Mew because I can be a transformer without being a sex slave. (ditto)
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Salad10 years ago
Be Mewtwo and kill him
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H2ÓDIO7 years ago
Be mew, kill him/her, transform into him/her and live normally replacing him/her in society.
H2ÓDIO7 years ago
Or use your powers to comunicate with your owner to become what you prefer: a fighting Pokemon, or wild, or even mating and breeding.
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gondigo11 years ago
soo you triner is that one guy who tried to kill charmander THEN GETS RESCUED BY ASH! GTEAT IDEA!!!
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Mixmaster8 years ago
Two words: Be Mew
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Alzoran8 years ago
Me: I am the Almighty god of Pokemon Arceus you little shit!
Trainer: *Acts like a Douche*
Me: *Destroys Pokeball, leaves Trainer, and becomes the almighty God of the New World.*
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SomeRandomPokemon429 years ago
Please come true "_"
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AnyaSmith9 years ago
Just kill your owner
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Thebeastfrom20000fathoms9 years ago
IM GONNA BE TYRANITAR (because he looks like Godzilla XD)
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ThePsycho6669 years ago
Kill your owner
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BawbRaws9 years ago
I'll fucking EAT them...
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Evilkitten310 years ago
i'll be a ditto. try and fuck with me i'll go arceus on your ass
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Cathrope10 years ago
So Ash?
Migdin19 years ago
No, Ash is just a dumb trainer
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Ig8810 years ago
Be dialaga and escape my owner then kill him
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Benjamin O'Grady13 years ago
I could never do it because it would be so hard to communicate!
Owner: Hah! I'm gonna go drink shots and call girls fat!
Me: Char! Charmander char char! (Dude, don't do that, that's not cool.)
Owner: Stupid Charmander, you stay in the car while I bang sor...[Show full comment]
ThePaulDude4 years ago
Dude, your a FIRE Pokémon. Why would you complain about being too hot? It"s like an ice Pokémon bitchibg about being too cold.
I was just going to say that but I was distracted by the cowardly 66% I am one of the brave 34% and actually my personallity is alot like mewtwo in rl so I will be a mewtwo anyways.
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hairbingo10 years ago
wait till he makes me powerful then kill em simple
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Chance Finch13 years ago
*prays he lets me go in the PC*
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Blackout-Button6 years ago
...my oc? iceyboi
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Erentheghoul210 years ago
I'll be victini and give myself the victory of killing my trainer
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Storm_Ryder89 years ago
I don’t want to be a pokemon
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IAmAHorriblePerson11 years ago
Kill him and then say it was self defence... easiest way would be to be a female pokemon... just lift your booty so he comes to ya... and of course he is a douchebag so he doesnt get life and only wants to- FUCK! I JUST STUBBED MY TOE! guh... just cut his ...[Show full comment]
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JandK7 years ago
As a ditto or mewtwo idk so i get to kill my trainer
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Hatsune_Miku_Fan11 years ago
I wanna be the very best...
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Flufflepuff11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
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MCGamerGirl31710 years ago
So, I'll be one of Gary's pokemon?
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sodn10 years ago
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Zaqinabox11 years ago
That was the case with mew 2 anyways!
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SpaceLizard248 months ago
Nah. I like having thumbs and legally being a person.
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Rebellion59810 years ago
There's a saying from a game I like: A cornered fox is more dangerous than a jackal.
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bananaman032511 years ago
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gadlygamer5 years ago
become a greninja and absolutely wreck the trainer then join ash ketchum who is a better trainer
also because greninja is cool
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ButtNugget10 years ago
Be arceus you're literally God problem solved
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Natecrase11 years ago
Just run away during a battle
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BoCo36510 years ago
Gonna be a legend a go rek shit
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LordCake12 years ago
Oh. My. God. Most hilarious scinerio ever!
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Maxendre Galant11 years ago
I am a Mew , i can transform in any pokemon I want and I kill my owner and broke his pokeballs.
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User284510 years ago
Dont let yourself get catched
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Micheal Baldon13 years ago
Become a bad missingno and wipe her from existence.
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whiteflamingo6 years ago
reality is you wouldint know that what is happining is wrog
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