Will You Press The Button?

Radioactive Arcade 11 years ago

Son, I would buy you an iPhone but the cashier was a fat pervert

Tokimi 7 years ago

Lol

hiyouhumans 11 years ago

"Yo I'll fuck you for that entire stable of horses"

Lucaribro501 11 years ago

I will change my name to Danny sexbang.

Tman6152 10 years ago

10/10 best ross impersonator

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Jonan4tor 11 years ago

What's the downside?

ThePaulDude 5 years ago

STDs

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Ellisboy223 11 years ago

so i get a Bugatti by having sex? HELL YA!!

TonightBladeJoinsTheHunt 10 years ago

I've driven a bugatti and you will die. It doesn't turn well

Rae Ickler 13 years ago

but just imagine though "i'll give you a blowjob for this piece of gum"

Babes 10 years ago

I'll give you -train goes by- for that gum after you"ve chewed it.

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Cheshire shadow 10 years ago

this would change where you shop. and how much you spend on everything......

Dannybionic 4 years ago

Yeah now I would go to the Sainsbury"s local by my house and go on massive spending sprees

beandaddyo 10 years ago

If I'm the most talent and famous lover, that makes me the richest man in the world!

Pantelope 8 years ago

I want some mcdonalds

Dannybionic 4 years ago

Wrong I think a McDonald"s is worth a blowjob and/or a good handjob

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xXxGirxXx 12 years ago

So just a little bit like Finnick Odair?

StormyAnne 8 years ago

I FUCKING LOVE YOU NOW!!! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE, BUT YOU UNDERSTAND MY MIND!!!!!!!!!

OverSpn 10 years ago

We can do anal if you can give me a kitten. Aight, let's do it in the back

xilemile123 10 years ago

i would only buy things from girls

Dannybionic 4 years ago

Smort

Jackson Waite 13 years ago

Hire a hot maid to do all of your shopping

DJ Duck 10 years ago

XD U WON THE INTERNET

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Asraaw 11 years ago

Doesn't matter, had sex

DomZ127 9 years ago

Win/win.

Jaraskur 9 years ago

Just buy thinks from sexy persons ... How would you pay a whore ? 🤔

Tokimi 7 years ago

You would have to do it with them twice LOL

Supersamurai999 10 years ago

What if you are a boy

coycoymonkey554 10 years ago

Umm I'm 12 so what will this do for me?

YellowCandy8432 3 years ago

same

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Ryan Cadd 13 years ago

Only buy things from sexy people.

Axlar Overkill 13 years ago

Guys, don't you realize that this would make getting ridiculously expensive things easy? I mean, you could get an entire mansion for a blowjob. A yacht. Fund any project just by giving blowjobs. Dude. This would be very useful.

Francesco Tessarin 13 years ago

what's the problem :D im ready

SupremeMemes 9 years ago

It"s some what like being a prostitute

xXAlpacalypseXx 11 years ago

Do you get paid with Viagra? How does this work?

Cycer_Ies 9 months ago

Where is the "but"?

Crimson Mcd Gregory 13 years ago

Think about how much your sexual favors would be worth though. I'm thinking a hj would be worth at least $100. You could get a mansion with oral.

tallflipkick 11 years ago

ok sex life here i come

yesmann 6 years ago

doesnt matter had sex

dankmemes101 9 years ago

ew no I'm asexual

Soupah Mario 11 years ago

Only buy things from attractive people.

BloodyAnimeKiller 9 years ago

no, just NO

CoolJerry69 2 years ago

i hope i don't run into any asexual cashiers, eeyikes!

Trevor Craft 13 years ago

ron jermey

Wafflez R Life 11 years ago

Dude if all I had to do was give a bunch of bj's to get a mansion, an iPhone, or pretty much anything I want then I'm up for it

pink sheep 10 years ago

What if it's a guy buying something from a guy That would be mesed up

Anonymously judging 10 years ago

Unless you're gay

(TEAM FORTRESS 2) 4 LIFE 11 years ago

You are the most lover of all times+if you wanna sex is for free+ free things+ ALL HOT CHICKS WANT SUCK YOUR DICK FOR FREE= no 1 no 2 no 3 but 4 FUCKING WINS IT ISNT A DILEMMA ITS A MIRACOLE

Savage95000 8 years ago

Just buy from hot ladies problem solved

tydickson 11 years ago

Ty Dickson

FUCK DIS SPAM 11 years ago

Just fuck you!

DDC037 9 years ago

What if you get a whore?

mayb20 9 years ago

ill wink at you suductivly if you give me (insert thing here)

Klarix 11 years ago

Damn,is this some porn plot?

VelocityRaptor28 11 years ago

most likely

IslaMackenzie1 6 years ago

So, your telling me i"m getting a lambo if i fuck you? HELL YES I"LL FUCK YOU FOR YEARS!

WhyNot 11 years ago

There are to many wais around it

MidnightWidow87 9 years ago

Now this is just getting gross...

Cap 11 years ago

Hahahahaha why just why just why

abluedue 12 years ago

I'll just buy from attractive people.

stevevevev 11 years ago

... Buy things of sexy people of course... infact id buy stuff more often

Tokimi 7 years ago

Meh I'll just settle it with handjobs -_-

pink sheep 10 years ago

Lol

ChubbyWaffle22 11 years ago

Ya install win only downside other guys or if ladies other ladies.

VesHeil 11 years ago

In a world where you can only pay for anything with sex, you can buy anything with sex, so, you could just hire a top dollar sexy maid/butler to go out and buy things for you. Pay them in sex, send them out to shop, done deal. You get all the fame and fun without having to sex up random cashiers.

Cheshire shadow 10 years ago

predictable too. because if you're a straight guy and theres no women at the counter you probably won't do it.

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