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You will become any pokemon of your choice. Can be anything.
but
Your owner will be a douchebag.
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RNGvideoinator 4 years ago
Kill the Owner.

ApfelkuchenFisch 2 years ago
Was my first thought too
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GangsternauwL 9 years ago
gengar doesn't have a trainer. gengar does what he wants. gengar also talks in third person all the times

Blackout-Button 6 years ago
Gangar must wanna join a Gang Ar

Rhett Overbay 13 years ago
hm. solution: KILL YOUR OWNER AND ROAM FREE IN THE WILD MASSACRING ANYTHING THAT TRIES TO STOP YOU!

heightpower 4 years ago
Dangit. I should"ve thought of that.
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NHLic 8 years ago
Uhm will he sexually abuse me? I think that would be nice.

Schmucklehed 2 years ago
gonna be honest that was my first thought too
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NotTheSmoooze 11 years ago
Ditto.

uncleltr 10 years ago
Mew because I can be a transformer without being a sex slave. (ditto)

Salad 10 years ago
Be Mewtwo and kill him

H2ÓDIO 7 years ago
Be mew, kill him/her, transform into him/her and live normally replacing him/her in society.

H2ÓDIO 7 years ago
Or use your powers to comunicate with your owner to become what you prefer: a fighting Pokemon, or wild, or even mating and breeding.

gondigo 11 years ago
soo you triner is that one guy who tried to kill charmander THEN GETS RESCUED BY ASH! GTEAT IDEA!!!

Mixmaster 8 years ago
Two words: Be Mew

Alzoran 8 years ago
Me: I am the Almighty god of Pokemon Arceus you little shit! Trainer: *Acts like a Douche* Me: *Destroys Pokeball, leaves Trainer, and becomes the almighty God of the New World.*

SomeRandomPokemon42 9 years ago
Please come true "_"

AnyaSmith 9 years ago
Just kill your owner

Thebeastfrom20000fathoms 9 years ago
IM GONNA BE TYRANITAR (because he looks like Godzilla XD)

ThePsycho666 9 years ago
Kill your owner

BawbRaws 9 years ago
I'll fucking EAT them...

Evilkitten3 10 years ago
i'll be a ditto. try and fuck with me i'll go arceus on your ass

Cathrope 10 years ago
So Ash?

Migdin1 9 years ago
No, Ash is just a dumb trainer

Ig88 10 years ago
Be dialaga and escape my owner then kill him

Benjamin O'Grady 13 years ago
I could never do it because it would be so hard to communicate! Owner: Hah! I'm gonna go drink shots and call girls fat! Me: Char! Charmander char char! (Dude, don't do that, that's not cool.) Owner: Stupid Charmander, you stay in the car while I bang sor... [Show full comment]

ThePaulDude 4 years ago
Dude, your a FIRE Pokémon. Why would you complain about being too hot? It"s like an ice Pokémon bitchibg about being too cold.
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Weston Garcia 13 years ago
fucking gary

RGPZ 8 years ago
What Did Gary The Gadget Guy Do To Pokemon

Dottie Johnson 13 years ago
SMELL YA LATER

Sethfield Quinton 13 years ago
So Gary

Jaime Mijares 13 years ago
Be mewtwo, kill owner

tehhypergamer 11 years ago
I was just going to say that but I was distracted by the cowardly 66% I am one of the brave 34% and actually my personallity is alot like mewtwo in rl so I will be a mewtwo anyways.

hairbingo 10 years ago
wait till he makes me powerful then kill em simple

Chance Finch 13 years ago
*prays he lets me go in the PC*

Blackout-Button 6 years ago
...my oc? iceyboi

Erentheghoul2 10 years ago
I'll be victini and give myself the victory of killing my trainer

Storm_Ryder8 9 years ago
I don’t want to be a pokemon

IAmAHorriblePerson 11 years ago
Kill him and then say it was self defence... easiest way would be to be a female pokemon... just lift your booty so he comes to ya... and of course he is a douchebag so he doesnt get life and only wants to- FUCK! I JUST STUBBED MY TOE! guh... just cut his ... [Show full comment]

JandK 7 years ago
As a ditto or mewtwo idk so i get to kill my trainer

Hatsune_Miku_Fan 11 years ago
I wanna be the very best...

Flufflepuff 11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

MCGamerGirl317 10 years ago
So, I'll be one of Gary's pokemon?

sodn 10 years ago
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Zaqinabox 11 years ago
That was the case with mew 2 anyways!

SpaceLizard24 8 months ago
Nah. I like having thumbs and legally being a person.

Rebellion598 10 years ago
There's a saying from a game I like: A cornered fox is more dangerous than a jackal.

bananaman0325 11 years ago
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gadlygamer 5 years ago
become a greninja and absolutely wreck the trainer then join ash ketchum who is a better trainer also because greninja is cool

ButtNugget 10 years ago
Be arceus you're literally God problem solved

Natecrase 11 years ago
Just run away during a battle

BoCo365 10 years ago
Gonna be a legend a go rek shit

LordCake 12 years ago
Oh. My. God. Most hilarious scinerio ever!

Maxendre Galant 11 years ago
I am a Mew , i can transform in any pokemon I want and I kill my owner and broke his pokeballs.

User2845 10 years ago
Dont let yourself get catched

Micheal Baldon 13 years ago
Become a bad missingno and wipe her from existence.

whiteflamingo 6 years ago
reality is you wouldint know that what is happining is wrog

Frankie 12 11 years ago
Fuck it I hate pokemon

thinkingbox 10 years ago
I'm sorry but no
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