Will You Press The Button?

fragos 2 months ago

killing one murderer won't decrease the number of murderers but killing two will

RNJR 9 years ago

Kill rapists.

Sky_bee 3 years ago

I will be joining you

DrDjent 6 years ago

no hesitation.

235x0 2 years ago

No mercy

_Wendell_ 6 years ago

I will kill everyone

Shadow_Sage757 11 years ago

That is sick

Cody Mayo 13 years ago

Time to kill [insert pretentious, cocky, horrible celebrity here].

daboi989 2 years ago

Trump. Easiest fill of my life

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Malcolmxt 11 years ago

You would fell horrible it's evil why would you do this

Mimic_Lord 2 years ago

You (probably) wouldn't if you killed the right person, like a dictator or a deranged serial killer

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Josh Brown 13 years ago

Is this how you join the modern Dark Brotherhood?

Hogger440 8 years ago

Flex like this

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iiMysstiiic 7 years ago

Sounds like free money

NobodySpecial 7 years ago

How is that a downside

Stick_Zero_Anims 7 years ago

Im hitman now BIACH

TurtleShroom 10 years ago

Goodbye Dylan Roof.

Carl-Michael Hammond 13 years ago

I presume this means we can choose who we like to kill, so I would kill someone who is in agonising pain already and is going to die in a few days anyway. So I put them out of their misery, they are happy and I have Â£5000 or an equivalent. I would feel a little guilty afterwards though.

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

HILARY CAN'T BE ELECTED!!!

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Nathan Marchand 13 years ago

How did more people not say they'd do this?

Christian Exerath Crowley 13 years ago

id walk around stabbing people lol

Maryanne Oketch 13 years ago

I kill a criminal... loophole.

Nono577 4 years ago

No I agree here, killing a criminal isn’t inherently a loophole. Being an executioner on death row maybe, but then there’s a few issues with the whole nobody will know part. Even then, unless you’re a psychopath it’ll still weigh on your mind. I don’t think there really is a loophole for this one

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Thomas Marley 13 years ago

Mitt Romney here I come!

DerpyDolphin 11 years ago

46 is 3

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ASAEDRIS 9 years ago

i would kill justin beiber, but the eye-contact thing kinda kills it...

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BatshitCrazy 4 years ago

Jesus, someone make a list. I'm ready to go!

Pisswasser Pete 10 years ago

Does the entire Jewish/African races count as a person? If so I press yes.

Mitchell Dones 13 years ago

Brutal man

GrungyOnGmod 9 years ago

KIll triggly puff

robi777 11 years ago

This is not a question...this is my life

TurnedIntoAFinch 6 years ago

*casually goes back to the 1700s using powers from a button i pressed a couple minutes back*

CrimsonLotus 10 years ago

Look straight at the people you kill; don't take your eyes of them for a second. And don't ever forget them, because I promise they won't forget you

Puppypuppypuppygh7 11 years ago

I did not understand this one

sodn 10 years ago

I'm not a big fan of murder can (insert terrorist name here) attack me first

Jackowhacko 11 years ago

even if you don't live in UK it can turn into your countrys dollors...

legionivory 9 years ago

So basically I'm getting paid $5,000 to be an assassin, AND I get away with it? Shit, this is downside-free.

keganmonster 11 years ago

killy: what are you doing? killer: killing you killy: why? killer: to get money killy: dead...

Matthewwww 2 years ago

Most of these comments are about killing multiple people. That not what the question says.

NathanClark 10 years ago

Donald trump

Tom Bombadil 12 years ago

Justin Bieber exists. Downside not found. I can't believe there's only a single comment saying that.

Lucas019492941 10 years ago

YOU CALL *THAT* A -?

Yuleneverguess 3 years ago

Never said I had to kill someone. It just insures that I do not get caught for my actions if i do decide to help carry someone else's soul into the afterlife. ._.

CheesePlayerYT 10 years ago

Bye bye Justin Bieber

Peradox 12 years ago

Kill someone you hate, or kill someone who deserves it. Or both.

BladeoftheArbiter 8 years ago

Yessssssssssss

Babagaming 9 years ago

You"re basically contractkiller

Davimalu 11 years ago

What if I pay something 2000 to kill him. So I still get 3000?

Oldiron_79 9 years ago

(Opens sex offender registry to find target)

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GalaxyBrainLoopholes 5 years ago

imagine a dude just walk up to you, look you in the eye, and you just start having a heart attack

willrelf92 10 years ago

I couldn't envisage myself ever killing somebody, whether there was monetary motivation behind it or not.

Corey Moll 13 years ago

I could agree to this for killing like a drug lord or white collar criminal, but not an innocent person, so i said no.

BriteTaylor 10 years ago

Huh?

tydickson 11 years ago

Ty Dickson

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