I don't drink (not of legal age, however I don't plan on consuming alchohol once I am, either), however not having to worry about intoxication would be nice. Plus, assuming that it means I can just... pop a beer into existence, if I were ever to get strand...[Show full comment]
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trololololo11 years ago
technically speaking, you could drink as much as you want without getting drunk!
since getting drunk is bad, where's the downside?
I can't give them away, doesn't say I can't sell them
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Human-banana9 years ago
Beer tastes very bad anyway so NO
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Xenon7N5 years ago
i think its downside on top
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Alesskii5 years ago
They never said anything about selling the beers
Dojes2 years ago
Think of how many contests you could win at the bar. Sometimes u would get free money and also the drinks may be tabbed by someone else!
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Rexidias10 years ago
Even with the double negatives, there's no downside. I hate beer, alcohol in general in fact, so if I HAD to "buy" beers, I could get them for free. I could still get drunk, but I would only get drunk if it was life or death. Also, I won't be handing or giving anyone a beer anytime soon.
Give doesn't mean sell. Also, NEVERMORE?!?!/!/!? Who are you, an idiot, or Edgar Allan Poe?
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Enthro10 years ago
What if I sell them... Or they were stolen?
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TeamKobus210 years ago
From the same tumblr famous guys: free beer (to drink while masturbating)
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JohnPariah12 years ago
I don't want beer, but if I did, then there would be no downside
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AlfyTDM11 years ago
so i can drink and never get drunk? wheres the downside
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Wounded_youtler-388 years ago
Not even 21
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Tom422911 years ago
The second part contains a double negative so that means if you take the free beer you can still get drunk..... which means I going to be a homeless drunk. What else am I going to do with all this free beer that I can't give away? Not lime I'll be holding ...[Show full comment]
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SlayerX231last year
Alcoholics
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BlackRose27811 years ago
I'm more of a whiskey fan myself, so I'm good.
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Csaa10019 years ago
You can still sell it
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Soul_The_Guard11 years ago
Win/Win...except I hate alcohol.
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MixEdit10 years ago
No Downside... What about your friends taking your beer, so you do not have to give it to them? Free beer!
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Colby Penny13 years ago
Double negative "not and nevermore" cancel each other out. You can still get drunk and get free beer
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PrincessRoxy2179 years ago
getting drunk is bad anyway
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FabulousPiggy11 years ago
It diesnt say you cant pur it into a glass and pass it to someone :3
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Herobrine4thewin10 years ago
That means you can drink and drive because you would always be sober
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The Dark Void 11 years ago
Is that a double negative?
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SpartanBaconMan11 years ago
I hate beer.
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friessortedbysize6 years ago
someone had a stroke
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Snivy49029 years ago
I think you were drunk while writing this
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Lazy Kitty12 years ago
I really don't like the taste of beer...
Can I have wine instead?
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BoazvanCaem8 years ago
But I don't like beer!
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sandford1311 years ago
OK ThEn IllL DRiNk alL mYSelf
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Frederik5zehn10 years ago
I tell my friends to steal it from me. That way i"m technically not giving them away.
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Martin Morris12 years ago
free beer!!
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WindedBrush411 years ago
there is no downside
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Aquapoison11 years ago
OK YOU CAN PUT IT IN A GLASS
didnt say you cant do dat
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aproy10 years ago
NOT DRUNK NEVERMORE IS A DOUBLENEGATIVE YOU IDIOTS.
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Will Horton13 years ago
i bet a drunk alcoholic wrote this
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SonicUltimate3 years ago
yay
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zakvejadzack11 years ago
Nevermind. Im not allowed to drink it.. lol
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AyyyLOL9 years ago
Excellent!
I could drink all the alcohol I want, without ruining my health...
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