Yeah but all you do is swim. That"s it. If a human finds you they'll bring you to some lab where you'll be experimented on, and probably be used for *ahem* "breeding" purposes.
I'll work in Krusty Krab to get money for my plastic surgery
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Etheallan10 years ago
How will I binge watch anmie?
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oblivionprincess12 years ago
Sweet I can be a siren and lure men to their deaths while I hang out with my mer friends
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Nal2 years ago
Nah not gonna be eaten by a shark
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FaSt3rMaSt3r11 years ago
A man can be a mermaid, right? RIGHT?
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bilboyou24 years ago
Then I'll finally be HOT
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XxVividxX11 years ago
I shall be a mermaid that can be a human above water. KABOOSH
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tsanriel9 years ago
I know a lot of people in Texas will be pressing it.
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Edgarlover3411 years ago
who wants to be a meremaid.... cuz i dont :I
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Kiara Clare P13 years ago
Yes please omg
adolphinmermaidtho
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WhiteLotusGod8 years ago
For all the guys in comments: THERES MERMEN AS WELL
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SrCell11 years ago
Why i want to breathe under water? And i don't want to be the second Little Mermaid...
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assassin9 years ago
how will i jack
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Infi11 years ago
Bananasplit
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your m...[Show full comment]
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LucasTheAwesomeBoss10 years ago
Yo I'm awesome
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Guydred334 11 years ago
No downside lol.
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LillyPadSplash11 years ago
Who needs land anyway?
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joshuab12311 years ago
downside??
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YouknowthatIcanhavewhatevernameIwantsodontdismeonthisplease8 years ago
UNDERR THE SEAA UNDER THE SEA UNDER THE SEE UNDER THE SEA DARLING IS PER- *cough* *cough* uhhh i meant surreee
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jc6666610 years ago
Ok
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Exo Lover12 years ago
FUCK LAND BOUT TO BE A FUCKING MERMAID WITH MY TRIDENT IM MERMAID QUEEN NO PERIODS EAT SEAFOOD MM AND MY GOLDEN SHELL BRA AND MY MAGICAL SPARKLE TAIL SUKA :D
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