Will You Press The Button?

Aidenmoore 11 years ago

Well my parents never had sex. They wrestle on the bed though

ZSL last year

谁来告诉这个可怜的孩子

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PheonixGaming 11 years ago

I watch porn. Idk how my mum knows what am I doing ðŸ˜‰

ZSL last year

看得出来你爸妈都是老司机

Sam Lathrop 13 years ago

Atheism ftw, pressing the button won't make a difference.

RNGvideoinator 3 years ago

it’s better to believe in God, since you gain everything if your right and lose nothing if your wrong

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Isabel DePaul 13 years ago

The button makes it so eternal paradise after death exists, and you go there after you die. Stop using atheism as a way to get out of it you unimaginative shits.

Ninja_Jester 5 years ago

God is certainly real, because in the bible it talked about corona.

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Davd 11 years ago

Fuck no! Hell is where it's at. If I'm going somewhere after death, why not follow the rest of you suckers?

JxTime 10 years ago

YAAAYY ETERNAL AGONY AND BURNING AND PAIN AND FEAR AND LONELINESS AND NEVER DYING WOOHOO

arrun 11 years ago

sees the video.*starts to masturbate*

Buttonpresser314 9 years ago

You, my friend, have problems.

Button_Masher 11 years ago

LOL, u get 2 see ur parents having sex

SirFuchsigus 11 years ago

Wait... Why would St. Peter call on me to watch porn of my relatives...

Hyltran 3 years ago

I think this would cost him his job though 😂

The_Christian_Weeaboo 9 years ago

Christian ftw, pressing the button won't make a difference.

Cringe_weeb 4 years ago

You missed the "painless death" part, also there"s no guarantee.

Derpyjeje 9 years ago

Sure if I go to heaven that"s ok by me

Atomicman960 9 years ago

I"ve seen this question before. But yeah I'll press it?

Da_Burrito_Man1 10 years ago

For everyone: You would go to hell no matter if you were "good" because in the Bible it says that no one is good and that all are evil but because of the Holy Spirit is that why we do good things. It isn't conscience, but the Holy Spirit. You can only go t... [Show full comment]

somedude1515 3 years ago

yeah but no matter what you do, you"d go to heaven

Cheshire shadow 10 years ago

doesn't say you can't mute it and/or blindfold yourself. although that would probably last a while. at least in heaven they would have a mental eyewash station(probably)

toomt 2 years ago

shut up

Fishez 10 years ago

Where is the down side sex is amazing

Greeninja5 10 years ago

I mean, when my parents were young, they were pretty hot, so the first portion would be great

masterofchampions2 10 years ago

close your dangit eyes logic ppls

kingderp 10 years ago

fuck heaven hell is better

JxTime 10 years ago

YAYY ETERNAL SUFFERING AND AGONY AND BURNING AND LONELINESS AND LAVA

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Coolguy1738 11 years ago

ITS A SEXUAL THING

Gaboseries 11 years ago

Doesn't matter if you're atheist. Super powers aren't real either, but if you press the correct button you "get" super powers. So if you click the button you "create" heaven. Also, if you're adopted, this is cool. You won't recognise you parents and you get free porn.

Rebester5000 11 years ago

WHAT IS FREE PORN BECAUSE IT BETTER NOT BE STUPID

KianaTheSalad 11 years ago

Who is st Peter?

Genevieve1234 10 years ago

St. Peter gaurds the gateway to heaven.

SBURBIAN 11 years ago

Don't care bout sex it's about having more sex in heaven

lyletube 11 years ago

This is a hard one Like that dick do hahahahah

Gatorboy 11 years ago

Um...is it common to have sexual interactions with your parents and your grandparents?

Atomicman960 9 years ago

No....no its not

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Ruby_Slippers 11 years ago

It might be hot >:D hehehe.. No just kidding that would be weird.

BurningRubyGaming 11 years ago

Fist of all I'm a atheist second I am fine with going to hell

Taylor Thomas 13 years ago

A few hours or so of embarrassment in exchange for a spot in heaven, painless death, and everything I want? Okay.

ST3ALTHY 10 years ago

No........................ only.......you will see it

James Thurley 13 years ago

"barharlgarhbvahr im an ahteoist i dotn beliv in god" nobody cares

Gracicorn15 9 years ago

Ghopher1 It is was a joke..

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Rachel Dinsmore 13 years ago

Atheist.

Suzanna Palacios 13 years ago

I'm atheist so I really don't care if I go to heaven

Asdfthepoop 9 years ago

You wouldnt remember the sex tapes that were shown

THATGUYSNIPEYOU 10 years ago

Just cover your eyes

tydickson 11 years ago

Ty Dickson

TheGardenMaster 3 years ago

DOWNSIDE???

MagicRainbow Kitties 10 years ago

This is why blindfolds were invented, children.

ST3ALTHY 10 years ago

YAY FREE PORN

Immapressit 12 years ago

Then it's not a painless death, now is it?

Yukitai 5 years ago

My parents only flirt. After all, you get pregnant if you kiss, and that"s why we have a lot of siblings...

Cheshire shadow 10 years ago

i can shield my eyes hopefully. but if not, joke's on st peter: i hope heaven has a puke bucket.*pukes in big bucket* *dumps bucket into hell*

Thecatofnightmares 10 years ago

Oi I'M DOWN HERE YA'KNOW I DON'T WANT YOUR PUKE

Willdabeast724 9 years ago

thats a chance im willing to take.

Coghalo 11 years ago

Just look away.

GeorglikesGames0 7 years ago

Free porn

SomeoneRandom 11 years ago

My grandparents have 4 kids but my parents only had me so I don't see whether this is good or bad anymore

AlexanderMassey 9 years ago

What if you have no friends

Davis Nguyen 13 years ago

Who cares? HEAVEN

Nunuts 10 years ago

Ngghh... fuck it

mrlund96 11 years ago

There is no life after death, so...

Peridot394 10 years ago

It doesn't sa you have to watch it, it says he shows you. Just look away.

NikaQavtaradze 8 years ago

I know it happened anyway, nothing new...

enzoenzo 5 years ago

Close your eyes

I love markiplier 10 years ago

It doesn't say you have to watch them

Ketrikal 9 years ago

I don't need a button for that. The first one.

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