid 2 years ago
You will never meet a Lua Engine
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Corephinx 9 years ago
Easy...Russian, never have to listen to more cykas and blets.

nomnomnomnomnomnom 3 years ago
Same here
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Star Wars fan 24 10 years ago
Thanks I can't meet my crush family friends and French people. So many people are Italian, German and French. SMH(〒︿〒)

Star Wars fan 24 10 years ago
I ment this (〒︿〒)

HunterChato 10 years ago
Just to confuse my friends id chose the satanic language, slitherin and wookie

cadegoins 10 years ago
OH NO I should've pressed it even though u cant meet any1 u can talk to them virtually and u don't got to do your Spanish and French homework

Destry88 9 years ago
Learn it and teach it to other people.

apriljones 10 years ago
books so

CenaCentury 10 years ago
So... basically useless, nah

Bigbadman12 2 years ago
yep

EpicCookiePie 10 years ago
Well, testing or skyping is still possible no?

Hamistagan 10 years ago
danish, spanish and english so i can become a criminal

AwesomeDabber22604 10 years ago
Well that power is useless

laziestbaby 10 years ago
what if i've already met one

Lk2958 10 years ago
Choose fictional languages. Those people don't exist and thus can't speak that language.

some_epicw0lf 10 years ago
Sooo if you choose a enemy's language you won't die!

frosty4rock 10 years ago
Im cool with that. I can curse in those languages

evilapple200@hotmail.com 10 years ago
THE AD CAME UP WITH LISTS OF DIFFRENT LANGUAGES YOU CAN TAKE IN HIGHSHCOOL.........WEIRD

Ctr48033 10 years ago
I speak 10 come on people stop, I'm a Polyglot just stop ugh

Castiellikestoboop 10 years ago
Latin and Parseltounge seems awesome so hell yeah

😭 10 years ago
Meg don't worth it

chloederoy 10 years ago
Do you know how funny it would be to fuck with people.

iluvnature 10 years ago
Forever alone

Cpt. Price 10 years ago
What does rn mean

BrendanCross 9 years ago
"right now"

Raymondo 10 years ago
Already did meet someone who speaks one language I want fluent

WryGoat 10 years ago
Sweet, I get to be fluent in three forms of sign language for free.

wellwatnowlol 5 years ago
Binary, morse code, and gibberish.

Firelord 9 years ago
That kind of defeats the purpose.

ShroudedEclipse 7 years ago
Sem desvantagem

dubatch 10 years ago
Latin galic and the aztec

KuriGohan_and_Kamehameha 9 months ago
I'll pick Linear A, Trojan, and Cypro-Minoan.

weneedtodiscussthebananaprice 2 years ago
we need to discuss the banana price

AlexBrown 9 years ago
If I want to speak badly about someone Ill just say it in chinese

Caribou 5 years ago
Button Taxonomy: this one varies person to person as to whether there"s any upside at all. Some of us already speak more than three languages, so we"d be screwed twice. Even without that the only people who would go for it would be people who hate the lang... [Show full comment]

GriffinBowes 9 years ago
Just pick 3 languages that no one you know speaks

Fofo336 9 years ago
what if you already know people who speak that language?

Shadowh17 6 years ago
There is this thing.. ITS CALLED LEARNING

Evil_J last year
Then what's the point

GalaticDoge 8 years ago
I would just choose three dead languages, like Latin.

GrayEnder 10 years ago
It never said you could be struggling with a language. Such as, if i chose German, French, and Spanish, who"s to say im not struggling at english instead of being fluent in it

EternalCretin 9 years ago
Choose extinct or ancient languages

Television_Addict 3 years ago
the only reason I wanna know languages is so I can speak polish to my grandma so whats the point otherwise

PinkFish 5 years ago
so i never have to hear spanish again?

SpartanX 9 years ago
I think it should go to non sense tag

UnrealSMAT 6 years ago
Yay no RUSSIANS, NO EGYPTIANS AND NO BRAZILIANS! Just random!

Latooflo 10 years ago
Just choose japanese Watch animes without subs

jshadowgirl04 5 months ago
me never speak language :3

TheAlbanianGirl 10 years ago
I maybe can never MEET anybody but i can for sure learn it to anybody and then i woukd be famous for "creating" new languages

WhyArePeopleSoStupid69420 9 years ago
...what.

NordPatoch 2 years ago
Yes please ! I'll take only dead languages and help understand them. I could also take fictional ones

ElloThereNormies 9 years ago
Internet Language? Anyone?
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