Will You Press The Button?

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Your girlfriend/boyfriend is your every desire and is up for anything you suggest

but

There's a 1/3 of a chance that she will do that also with someone else while in the relationship.

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elva 11 years ago

how about polyamory ??

Johnyliltoe 11 years ago

1/3 chance they'll bring someone home and expect you to return that 3some favor.

Evilkitten3 10 years ago

*Polyamorus people laughing maniacally*

AlexTheDork 4 years ago

they never said i had to care,,, *laughs in lacks basic emotions*

AlexTheDork 4 years ago

oh also i am poly so 🤷

BenenM 9 years ago

Simple solution, threesome

Pakistaneca99 11 years ago

Whatever i don't have a girlfriend :D

Dude usernames r fake 10 years ago

Haha lol

Ssb4fan88 9 years ago

What if i suggest he/she to not take suggestions from other people

Carlos Pacheco 13 years ago

What if i just suggest that we not cheat on each other?

JammyDodgerGaming 9 years ago

Good thinking

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FUCKING USERNAMES 10 years ago

"Lets have a threesome"

Loophole man 10 years ago

Implying I have a girlfriend

JackyLawrenceDotCom 9 years ago

I don't mind sharing ;)

Thebuttongod1111 9 years ago

Kinda already happens

BiPolyAlan 9 years ago

Cool, sounds like fun!

Craig W. Smith 13 years ago

There's a 2/3 chance that I will too!

ThePaulDude 9 years ago

WTF Minotsur? You could do with having your head examined.

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Mario Jo 13 years ago

So, any relationship ever.

Username65 11 years ago

Ha I don't have a girlfriend..........*crys*

Buttonman22912 3 years ago

if it backfires press it twice

Kevin Goings 13 years ago

As long as Im the primary relationship...Ill take those odds

Demigod_Wizard_Cat 9 years ago

We would read, fangirl/fanboy. I have no love life.

imsauceking 5 years ago

I’m 100% up for Open Relationships.

AshsJester 10 years ago

Don't have one so no worry

Kodiak 11 years ago

just mention your name specifically and bam loophole. might have to talk in third person but hey it isnt the worse thing u could be doin

InvinsibleThreat 10 years ago

I don;t really care if she cheats as long as she loves me.

tydickson 11 years ago

Ty Dickson

JuiceBoxHooligan 8 years ago

Polyamory B)

JackJelqington 2 years ago

erm ive gotten by so far just fine without a gf so no thanx XD

Turetheee 9 years ago

I'm a alone

DV0100 11 years ago

That actually sounds unpredictable and fun! I am all for this!

mosley 11 years ago

Fuck that

alt-f4 4 years ago

my every desire: they like bendy and the ink machine (this is the most important condition by far) should have a cock (idc if its a guy or girl) they won't cheat (∞ iq)

Billgates420 11 years ago

TURN DOWN FOR WHAT I DONT GIVE A SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

calser 6 years ago

seems like a personal experience of the person who wrote this

DreKanzAhmad 10 years ago

i want a pure love

OverDuck42p 9 years ago

What if im single?

KenzieNerdz 10 years ago

So?? The person I want has never actually cheated on anyone xD No downside for me!

Tom Bombadil 12 years ago

1/3 chance? I'll take that.

ThatGuyOnTheStreet 11 years ago

I ask myself if I asked him to shapeshift, if it would work...

WildKatGirl 11 years ago

Just because they are 'up for it' doesn't mean they can actually do it.

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TheRealGlacadia 3 years ago

Where's the downside?

Tour Xiu Rose 13 years ago

33.33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333%... nah not worth it

Hyltran 4 years ago

To be fair that is pretty good odds compared to the average relationship.

Blingturtle21 10 years ago

That means she is experienced in it.

Aidan T. 11 years ago

suggest she doesnt do that done

Kentlivar 10 years ago

I am single. Problem solved

Shulk 11 years ago

Tell her not to cheat on me problem solved. Problem question

Elusivearth 8 years ago

My desire is to not be cheated on

Viaspiderz 2 years ago

jokes on you I'm poly

Gina Janic 13 years ago

These hoes aint loyal

meowpeanutbutter 9 years ago

She/he*

DV0100 11 years ago

That actually sounds unpredictable and fun! I am all for this!

WhiteHatHacker 9 years ago

You only live once! Take risks. < <o> _ < o > >

Button pusher 9000 11 years ago

Lol I already would

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