Will You Press The Button?

KidScion 11 years ago

This weird human creature seems to be holding out one if it's "finger" things at us.

papersnake 4 years ago

"It appears to be the one in the midlle"

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JustAnother18yo 12 years ago

If I'm the only person they learn about human behavior from then they'll go to war with us for sure.

Takokat 10 years ago

But I'm a cat, not a human

Shadeprime 7 years ago

They not very bright

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Schalk van der Merwe 13 years ago

As long as they don't probe my butthole...

idiot_99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 6 years ago

lol there was a huge dell ad blocking me from pressing it

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JessicaMasterson 8 years ago

Says to aleins: "dudes, you do realize that I'm not a very good representative of the human race, right?"

OceanCraft 11 years ago

Only if that alien race is the timelords :P

Falconwing 9 years ago

Um oldbotweak how would you know if they were assholes? you only ever meet two

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llama_cornn 11 years ago

( Í¡° ÍœÊ– Í¡°)

A rose for emily 10 years ago

You don't know what I'm into...

Julia Rose Hazel 13 years ago

Depends, am I treated well?

Floating_Doggo420 6 years ago

With a television and everything

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Stephen Kearns 13 years ago

This is basically part of my dream life

Beth Kululu Berryman 13 years ago

COME AND FIND ME, CYBERTRONIANS!

Yuval Zirler 13 years ago

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SonOfABeast 5 years ago

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Zachary Ibrahim 13 years ago

i pressed it for the probes >:D

yourfavouritebaguette 9 years ago

they didn't say there was anything wrong with it

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SomethingNotSpecial 9 years ago

Didn't say I couldn't break out, and kill them all.

JosÃ© CallejÃ³n 13 years ago

Meh. Free food.

Blue diamond 10 years ago

Lol what if they abduct you to learn about Nicki Minaj? Would u wanna twirl in front of another race?

LordDavidBooyah 5 years ago

They’re gonna be SO screwed

366348e 11 years ago

Yeah man it'll be an awesome adventure!! Escape the aliens! and learn a bit too and know that we're not alone in the universe

KingLokiOfAsgaurd 8 years ago

Asgard Bitches

JordanBennett 9 years ago

... but then they'll release me... right?

Oldiron_79 9 years ago

Just make sure to use plenty of lube if you need to give me a probe

beleeater 11 years ago

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Nebby 10 years ago

i am a pokemon not a human

Lucadabuttonpresser 11 years ago

Well you cant share your information with any one so whats the point?

pttg 11 years ago

Aliens.

Anonymously judging 10 years ago

If they try to use that for takeover sure. Have fun aliens.

aj_is_cool 3 years ago

I a Mmiles Eee

WillToWrite 11 years ago

Hey, some people are into that sort of thing

FL4RE Swag 11 years ago

you're right,if the females read my mind they would most lLikely end us all

KimJongUn 9 years ago

KIM JONG UN IS REAL

thezombieguy2 12 years ago

tell them how humans need some form of interaction with living things so they let me out

Taker_of_Hells 6 years ago

In a cushy human internet access program

Fake John Cena 11 years ago

Convince them that humans are dumb so that they'll feel obligated to help us

ARW123 9 years ago

The assari from mass effect

oldnotweak 11 years ago

lol after learning about humans FROM ME they would stay FAR away from earth

CastielHasThePhonebox 10 years ago

So I'll meet the doctor and he will "abduct" me and put me inside his TARDIS. And he will learn me about the timelords and ask me stuff about us humans... amazing I am in!!

NOOBMAN1233 11 years ago

Yea I can take a camera Record Everything what they do Somehow send the video to humans And they will be ready for it Im gonna be dead by then But they can use their Tech And Regenerate me back or nah

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Zero_Renata 2 years ago

什么云天明

this name is not to long 11 years ago

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yourfavouritebaguette 9 years ago

theyre gonna get some strange results...

ep1cn00b800 11 years ago

Fair trade, as long as they dont plan to use this knowledge to attack us.

dylan.sheaves 10 years ago

Well i wont be tortured and hey I may make some friends

Hello its me 11 years ago

no way :,(

MarthTheKing 9 years ago

Kitsune are half-human so suck it aliens!

MarthTheKing 9 years ago

Still half-human (I reply this whenever I come across this dilemma)

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draco452 10 years ago

How would they respond to our libido? If someone decides to like, start masturbating in front of them, how would that work out? I want to jerk it in front of an alien that doesn't know what masturbation is.

MidasNotFuckingFORTNITE 4 years ago

they are gonna think humans are the horniest mfs ever lmao

AlternativeDisaster 9 years ago

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Frankie Barbour 13 years ago

The question never said I wouldn't later be released. If I really want to take my Anthropology courses seriously, then this is a no brainer.

dudebro101 11 years ago

Sure why not

LordInquisitor40k 8 years ago

Xenos will be purged

llama_cornn 11 years ago

( Í¡° ÍœÊ– Í¡°)

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