Everything you touch will become gold and/or diamonds
but
You can never touch another person again
I will not


BrotherOatslast month
It’s fine because it said “another person” it never said I can’t still touch myself ;)

Maharid5 months ago
I CAN touch a person, it will not be a person again after. But i'd say no, without a swith-off or something to prevent it i will make myself gold in a few minute.

SICKlast year
The gold and the diamonds will make you rich.But if you cannot touch what you want.obviously I won't

Appalachian8 years ago
Technically we’re never touching anything scientifically.

GamingPlanet9 years ago
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Rhinorulz8 years ago
Scientifically you have NEVER touched anything other than your father"s sperm. It is physically impossible to have no space between two objects, as they would end up being the same object.
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LunaIsTotallyNotTrash9 years ago
King Midas anybody?

P78 years ago
ME MIDAS!?

NinjaGarz9 years ago
Do I get wash it off in a river then get donkey ears too?

P78 years ago
Itachi Uchiha, is that you?

Bence85prof8 years ago
I don t touch them, they touch me

AlexForslund7 years ago
Well of you stand om the grund woulden't the Earth turn into a Golfen Globe..

AlexForslund7 years ago
I meant tog say Gold Globe

DecentDoe7 years ago
This will stop peoflies

Leone Zeka12 years ago
doesnt say my dick cant touch another person either way you can jus war gloves.

Adri13sall2 years ago
Smart
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ArKade477 years ago
How would you wear clothes? Also, Midas reference.

The_Darkstar8 years ago
Midas

SAKO4444GODZ8 years ago
u nvr touch anything ever...

SAKO4444GODZ8 years ago
thx vsauce video
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The_Explorer8 years ago
First comes the blessing of all that you"ve dreamed, But then comes the curses of diamonds and rings. Only at first did it have its appeal, but now you can't tell the false from the real.

DotStar8 years ago
OMG IMAGINE FOR LIFEEEE

Codenamefirestarter 9 years ago
I don't want to suffocate from lack of air so I'm good

Lamvbk9 years ago
I cant touch my junk so no

Lilydream097 years ago
Labvbk you a weirdo

Luis Ryukizi12 years ago
This story sounds familiar...

popdo692 years ago
Cough Midis touch Cough Cough Is a curse Cough Cough(worth it)
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Sea Hitler9 years ago
We will have too much gold, so its going to be less costy.

sIeepyhead7 years ago
but you don't really touch them because of your atoms. they just get really really close, its scientific fact i think.

wildfire2349 years ago
i am king midas, not!

GoldenApple10 years ago
COME ON I WANNA KILL PEOPLE BY TOUCH

Codingmaster3984 years ago
Well that"s kind of a shame...

spook dogg9 years ago
gloves???

xX_FABRIZ_Xx9 years ago
no more hugs T.T

Murder123afk5 years ago
It is Impossible because atoms never touch

Blank729 years ago
king midas

joman69778 years ago
it"s as if I have heard of this before....

Lilydream097 years ago
No I touch my family my friends literally anyone I know

TheTrueBlueSonicFan9 years ago
Touch the rainbow, taste the rainbow

Skull4ever8 years ago
So i die from dehydration?

maia_x9 years ago
how r u meant to browse the internet?

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komejikoishi10 months ago
a golden glove

Thermophile9 years ago
Wait, can you not touch them at all, or you can't because you'd turn them into gold?

sentientbutton7 years ago
okay, but I'm not touching anything rn technically, cos the atoms repel each other

21st Century Caveman10 years ago
Guess some people haven't read about King Mittus

Nemmo4 years ago
I never had plans on touching someone

MrSteroids9 years ago
you're touching yourself all the time, you would instantly become a statue

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LeiaTheCool9 years ago
This is like that dumb king guy who turned his girl into gold.

aproy9 years ago
No, here, you can't even touch them, period.

MemesquadRyan8 years ago
you can wear gloves ,idiots

namreniM8 years ago
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aname9 years ago
midas

ButtonGod7 years ago
I like being lonely

IanIs2cool4skool9 years ago
if I touch them do they turn to gold, if so, I am all in!

sven11339 years ago
Doesn't say someone else can't touch you

Teemu9 years ago
No

The Zesty Fork 699 years ago
I can mass produce gold and diamonds for lots of money.

Panifex8 years ago
You can't eat burgers, fries, pizza, chips, tacos, sandwiches, fried chicken, and a lot of other things
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