You'll get to meet an alien race and learn about their culture, history, etc.
but
They will abduct you, put you in a cage and use you to learn about human behavior patterns
I will not


KidScion9 years ago
This weird human creature seems to be holding out one if it's "finger" things at us.

papersnake2 years ago
"It appears to be the one in the midlle"
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JustAnother18yo11 years ago
If I'm the only person they learn about human behavior from then they'll go to war with us for sure.

Takokat8 years ago
But I'm a cat, not a human

Shadeprime6 years ago
They not very bright
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Schalk van der Merwe12 years ago
As long as they don't probe my butthole...

idiot_999999999999999999999999999999999999999999994 years ago
lol there was a huge dell ad blocking me from pressing it
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JessicaMasterson7 years ago
Says to aleins: "dudes, you do realize that I'm not a very good representative of the human race, right?"

OceanCraft9 years ago
Only if that alien race is the timelords :P

Falconwing7 years ago
Um oldbotweak how would you know if they were assholes? you only ever meet two
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llama_cornn9 years ago
( Í¡° ͜ʖ Í¡°)

A rose for emily8 years ago
You don't know what I'm into...

Julia Rose Hazel12 years ago
Depends, am I treated well?

Floating_Doggo4205 years ago
With a television and everything
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Stephen Kearns12 years ago
This is basically part of my dream life

Yuval Zirler12 years ago
ועם שלושה קרן לייזרים, פלופי פלופי פלופי, נחת המנהיג שלהם, 5000 מטר גובה בלי להגזים

SonOfABeast3 years ago
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Beth Kululu Berryman12 years ago
COME AND FIND ME, CYBERTRONIANS!

Zachary Ibrahim12 years ago
i pressed it for the probes >:D

yourfavouritebaguette7 years ago
they didn't say there was anything wrong with it
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ep1cn00b80010 years ago
Fair trade, as long as they dont plan to use this knowledge to attack us.

dylan.sheaves9 years ago
Well i wont be tortured and hey I may make some friends

Zero_Renata2 months ago
什么云天明

this name is not to long9 years ago
👽👾

yourfavouritebaguette7 years ago
theyre gonna get some strange results...

draco4529 years ago
How would they respond to our libido? If someone decides to like, start masturbating in front of them, how would that work out? I want to jerk it in front of an alien that doesn't know what masturbation is.

MidasNotFuckingFORTNITE3 years ago
they are gonna think humans are the horniest mfs ever lmao

Hello its me9 years ago
no way :,(

MarthTheKing8 years ago
Kitsune are half-human so suck it aliens!

MarthTheKing8 years ago
Still half-human (I reply this whenever I come across this dilemma)
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LordInquisitor40k6 years ago
Xenos will be purged

llama_cornn9 years ago
( Í¡° ͜ʖ Í¡°)

AlternativeDisaster8 years ago
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Frankie Barbour12 years ago
The question never said I wouldn't later be released. If I really want to take my Anthropology courses seriously, then this is a no brainer.

dudebro1019 years ago
Sure why not

AFanvergentPhangirl8 years ago
So they learn that people like to set on their behinds, eat, sleep, watch youtube, cry, and write.....

Cabbosse9 years ago
I already know about aliens my friend tucker gave birth to one and named it junior and now sister raises it ........ I heard she is best friend with junior

awesomepirate087 years ago
Have sex with the aliens 👽👽👽👽👽

Lemon keith9 years ago
Will he look at my peenie!

KitsuneAhrilast year
I see, Yun Tianming.

ocean andrus9 years ago
will they read my mind

JessicaMartin8 years ago
So basically, I’ll be part of Steven Universe and be in one of the ‘Human Zoos ‘?

Bionic Ice10 years ago
I'm not human

RarePEPEandtheEDGYMEME9 years ago
How is this different from now?

ShooterFace1238 years ago
Whynot. What if E.T. finds me. I'll tell him to give me a flying doughnut everyday. Oh and he just steals it.

XX2AJ3XX9 years ago
If they put me in a cage I will just text and take selfies all day long and I will be sent back home knowing that I showed them true human behavior :)

Alice_The_Wherewolf4 years ago
im no human so im safe

greenfin9 years ago
my race is died

pttg9 years ago
As long as they feed me...

AnaqiTubeTV7 years ago
I Don't Like Aliens.

Joey Joey9 years ago
nah. I'm racist towards aliens so they'll kill me

KenWasHere218 years ago
“This Homo Sapien appear to be displaying his buttocks to us through the glass of his cage"

LegitMineCraftGaming7 years ago
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Iron Gamer10 years ago
am I the only one realizing that human behavior patterns in a cage are how to get out of said cage

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago
So they will learn how we reproduce... I hope they would get curious and try it... :)

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago
I'll press.

this name is not to long9 years ago
Mom the human is trying to eat me

lildoomkitty9 years ago
Only if I can choose the type of alien

TeamAwesomeness3 years ago
If they turn me into a catgirl like Yuni
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