Will You Press The Button?

KittyBee 10 years ago

MISS U WENT OVER THE SPEED LIMIT!!! *weird macaroni sounds come out of mouth* oh sorry to another you sweetie did u steel a cookie???? *macaroni noises* ok ill go ask you sister

KittyBee 10 years ago

bother you* and then a diff story LOL

Cody James Carter 13 years ago

"DID YOU KILL THIS MAN?" *macaroni noises* "Oh...I see. Sorry for your time.."

Kittenclaw 10 years ago

This made me laugh way harder than it should have XD

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mandiv65 10 years ago

Made me laugh harder than i should have 😂😂😂

KV 9 years ago

Same

LilacPetal 11 years ago

Hell yes, your voice would sound delicious :)

JuJu_Shimmer 10 years ago

mmmmm

Conductor_We_Have_A_Problem 11 years ago

"Do you own this stolen item?" *macaroni and wooden spoon noises* "That's what good pussy sounds like."

mylee1234 8 years ago

So you can smooth talk your way out of anything, But nobody understands what your saying?? Yeah TOTALLY makes sense.

TeamKobus2 10 years ago

Judge: Sir. You"re convicted for robbing the the world bank. *me: no, no sir. It was the janitor and i didn't do anything* Judge: Well shit. You"re free

Goddessss 9 years ago

At least it will sound like good pussy.

WhiteHatHacker 9 years ago

Downside?

Iamsuasidal 9 years ago

Hell no! Ima singer I need this voice to stay beautiful

superninja44889 8 years ago

If you sound like mac and cheese being stirred, your voice is beautiful.

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Cxero 10 years ago

Broski there's still adoption and surrogate parents. Plus no condom during sex

Andrew-avyx 11 years ago

My voice sounds like that to me, but not to others, if I pressed the button. And besides, that would be halarious.

Andy Scrivener 13 years ago

I'd rather talk horribly but sound like Morgan Freeman

Alice Wilde 13 years ago

Dem Sexy Macaroni Noises Though

Patricia Davies 13 years ago

doesnt matter had sex

Thiccnos 8 years ago

What the fuck does that have to do with the question?

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kingsling345 11 years ago

i can smooth my way into the bed and have sex

Dragon_Introvert 8 years ago

Octodad much?

Ianwubby 10 years ago

You could talk your way out of why your voice sounds like mac & cheese.

Xanaxzack 9 years ago

What"s the downside

EternalShadow 11 years ago

Police officer:"DID YOU KILL THIS FAMILY IN THEIR SLEEP?!" Me: "*macaroni and cheese noises*" Police officer: "Oh, okay. Sorry."

Brisingr 11 years ago

What even

:3 :3= :3 11 years ago

There's no downside!

Impredictable 5 years ago

What

BoazvanCaem 10 years ago

What?

Froppyisbae 8 years ago

This one had me dying just thinking about how it would sound

EpicCreeper666 10 years ago

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dankmemes101 9 years ago

fuck you

AdrianColt101 11 years ago

My mom makes it, and it's usually quiet, like me.

thepunmaster 10 years ago

...........what......

EclipseTDS 9 years ago

NO CAPES

RNShade 11 years ago

I sound delicious. ... Now I'm hungry.

missciera 9 years ago

thats what good pussy sounds like

Mr_spaghetti-hoops 7 months ago

I despise that noise, couldn’t think of anything worse fck that

BoeTies 12 years ago

My voice sounds delicious.

dankmemes101 9 years ago

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idontknowhowtohitthespacebar 11 years ago

god I'd have no friends.

ShadowShaper 10 years ago

I love the sound of macaroni being stirred :D

Davynavy02 11 years ago

How talk smooth if you can only say j FDA okdwllf

MikeBasil 6 years ago

What does “ sounds like max and cheese being stired even mean

Mickie Loo Baird 13 years ago

That sounds awesome.

SparklezQueen 11 years ago

macaroni and cheese being stirred is the most annoying sound *squelch squelch squelch* but yeah then there is sex

MrAwesomeDiamond 10 years ago

say hi to youtube

weeepingwillow 9 years ago

“That’s what good pussy sounds like”

Warriorcats17107 11 years ago

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dankmemes101 9 years ago

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:3 :3= :3 11 years ago

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RosieTheCockatiel 4 years ago

Wait if I made macaroni and cheese would it sound like me repeating “Macaroni and cheese” when I stirred?

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

“FBI OPEN UP!!!!” *stirring noises* “Macaroni and cheese macaroni and cheese macaroni and cheese” “Oh, wait. Wrong house. Carry on, ma’am, whatever it is you are doing.”

Doe John 13 years ago

Incidentally, sound of mac n cheese stirring is also the sound munching carpet sounds like.

BananaFrog 9 years ago

Downside?

Tswiftie 8 years ago

Ummm, what r macroni sounds?!.!?!

Coquipirate Goatlubber 13 years ago

I liked this one

Sinner 11 years ago

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hard decision maker 10 years ago

YOU NUKED THREE CITIES!!!!!!!! *Macaroni noises* oh ok sry for wasting your time and the dude saw him do it

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