Will You Press The Button?

Migdin18 years ago

41555 people have already done it, no need to press it

Jen Long12 years ago

Already have cancer. Bring it on, motherfuckers.

asxc5 days ago

f**k

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lexie15159 years ago

I pressed the button, but eventually cancer can mutate to become immune to the cure, so the cure would only work for a little, but become harder to find another cure after this one.But to save even a few lives is worth it

StormyAnne8 years ago

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Abadona_from_Undertale8 years ago

I have cancer. Im waiting for that cure.

Panifex7 years ago

I'm sorry that had to happen to you and your family

Charlene Ergina12 years ago

Cancer is literally like, "If I'm going down, your selfless ass is going down with me."

DarkMatter9 years ago

Totally

Death_Hope8 years ago

At least they found a cure for everyone else

Fatel7778 years ago

6666

Xbox Dailies9 years ago

#Sacrufice

Ben Harvey12 years ago

See, here's the problem with the cure for cancer. As soon as it's discovered, it will be destroyed. Rich corporations don't want people to have a one-time payment to cure their loved ones cancer; instead, they multiple large payments over a long period of time. So, the cure would be worthless.

Traptdemon3 years ago

People would make a fortune by selling the cure than supressing it. If they get cancer again the same solution would be the same outcome.

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Caribou3 years ago

No downside, as long as I don't die younger than I would anyway. And Alanis Morisette would sing about me.

UnicornPie11 years ago

As long as they give me credit and I die when I'm old

Endi9 years ago

Becoming a hero-kinda of

Spector9 years ago

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Chris01119 years ago

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Raf9 years ago

Upside: Cure for cancer. Downside: They find it via using your dead body. Another Upside: Hope it's a hot ass Doctor doing the autopsy

pussy9 years ago

If its in you wouldn't you get cured

SolarVanguard7 years ago

Im okay with going down in history playing a major role in curing cancer.

Saad Ippo Berserker12 years ago

I'm just being one sacrificing motherfucker !

blahblah10 years ago

If it means that I am saving others then I am fine with it.

Radonehere9 years ago

Omg rip

DansLesters10 years ago

Of course.

Roastingbitchessince19988 years ago

Whp died though

lol9 years ago

I'd rather have died and peiple are getting cured

hatgirl52529 years ago

Cancer is already curable . . .

abcx9 years ago

But not always.

LattiGaming9 years ago

FOR THE GOOD OF HUMANITY

ShiroHairedEyeCandy7 years ago

Why do I always click yes on the self-sacrificing one"s? Maybe I need to see a shrink...

Oskari Kilpi12 years ago

It doesn't specify when you die though.

IWontPressThatButton!9 years ago

Wouldn't you get cured?

Zacattac9 years ago

so i die and save lots of apple sure why not I'm bored XD

RamboCreativity8 years ago

Cure"s been around for almost 40 years but are they gonna tell you that? hell no lol.

Batman57579 years ago

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PowerPikachu10 years ago

At least I believe in an afterlife/reincarnation!

Spector9 years ago

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theguytholast year

The 26k people who decided otherwise: “my life is so meaningful!!!1 I hate solving all of my life and the world’s problems at the same time !!”

Messmaker11 years ago

I'm already dead, why not

dragonbornkiller9097 years ago

Doesn't say when you will die

Robert Reedy12 years ago

I'd be a coward if I didn't make this sacrifice. Or would I? How would this affect global overpopulation? So many unknowns...

Coolguy101ofawe9 years ago

For the world!

battalion wars 9 years ago

Noooooooo

Radonehere9 years ago

Die of cancer at 200 yrs

coolkid5410 years ago

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Chris01119 years ago

Hi. My name is JEagle9. I'd like to spread a message about something I have encountered more frequent than ever. Spam messages. These mostly tell a story or find the 2 or some other shenanigans. I am getting sick of these types of "comments" being visible ...[Show full comment]