You can become immortal
but
You may only eat wasabi for the rest of your life.
I will not

NomNom 11 years ago
I wouldn't even want to be immortal. I mean have you really thought of it? Never dying or growing old as your loved ones grow old and die without you while your home, planet, and species fades away into dust and slowly coming to the universe and having a f... [Show full comment]

wotb140www 6 months ago
这不是坏事,但最重要的是他没说完全无敌,你可能会被虐害
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Elka23 10 years ago
Error 405: Good side not found

Themauf 7 years ago
I know, @dankmemes, I know
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shadowhacked 11 years ago
make another food called wasabi that is delicious

You-sir-neigh-mmm 8 years ago
😂😂😂 good call 👌

xXx_H3yN1c37_xXx 10 years ago
being immortal is completely dumb because the sun will explodes any time then the earth and all planets in that sun system are destroyed, no humans live and you fly anywhere in the space, and wait for the death that will never come also you will be extremely be bored

Shadowin 2 years ago
那会是非常好的,你是旅行者114514号的最好记录载体
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Joe Jones 13 years ago
I don't have to eat if I'm immortal...

Andrew_ 4 years ago
same
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hatgirl5252 10 years ago
And why do I want to be immortal?

-1p 7 years ago
I see this is an absolute lose

EpicCreeper666 10 years ago
naruto is cool

LunarWish 10 years ago
so, wasabi have a special substance that makes you inmortal? ok

Kasabaru 11 years ago
I love wasabi!

tydickson 11 years ago
Ty Dickson

Aftertale Frisk <3 (=) ) 10 years ago
Whats with immortality here? Its s overrated!!

skullkid 11 years ago
if i needed food i would get used to it

EpicCreeper666 10 years ago
i like anime and wasabi

Alwy 9 years ago
No downside

EpicCreeper666 10 years ago
naruto is cool

EpicCreeper666 10 years ago
naruto is cool

CitrusSunbather last year
Since I'm immortal now, I can just choose not to eat.

Aaron Floyd 11 years ago
What is wasabi anyway?

rewik 10 years ago
japanese green paste, quite hot. but very nice to eat just like that if you are ill

GamerLucy8 10 years ago
I don't really even know what wasabi is! XD

Cristina Isabelle Hernandez 13 years ago
Dont need to eat im immortal

Alex_666 6 years ago
Being immortal sucks thoooo

Earthgirl Adel 10 years ago
Wasabi! Have any of you heard of Wassabi Productions!? It's a YouTube channel that I love! Anything for wasabi! I shall press the button!

EpicCreeper666 10 years ago
naruto is cool

EpicCreeper666 10 years ago
i like anime and wasabi

Vladman7 10 years ago
Come on immortal. I could become a God

awsome_nuub 10 years ago
No... you will just be stuck in the universe. Watching your family members die one by one, seeing humanity become extinct, and when the world gets engulfed by the sun, guess what? You're still alive! You will feel the burning of the sun and when the sun di... [Show full comment]

Captain_Deadpool 9 years ago
Where to find mortal I don't need to eat what"s the downside of then and if you don't eat you don't need to poop so only upside is here hell yes I'm pressing that button!!!

stetboy 11 years ago
I'm immortal I don't even have to eat that

iplaygames 10 years ago
You do have to eat you just wont die of old age

Abadona_from_Undertale 9 years ago
Wasabi from Big Hero 6!?!?!? Its delicious tbh

Ai-bot 12 years ago
I can ignore the heat of it, but not the taste. Yuck

EpicCreeper666 10 years ago
naruto is cool

drstrange 10 years ago
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Amy Kuhn 13 years ago
Where are the downsides?!?!??

awsome_nuub 10 years ago
I think you mean where are the upsides :( th

EpicCreeper666 10 years ago
naruto is cool

realjacksepticeye 3 years ago
so i bcum porke minch but wit wasabe? no tanks

Nyamh Tetoko 11 years ago
Wasabi? Wasabi! Wasabi?! WASABI?! I don' like wasabi or watching my civilisation die...

EpicCreeper666 10 years ago
naruto is cool

Edwardonut_the_goofer 7 years ago
Upside?

Crabster282 11 years ago
NO FOOOOD

EpicCreeper666 10 years ago
i like anime and wasabi

Niko315 9 years ago
why do people want to be immortal you basically live forever isn’t more painful than dying

robodood3000 11 years ago
Wasabi is ok but I mean im an idiot so I wanna die being one like "hey guys watch this" *dies from jumping off plane with no parachute*

EpicCreeper666 10 years ago
naruto is cool

Kicp 10 years ago
FAIR ENOUGH

EpicCreeper666 10 years ago
naruto is cool

CitrusSunbather last year
Since I'm immortal now, I can just choose not to eat.

alexpierce340 10 years ago
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo

Justintj 10 years ago
Imortality is imortality, and you could serve a cup of wasabi with, say, 10 cups of ketchup

LeMeACatLover 12 years ago
That sounds like a lose-lose situation.
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