Will You Press The Button?

Student Finance England sorts out all of your loans without any fuss whatsoever, and give you a huge maintenance loan

but

You become allergic to alcohol

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AnotherPieceOfHetalianTrash9 years ago

I dont drink so i see no problem with this

Lizacolast year

This also includes mouth wash

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cubeGET9 years ago

IM ONLY 6 WHY WPULD I DRINK ALCOHOK

SteamyPizzaR0lls3 years ago

“Bro i think they put something in my sippie cup it tastes like strawberry capri-sun when i asked for milk”

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TRG9 years ago

1. I dont have any loans. 2. Why the fuck would i want to stop drinking

SilverShadow5258 years ago

However, not all alcohol is liquor. Ever heard of alcohol pads for cleaning and disinfecting wounds?

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saladass12239 years ago

I dont drink alcohol, bieche!

CaioFrancisco8 years ago

uh.... That are a UT Forum or a commentary full of UT Fans replys?

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OmegaGroudon 9 years ago

I'm not an alcoholic

AgarStarYouTubeTSC - Leader Of TheStarCrew9 years ago

but a medicionic right! <:

Button4Life9 years ago

i hate alcohol and medicine alcohol either way

Demetrius Rodriguez12 years ago

Oh gee, I have to be sober? What a tough choice. (Unless they mean medicinal alcohol then fuck)

POLTERPUP5 years ago

WIN WIN but can medical alcohol give u a hangover or get u drunk? well you never know until you try

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WafaIrdina7 years ago

I don't drink so thats is ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC.

pat009 years ago

ok

Tyler Reed12 years ago

meh no loss...

Betsy Jones12 years ago

downside?

Blizznakov8 years ago

Downside is that the molecule of the alcohol is in almost every food

Tobi Omotoso12 years ago

Don't plan on drinking in my lifetime, only thing i'll lose is rumcake

The1aj479 years ago

And most medicine

Aaron Joseph Stierna12 years ago

Kush

Wolf597 years ago

Then there"s the question of what alcohol has do with school loans.

Clara11 years ago

i don't see why not

imacowwithacow8 years ago

yha sure I don't wanna get drunk ps im assuming that it doesn't mean medical

Firstmate989 years ago

Yay no destroying my liver.... More than I already have XD

AngelisALie9 years ago

Hell yeah free college and I hate alcohol.

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

The downside: I now have to pay back Student Finance England, AND I’m allergic to alcohol. Isn’t that just loan sharking with extra steps?

MinusG9 years ago

No, because fuck your politcal agenda. No also because alcohol is God.

JanDudka7 years ago

I don't drink

Mr.epicderp33229 years ago

I'm a kid

YovanW5 years ago

I wont have an alcohol in my entire life i suppose

xSpy-Senpai10 years ago

This is like a... Okay to me.. Alcohol is banned in my country anyway :D

CaioFrancisco8 years ago

i have 10 years...WHY I WOULD DRINK A FUCKING ALCOHOL??!!

TheDiamondPro97 years ago

Lol so what.

DailyFangirl10 years ago

Medically speaking I would need alcohol to clean wounds, so no.

Silentwolf6409z8 years ago

Smoke weed every day

Moonlitedawn9 years ago

No downside, alcohol is gross lmao

SticSpaceFORwaste10 months ago

What makes you think I drink anyways?

GHOSTGUY3489 years ago

i dont do drugs

EvanCarnell7 years ago

Wtf I live in America I am not going to England for dam finance

Cami Troncoso12 years ago

Why does everybody love rumcake?

This_Is_LegaI3 years ago

medical alcohol or bad alcohol

jomama9 years ago

how does hers12 know if hers12 don't drink hmmmm?

Poopadoop9 years ago

This actually helps.

DarkOverlord28 years ago

Maybe after I get drunk for the first time, but i am only 16.

KareBearEXO9 years ago

I don't ever drink but if it mean I'm allergic to rubbing alchohol, I'm fucked

I_Am_Kailyn6 years ago

Ligit no downside.

Dubbinumbreon10 years ago

I'm a nonalcoholic anyway

kircial9 years ago

I want nothing from rosbifs

Yellowredstone7 years ago

What kind of alcohol? Medicine or other?

Butt Fuckers11 years ago

Downside??????

AsterSongAster8 years ago

I"ve already decided I will never get drunk.

GlutNy7 years ago

I don't drink

Ryan Oliver12 years ago

no problem here except rum cake maybe rum cake.

CatLazer90009 years ago

FUCK DRUGS

Abcdefhg3 years ago

No way, I'm going to be like haymitch from the hungry games

xx_mrmthood_xx9 years ago

meh. i dont even drink

oldnotweak9 years ago

we need to force all college kids to push this button JUST FOR THE DOWNSIDE

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