"Do you bite your thumb at me, sir?"
"If I say aye will it make a brawl?"
"Aye."
"I do bite my thumb, sir."
"Do you bite your thumb at ME, sir?"
"I do bite my thumb, sir, but not at YOU, sir!"
There is no downside.
The only downside is that I can't talk about anime or tumblr or Doctor Who, Supernatural, Sherlock, or anything else that didn't exist in Shakespeare's time. But on the plus side, I would get to quote Shakespeare all the time, and not just when it's necess...[Show full comment]
starlight9 years ago
the fact that you put my life into that one comment.....SUPERNATURAL IS MY LIFE!
“What do you want for dinner?”
“To eat or not to eat, that is the question”
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runegod2710 years ago
There is a your mom joke in one of his plays
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ilikekowz8 years ago
Heck yeah!!! There is a Shakespeare quote for just about everything.
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FireDaJoe9 years ago
Yes
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RachelE088 years ago
Who in the world is Shakespeare???
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GabiGabskittwens7 years ago
I can just talk like normal people by singing
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Emily Bazewicz12 years ago
i do bite my thumb sir, i dont bite m thumb at thi but i do bite my thumb sir
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Bleighcnz1119 years ago
irl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed...[Show full comment]
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CallJGWentworth877cashnow8 years ago
Say what you want and after that say "shakespeare quotations".
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Benjamin Pineau12 years ago
No downside.
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ZZZxzxz .i.9 years ago
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NightmareBlue8 years ago
wheir is thiy downside?
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8nicolas89 years ago
I will quote his everyday conversation as Shakespeare once said "how are you today"
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I_have_1_brain_cell_3 years ago
WHat happens if you don't speak and just let the computer -.-
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SimplyNellyxo10 years ago
after reading romeo and juliet in ela class (they made it SUPER BORING) i would never press that button
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GabryPc9 years ago
essere o non essere? questo è il dilemma! XD
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Moist_Tangerine7 years ago
I can quote single words and make semi-normal sentences with really cool vocabulary. Sounds like two upsides to me.
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Calista10 years ago
Time to invest in a text-to-speech communication device. And learn some Shakespeare quotes.
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the117doctor8 years ago
Shakespeare was actually the one who made up yo mama jokes.
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bradythehuman9 years ago
He is rite I want to talk like that
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yourfavouritebaguette7 years ago
theres some great insults tbh. A PLAGUE ON BOTH OF THY HOUSES
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SmartSnake128 years ago
I mean sorry, but everyone will think that I'm very intelligent
So, no downside
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notnothuman8 years ago
It doesn't say how long those quotations have to be? I could splice.
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sansandpapyrus5559 years ago
to press or not to press, that is the question!
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Kojamaira4 days ago
I believe this is what people would call being eccentric.
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lessyrocks2009 years ago
These people are stupid as shit
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Jackiplierfan1019 years ago
I see only one problem here... IM FUCKING IRISH! HOW THE FUCK DO I SAY THAT?!
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RATTLE_ME_BONEZ4 years ago
T"isnt an aspect upon which this proposal be drought as dreary, nor woeful.
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Zaqinabox10 years ago
People would think I was so pretentious. It would be great.
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Bobrossthefangirl8 years ago
You can only speak in shakespeare quotes, but who said anything about writing??
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Panifex7 years ago
Shakespeare used over 30,000 words in his plays, sonnets, and other works. Technically, I could quote one word at a time from different works and string together a normal modern English sentence.
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Emily Bazewicz12 years ago
okay, so my dream life?
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mr.whatface9 years ago
My favourite Shakespeare quote is "what, you egg?" *he stabs him* . That's a real fucking quote and I love it.
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Coolguy1115559 years ago
Inspiration
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Anna Kehrlein12 years ago
Downside?
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DocCuddles3 years ago
You talk like Roulx Kaard
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Nell Smith10 years ago
Feel like Tom Hiddleston..
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Mai-chan8 years ago
What if I'm famous for speaking Shakespeare quotations?
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