Will You Press The Button?

T._Lost_is_a_good_boi 2 years ago

There are many buttons where the downside is actually a direct/indirect consequence of the upside (most commonly, “you become immortal but you will watch your loved ones die/float in the cold vacuum of space”). This is one of those buttons where the reverse is the case.

thisisminenow 10 years ago

You don't need to destroy humanity to get rid of the patriarchy. It's a lot easier than that. Here, I'll show you ... oh look, no patriarchy

Ktulu1701 9 years ago

If there"s a patriarchy women wouldn't be able to speak freely about the "rights they don't have" or have as many different roles in different jobs/businesses. If you want to see real sexism, go to the middle East where women have acid poured on their face... [Show full comment]

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Omegus 9 years ago

LOOPHOLE: According to feminism, gender is simply a social construct. If that IS true, females ARE males, and males ARE females. Therefore, one gender is abusing itself, and there IS no patriarchy.

Omegus 9 years ago

...which means the human race cannot end.

GhostGirl627 11 years ago

Finally, something that can get rid of humans!

Good_Shepherd 11 years ago

Patriarchy already doesn't exist sooooo, theres no need to push the button.

Dantheman10 9 years ago

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Chez3 9 years ago

What patriarchy? Oh! You mean that thing that doesn't exist!

TheRealDealDean 7 years ago

Distruction of nonexistent construct (anymore) to end Humanity? Hell no!

Yensy Polanco 13 years ago

i see no down side

RedHotDanger 5 years ago

Down with the human race!

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JP Sands 13 years ago

"Sniff" I smell feminist hyenas.... "Sniff"

boooiiii 5 years ago

*sniff* *sniff* I smell a long dead necro thread

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dragonbornkiller909 8 years ago

What patriarchy

JosephChambers 8 years ago

lonely pizza is ULTRON! JUST KIDDING

LoLsaur334 9 years ago

How canu destroy something that doesn't exist???

Zack_zack 9 years ago

There is no fucking patriarchy

getsherket500 9 years ago

end of humans=no good

Your-Face-is-Enforip 9 years ago

The human race is terrible! We are destroying the world instead of helping everything alive! >B)

EastonPolnick 9 years ago

It doesnt specify when the human race will die, so it could be in 1 billion years, ahhh the loopholes

Engieneer900 9 years ago

Potato.

flamber 9 years ago

I get to end all human life? YES

Danger-Noodle 10 years ago

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LuciferIsMySpiritAnimal 9 years ago

But what if I tell you I pressed the button to end the human race?

Tumlet 10 years ago

Chose to press because of the supposing downside

PhoenixAshes 10 years ago

What is patriarchy?

christian W 11 years ago

EXTERMINATE EXTERMENATE!

LegonTW 11 years ago

Who wrote this? A feminist 50 shades fan ?

Veris Marock 13 years ago

I WILL BURN THE PATRIARCHY TO THE GROUND AND RULE OVER WOMAN KI-...wait a minute...

The-yogohero 9 years ago

Lol

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MyNameJeff 12 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

GamerBoyBobduran 9 years ago

🖕

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Christian Exerath Crowley 13 years ago

i hated the human race anyway.

Phantom Presses Buttons 10 years ago

IM TRIGGERED¡!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My name is Tom 11 years ago

8580 feminists... wow....

ChAos_MaStTa 9 years ago

What if we all turn into cyborgs? We’re not human anymore.

dudeguy 12 years ago

who would have won the human race in the end? does using cars or other vehicles count?

PokerfaceCat 9 years ago

When will the human race end, though? Maybe it ends after 100000000000000 years pass, and we can live a better life for 100000000000000 years.

Htj108 5 years ago

i think Eren Yeager made this one.

Danny LeÃ³n 13 years ago

There is no downside. Destruction of patriarchy AND end of human race?

AnytaRoel 9 years ago

Since the patriarchy doesn't exist I'm just saying yes for killing everyone.

JjButtonBoi 9 years ago

And yourself

Warrior101 11 years ago

At least I'll go to heaven.

Warrior101 11 years ago

Why is there a rn there?

Yumi_chan27 11 years ago

Patriarchy don't even exist in the first place

Bish-pls 8 years ago

Thank god I’m not human then!

lol 11 years ago

STOP DOING THIS ITS FAKE I TRIED:DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten ... [Show full comment]

person#1 11 years ago

Wait u actually tried it

rugratboy 9 years ago

even if we die people think its better for the world yet with everything we made the world will die sense every job will be empty so everything toxic nuclear or anything dangerous will get out of control and end the world so end one thing and destroy the w... [Show full comment]

Dinorex Drago 10 years ago

Humans must die

Izel_Vinters 11 years ago

Why is this debatable? Hell no to ending my existance!

dolphinlover609 11 years ago

what is the point of ending this if no people exist anymore?

L2Hax13 7 years ago

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Szymon Arabas 13 years ago

Kinda defeats the purpose...

Fuckoffmate 10 years ago

I smell chromosomes

Squidgymule6207 10 years ago

Mwahahahahahahaha

vbr 11 years ago

anyway if if you kill the human race patriarchy ends because WOULD NOT HUMANS

Intellectual Donkey 10 years ago

What's the fucking point? I want to rule the world not kill all of humanity.

JjButtonBoi 9 years ago

But your a human to so you would die to...

cybro974 5 years ago

Choosing end of human race is the best option cuz that means you can sit out on your lawn chair and watch has the world burns down around you knowing it"s because of you pressing a button.

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