You will always smell fantastic, even when you don't have taken a shower for 7 months.
but
Every other month you have to lick a fat mans hairy, sweaty armpit
I will not


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235x0 2 years ago
WHY HAVE (as of 27/04/2024) 22582 People PRESSED IT?!

ThePieGuy 6 years ago
Do people really hate showers THAT much?

demetrius5191 11 years ago
the words hell and no come to mind

Henry McCliff 10 years ago
Well, somebody got that fetish out there..

Sentryz 11 years ago
NOPE * sees fat man rushing at me * NOPE NOPE NOPE * shoots self in head *

MC SKELLY 10 years ago
GET IN MY BELLYHH!!

Migdin1 10 years ago
So i lick my adult armpit? WILL MY ARMPIT GROW SUPER FAST UNTIL IT IS AN ADULT ARMPIT!!! :-O

Lonely Pizza 7 years ago
Lol underrated comment

Cassie Rice 13 years ago
I enjoy showers. It's a good place to think.

yeashg 3 years ago
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GamerGirlPPP 8 years ago
I... I... no words. Eww

Pusheeny 8 years ago
Ima just.. *lifts dads armpit*

KatCat 8 years ago
I hate showers. I smell fine. I don't need one. *Reads this, mouse over the button, about to click* Heck no!

TheDisguisedFlamingo 8 years ago
Shower thoughts... Wheres the upside?

Jakob666 9 years ago
Id likely put like plastic on my tongue and just like .y armpit(it doesn't say your tongue has to touch the armpit)

PAWPatrolFanatic 9 years ago
It only said every OTHER month

Chris2503 9 years ago
You know there is somthing like deodorand and unless licking armpits is your job you van have this supperpower for just a bit of werking at your job and then buying it😂😂

AWeabooOnTheInternet 9 years ago
OH GOD NO I DONT WANT TO LICK SOMEONE ARMPIT

Awesomeegurl1001 9 years ago
I like showering!!

WoodStuff 9 years ago
3[666]1 no press XD

jfu 9 years ago
Showering is lit

grene dae 10 years ago
As long as I don't get any viruses from licking that man"s armpit....

Tiopick 10 years ago
Eww why his armpits

Domsheit 10 years ago
Sooo. I could just lick my own armpit.

kaneki Ackerman 10 years ago
Get that good tangy flavor

ThePaulDude 10 years ago
EURGH! GOD NO! Just use deodorant every day.

Imaunicornshh 10 years ago
Well if I press the button I will never know the reason for life

thelostnyancats 11 years ago
lol never take showeys then you dont lick armpit n

Pastel-Cringe13 9 years ago
Does u do the grammerz.

IDontBelieveInYou 11 years ago
ermm NO!

Magickat 11 years ago
Eew, that's so gross! No way, I'll just keep showering.

MLG_Noob9920 11 years ago
I'll lick my dads armpit..

Burpmurpfurp 11 years ago
Fuck no, i'd puke on his armpits.

Joemoebob 11 years ago
I WON'T JUST LICK HIS ARMPIT. I WILL EAT IT OFF.

Gingerlove 11 years ago
Your gross and lol

Sarah Fredrickson 13 years ago
Smelling good and being clean are completely different.

Lola Demarce 13 years ago
"even when you don't have taken a shower" Dead.

Bryan Foley 13 years ago
Lick my own armpit?

carson18 6 years ago
it says you have to lick a fat mans armpit and if your fat it cannot be yours
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The platypus 11 years ago
joke's on you, I'm int that shit.

demetrius5191 11 years ago
the words hell and no come to mind

HeyHeyHey2000 11 years ago
this is stupid just take a shower everyday

Danster09 8 years ago
Lol I love how this app says shit like 2 years ago and stuff. Pretty sure its fake.

Blake Walker 13 years ago
I already smell great.

Weavileforce 11 years ago
You'd still have to take showers, since you can still be covered in bacteria.

Welp. 11 years ago
What if i was a fat man? would that count?

PrinzessDina 11 years ago
Or I can just shower

SnowDino 7 years ago
I DONT JUST WANNA SMELL GOOD I ALSO WANNA BE CLEAN IT NEVER SAID ILL BE CLEAN WAAAAA

agrarianToast 12 years ago
i actually enjoy showers

Hoovyspoovygroovy 10 years ago
How bout no?

AwesomeKitteh12 11 years ago
It's simple... SHOWER!!! And btw that grammar makes me laugh

CreaperKing3800 10 years ago
dosent haft to be a long lick just a tap with your toung

Gingerlove 11 years ago
Who knows what has been near that armpit I mean it could be pizza soda lint

AnnaZanella 9 years ago
I CLICKED IT WRONG ALDJAKDKKDJKKS

Josue Marquez 13 years ago
Hygiene must be so difficult.

Zilverwingz 11 years ago
just because you don't stink doesn't mean your not dirty so you still have to shower, but you don't have to worry about deodorant or anything. teh catch is disgusting but kinda worth it
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