Will You Press The Button?

thomasthetrainlover19699 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE FUCKED IN THE ASSHOLE ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY NICHOLAS CAGE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. stroke your dick ten times (if you don't have ...[Show full comment]

AnonymousInnit4 years ago

Done bitch.

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TheThirteenthDoctor8 years ago

It doesn't say you ONLY have to use a nokia phone

Maxtheperson3 years ago

Lol true

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Ohdead9 years ago

Ill just use the first ipod cuz i get credit

JessicaRichardson7 years ago

They never specified what Nokia phone. Hellooooo Nokia Lumia

BananasAreAwesome7 years ago

Nokia 3310 here I come

mrjij9 years ago

need money but not phone

Doug Powers12 years ago

just turned on the nuclear bomb effect. It's pretty cool... but it takes FOREVER

Isaac Estevez12 years ago

lumia. nuff said

Ruggero Maricchiolo12 years ago

I'll USE IT TO BEAT MOTHERF***RS!!!

Melon_Zebra7 years ago

At least I won't drop and break the phone.

tammen9 years ago

Credit is overrated. Now, if I got a ROYALTY of all iPod sales, then we're talking.

lauren_love10 years ago

Nokia's are indestructible so I win creation of iPads and a phone to smash a skull

firewaffle9 years ago

I would be rich.

Josh Henton12 years ago

I still use a nokia now. Gimme them royalty cheques.

bronyaaron8 years ago

Not interested in either.

pokemonfanatic10225 years ago

New Nokia"s actually look pretty nice. Or do you mean specifically the old 3310?

Dayvis9 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE FUCKED IN THE ASSHOLE ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY NICHOLAS CAGE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. stroke your dick ten times (if you don't have ...[Show full comment]

Captian_Viridian_VVVVVV8 years ago

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fbsueryitl9 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Goomba9 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE FUCKED IN THE ASSHOLE ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY NICHOLAS CAGE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. stroke your dick ten times (if you don't have ...[Show full comment]

A Helpful Duck10 years ago

I don't even have a phone. This would benefit me regardless...

ThatOneCoolNerd7 years ago

Hey, those things are indestructible. Like Jiren.

Burasta11 years ago

Have you seen the new Nokia phones?! This isn't a downside!

NateCuber7 years ago

lol you need to switch sentences

Zoroark 9 years ago

Sadly I already have a lumiaðŸ˜¢

FineSarcasm8 years ago

I get an unbreakable brick phone--

imavirginnn4 years ago

hey, look at my pfp

nina savoy10 years ago

I hate apple

Cheeseee7 years ago

The DOWNSIDE is supposed to be at the bottom

NeverTheSame9 years ago

MONEY MONEY MONEY

jshaw717 years ago

He didn't say which Nokia phone we have to use when we press the button...

Melanin Coating9 years ago

Nokia is a brand. If you meant the brick you need to specify

I Press Buttons10 years ago

i already use a nokia, no downside

Bonny9 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE FUCKED IN THE ASSHOLE ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY NICHOLAS CAGE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. stroke your dick ten times (if you don't have ...[Show full comment]

Captian_Viridian_VVVVVV8 years ago

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Deniz Demir12 years ago

lol Nokia Lumia 1020 b*tches ^.^

Margra07158 years ago

I hate Apple

TheOOOF5 years ago

I see only fucking downsides

Louise Worsnop Gardyne12 years ago

i have a nokia lumia 800 already ha! :)

Dayvis9 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE FUCKED IN THE ASSHOLE ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY NICHOLAS CAGE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. stroke your dick ten times (if you don't have ...[Show full comment]

Captian_Viridian_VVVVVV8 years ago

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Deathblade279 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]