Will You Press The Button?

235x0last year

Time to become the first person to, 1: Kill the leader of the US(o)A, 2: Enter other universes, 3: Get superpowers, 4: Become a shape-shifter.

FearOfTheUnknown9 years ago

I could be a criminal mastermind considering no one takes me seriously. MWAHAHAHA!!!

Skibiditoilet9 months ago

get a job

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Liviekaren10 years ago

"Hey guys, the Earth will be destroyed tomorrow." "Ha, sure." *earth ends* "Get rekt."

Riley Merrill12 years ago

No one takes me seriously anyway.

Bagotrash3 years ago

SAAAAME

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CallJGWentworth877cashnow8 years ago

They'll take me seriously when the A.I"s take over the world...

Used_2013_toyota_camry_RWD6 months ago

BRO KNEW

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PGhostCZ10 years ago

From what I saw, I think Sheldon Cooper has a funny life.

McButterCup8 years ago

Just use reverse psychology.

a_huma_bean8 years ago

i had the same idea XD

FoxHybridGaming7 years ago

JOKES ON YOU! NOBODY TAKES ME SERIOUSLY ANYWAY! *presses the button*

DRAGONWIZARDLORD7 years ago

this is already true, also, I am the most humble person in the world

Tautauchev78 years ago

Downside where?

whenjohnsteindied8 years ago

I'm not that smart... I"d like to be the smartest person in the world. No one takes me seriously anyways. My life wouldn't change, except I"d be on the moon by the end of the world, while everyone else would be dead.

Creative_Name8 years ago

No one takes me seriously..... I don't see why....... Swap papy is hot

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

Might I suggest going straight to horny jail, without passing go or collecting $200?

Ritty8 years ago

That"s cuz I'ma whemen Jk

shit.fuck.fuck.shit.8 years ago

keep proving their asses wrong

FunnyFace8 years ago

It"s their loss. No cure for cancer for you idiots, I guess...

popeyeskid9 years ago

I could just go on the internet post some stuff and nobody would know its me

iYukayyo9 years ago

Change "the Most Intelligent person in the world" to "pretty logical person" then it's already like that.

Cheekadum9 years ago

Having too much intelligence can only get you so far...

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Definablelife4 years ago

No faker no body likes this comment

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Hunter MacFarlane12 years ago

welcome to my life

0ldestDream2 years ago

It is indeed Hzz the smartest person

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Connor Bogunovic12 years ago

I'll be like Van Gogh but for intelligence

JandK7 years ago

Just do the perfect crime and no one would suspect you

ZeroPlazma10 years ago

Unless you shove a gun down their throat

StormyAnne8 years ago

Meep.

Baruno da sauruss9 years ago

No downside with me

ThisGuyHasAlongerNameThanAguyWithAveryLongName9 years ago

Me:The Electricity will turn off in 17 Seconds. Person:No It Won't. (17 Seconds Later) Me:TOLD YOU BITCH!!!

ThisGuyHasAlongerNameThanAguyWithAveryLongName9 years ago

Why does it say rn when you press the tab bar?

caden wayne7 years ago

ok fine by me ill jut be annonomysly creating the cure for caner over there if you need me

xXxJayJayKatxXx10 years ago

No one takes me seriously already XD

Merilille9 years ago

So I get to be my normal self, only magnified.

Uzume-Tennoboushi7 years ago

laughing at you from my bomb shelter cause i predicted the bombs will fall

Jade Jerlang12 years ago

Know that feel way to well

the derpic crusadeer9 years ago

cool, ill jsut create a brainwashing machine or something.TOO MANY HOLES IN YOUR DOWNSIDES, PEOPLE.

Dracon8378 years ago

I am already the most intelligent in the World and nobody Takes me serious

Thomas Calvert9 years ago

Nobody takes me seriously NOW...

Chiller4 years ago

I'm the smartest kid in my school, I think my intelligence will be enough.

Da Big Wed Button9 years ago

Hahahhshaahahshshshhah I wouldn't stand it

BGSDilemma9 years ago

Fuck it, I'll go evil.

Eilleisboss7 years ago

Welcome to what I call life

KittyBubblegum10 years ago

Well. Loss on them if they can't handle my excellent brilliance.

El-betos-18 years ago

Story of my life

GlutNy7 years ago

Screw them, I’ll be richer than Bill Gates!

Sorrin11 years ago

you don't need to be recognised, if you feel good inside

Mythicalmoonlight339 years ago

I'm never taken seriously in real life so....

DangerMouse00129 years ago

So? That always happen to people

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xlittle9 years ago

most intelligent, no one takes me seriously.... intelligent person says bullshit, no one believes bullshit, everyone wins

Ryderboycolor98 years ago

i dont really care

Chubbles326 years ago

"They called me a mad man"

Ender_Dragony10 years ago

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a_huma_bean8 years ago

what if (just a what if but) i used reverse psychology on them so that they believed me

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