Will You Press The Button?

thomasthetrainlover19699 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE FUCKED IN THE ASSHOLE ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY NICHOLAS CAGE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. stroke your dick ten times (if you don't have ...[Show full comment]

AnonymousInnit4 years ago

Done bitch.

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TheThirteenthDoctor8 years ago

It doesn't say you ONLY have to use a nokia phone

Maxtheperson3 years ago

Lol true

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Ohdead9 years ago

Ill just use the first ipod cuz i get credit

JessicaRichardson7 years ago

They never specified what Nokia phone. Hellooooo Nokia Lumia

BananasAreAwesome7 years ago

Nokia 3310 here I come

mrjij9 years ago

need money but not phone

Doug Powers12 years ago

just turned on the nuclear bomb effect. It's pretty cool... but it takes FOREVER

Isaac Estevez12 years ago

lumia. nuff said

Ruggero Maricchiolo12 years ago

I'll USE IT TO BEAT MOTHERF***RS!!!

Nate_beast9 years ago

laptops, i pads, downside?

Brent Burdick12 years ago

Nokia has smartphones, but it doesn't matter anyway because who says you can't have 2 phones?

JamesJay8 years ago

Write a book about it make millions and chill

Mr2_wei6 years ago

Nokia makes smartphones tho

Matthew Herbon12 years ago

And then get the royalties for making the iPod...

Dayvis9 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE FUCKED IN THE ASSHOLE ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY NICHOLAS CAGE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. stroke your dick ten times (if you don't have ...[Show full comment]

Captian_Viridian_VVVVVV8 years ago

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godorninja9 years ago

i gat a free weapon AND i get credit for the first ipod SWEET where is the down side :D

HumanPerson9 years ago

You switch the two around

DONG DADDY10 years ago

Nokia makes smartphones.... DUMBASS. http://www.bestbuy.com/site/nokia-lumia-635-4g-lte-with-8gb-memory-cell-phone-cyan-sprint/2819038.p?id=1219563657104&skuId=2819038&ref=06&loc=01&ci_src=14110944&ci_sku=2819038&extensionType=pla:g&s_kwcid=PTC!pla!!!7869...[Show full comment]

NICEBOY1237 years ago

I hate those phones and fame is not that important to me

Liswag Hipstner12 years ago

I didn't press it because of the IPod part, using a Nokia 3310 wouldn't be bad tho

Chez38 years ago

Those phones are literally indestructible.

UltralegoGamer9 years ago

Switched upside and downside.

Shun-Nichi Shiohata12 years ago

It doesn't said WHAT kind of nokia so...

3web8 years ago

never said i couldn't buy a second phone as an alternative

Kevin5139 years ago

No cause fuck Apple!

Dark224 years ago

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Toronto Club Boiz9 years ago

I dont want to be the creator of the first iTrash

Lelsanic10 years ago

Nokia phones have a world record. I'll take it.

TotalWeirdo7 years ago

I already use a Nokia so no downside.

lauren_love10 years ago

Nokia's are indestructible so I win creation of iPads and a phone to smash a skull

Melon_Zebra7 years ago

At least I won't drop and break the phone.

tammen9 years ago

Credit is overrated. Now, if I got a ROYALTY of all iPod sales, then we're talking.

bronyaaron8 years ago

Not interested in either.

firewaffle9 years ago

I would be rich.

Josh Henton12 years ago

I still use a nokia now. Gimme them royalty cheques.

fbsueryitl9 years ago

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Goomba9 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE FUCKED IN THE ASSHOLE ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY NICHOLAS CAGE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. stroke your dick ten times (if you don't have ...[Show full comment]

pokemonfanatic10225 years ago

New Nokia"s actually look pretty nice. Or do you mean specifically the old 3310?

Dayvis9 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE FUCKED IN THE ASSHOLE ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY NICHOLAS CAGE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. stroke your dick ten times (if you don't have ...[Show full comment]

Captian_Viridian_VVVVVV8 years ago

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