You can sing/play an instrument perfectly
but
a single line in any song/4 bars of music you perform is delivered dreadfully, you never know which line it'll be till you mess it up.
I will not


Quincy9 years ago
THEN I CAN'T PLAY PERFECTLY CAN I?!?

Aajj3 years ago
Pobody"s nerfect
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Darkharp1829 years ago
Wait... I can play any music perfectly... But at the same time I can't... WHAT. *Brain Explodes*

Krusek8 years ago
I can screw up perfectly.

Batman77626 years ago
HA HA HA HA
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Chess_Player8 years ago
1. Become famous musician, 2. get people to bet which line will be screwed up, like the lottery 3. profit

vodam7 years ago
Great idea

Carl Hallowell12 years ago
So I become Lady Gaga?

Lenjosh7 years ago
More like Justin beiber
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Double0racle7 years ago
Better than my current situation. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Pierre Morot12 years ago
just play the bass, no one will notice!

fartoholic209 years ago
Pretty much

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jerry889 years ago
your name tho

MissMaekono8 years ago
Well, not to toot my own hirn, but I think I can sing perfectly fine.

b-i-g-s-u-c-c4 years ago
wait, so am i perfect or not?

Salad9 years ago
My name's Jeff

TrollerXXL9 years ago
No, your name's Salad

Minecraft_Logan709 years ago
WORST ONE EVER

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NiftyChibi7 years ago
"I can sing/play an instrument perfectly" --> "a sing line/4 bars of music you perform is delivered dreadfully". STOP CONTRADICTING!

A FREAKING DUCK9 years ago
Dont sing then, just play instruments...

Melina11 years ago
That's not perfectly, it's contradicting it's own benefit with the curse.

AmericanWoman8 years ago
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Koridon5 months ago
im bad anyway, just say its due to cancer or somthing and your good ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

WayT00Many11ama59 years ago
i pretty much play the trombone perfectly anyway, no downside

Wistfulthanos9 years ago
I dooooont care

xxXScrubXxx9 years ago
83% of teens would go crazy if Justin Bieber was on top of a building about to kill himself copy and paste this if you are one of the 17% who bought popcorn, a chair and shouted DO A BACKFLIP!!

Psychowitchbaby7 years ago
No downside here just remix the bad line in the song

epicgamer9 years ago
i can already play alto sax perfectly

Coolguy81999 years ago
Wow

EmoUnicorn8 years ago
That"s a contradiction technically if you can play any instrument perfectly then there should be no mess ups at all

BlackArrow 9 years ago
Jokes on you i can already sing and play any instrument perfectly suck it

99_Face_Problems_But_Booty_Aint_One9 years ago
CONTRADICTIONS, CAN WE FIX IT?! No Bob, No. We can't.

Rac3 years ago
Just blame it on a muscle disease and you'll get even more supporters

HoiImTemmie9 years ago
So many fellow undertale fans!!!#sansissenpai

GinnyWeasleyy7 years ago
So perfect or not?

John VunderDog9 years ago
What do you mean by bars like measures or like rows of the music are played dreadfully.

SuperFox1359 years ago
But then you aren't playing perfectly!!!!!!!!!!!

CCthecat9 years ago
There's a contradict, if I DO make mitakes it wouldnt be erfect anymore huh?

lala10 years ago
Become famous for it... say to everyone that they will get a surprise during every song no matter what it is they must enjoy it. Once done with that line petend like you sung better than you have your whole life.

GabyTheBoss8 years ago
Then it"s not perfect

Assholenation8 years ago
I would say u became Justin beiber.......but never was good

fallonforpresident9 years ago
Never does concerts, but records songs twice bc then it'll ber perfect music.

bitches be cray9 years ago
so I will become your mom?

Yepter9 years ago
i already play 3 instuments fluently

marmitedude16 years ago
Sounds lame

Katanakingtrj 9 years ago
How much money do u get and how huge is the debt?

The doctors brotato9 years ago
THEN IM NOT PERFECT

Psycho3338 years ago
Sing and play perfectly means perfectly

SantiLokyyo9 years ago
This is a paradox

Lucas Wolff12 years ago
Make dubstep music

adfepagames9 years ago
You should practice at home so when you first play it you fix the sheet

Enel3 years ago
Better than not at all

Otterdude39758 years ago
I already play my instrument perfectly....
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