Will You Press The Button?

Pressing this button will cause you to experience the most intense and pleasurable orgasm you will ever experience. You can press this button as much as you want.

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Your health deteriorates the more you press the button.

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ZanyOracle239 years ago

Why get from a button which will slowly kill me what I can get from your mom with no drawbacks?

Gravityfallsfan2 years ago

B R U H

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Dan arnets 9 years ago

My parents are in front of me

LeftTesticleOfKrom8 years ago

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

freemind9 years ago

I can finally die doing the thing I love

WaterFlame927 years ago

Same here. Which is you"re mom.

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Donderpants9 years ago

"Health" isn't very specific. I'm going to take that to mean that a single cell dies every time.

Jsouth_Games7 years ago

E X A C T L Y

BambieTheButtonSlapper8 years ago

It didn't work.

I find all the loopholes9 years ago

Go to a button that makes you invincible and immortal. Problem solved

markiplierfan28 years ago

immortality is bad

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The-fat-cat4 years ago

I’m asexual

Doritoesforever7 years ago

That button lied to me

TurtleShroom8 years ago

The fact that people press this makes me sad. There is so much more to life than fornication.

capncreeper9 years ago

Dobby Bieber had too many orgasms. Dobby Bieber now has Ebola

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

Dobby must pleaser my penis.

Jack Morris12 years ago

What did the box on the right say?

Inverse-cross2 years ago

you are just right

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Akwa9 years ago

Pretty sure orgasms are supposed to be good for you... And also, GET A LIFE AND DO IT YOURSELF INSTEAD OF PRESSING A FREAKING BUTTON!

Jackson Ward12 years ago

yolo

stormmanic8 years ago

More like ebolo #ryan higa

Jessica Emmas12 years ago

doing this would diminish the experience of the real thing

spaceinvader9009 years ago

I wanna live

Kittycatmax069 years ago

Ou like to play mincraft on the ipad?

WoodStuff8 years ago

idk

J3susl1v3s3 years ago

No thanks

A sir9 years ago

M'lady

david_hunterâ™¤9 years ago

50% really lets masturbate our fellings

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

Whats an orgasm!? I don't care, my dick is exited, so I must please it.

Memeber8 years ago

When someone climaxes, they have an orgasm, and a male will excrete sperm from their penis.

InsaniacDuo9 years ago

I can imagine a man holding the button in a corner of seven cradling the device in strawman arms. From his crooked mouth, he screams, "MY PRECIOUS."

Imdaoneya7 years ago

I used a wheel

sluttershy11 years ago

It didn't work.

lilylunapotter9 years ago

i have no words for this idiotic question

ThePaulDude7 years ago

Oh well, guess I'll die with a giant grin on my face then.

Corey Lee12 years ago

Work out eat healthy press button repeat

Mr. Nobody9 years ago

I pressed it and nothing happened. THE BUTTON LIES!!

TheGiratina278 years ago

already pressed one for infinite health and immortality soooooo...

CresentMoon9 years ago

Nah. It's just carnal desires speaking. No thanks

Victor_Z_Awesome9 years ago

49% is stupid.

Comrade_Sowbeast3609 years ago

I would pres it a few times

Unxchanted4 years ago

There is no upside

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Anglefish9 years ago

What the hell

Conor Drollinger12 years ago

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

RapperdoesMC9 years ago

WTF KINDA QUESTION IS THIS? I press 'No' because idgaf.

mariomalachi9 years ago

What a way to die

nubs8 years ago

no downside tho

Jagani Galvez12 years ago

im waitin

Dj-dan2 years ago

What is an orgasm?

thesamo6999 years ago

my health ([] )

Best name8 years ago

Press it then give myself time to heal.

jeracoo9 years ago

Ð¯ - reversed R

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

51/49 now...

Degmograndfather9 years ago

I would rather to try to find and experience it with someone then just do it with myself.

Yoshi7117 years ago

what if someones in church and they press this button

fawful10 years ago

(Pants turn white ) nothing to see here

Blackhawk1707 years ago

I didn't jiz my pants

Unknown229 years ago

im 11 i know what that is and ohhhh i just now am getting a erection

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