Will You Press The Button?

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30713 (29%) 75726 (71%)

30713 (29%) people have pressed this button, while 75726 (71%) did not.

You will become the old spice body spray guy, and will gain all of his strange abilites

but

no person of the opposite sex and of the same race will ever want to date you.

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CamOler 10 years ago

This is probably the most homophobic, racist question ever...

papersnake 4 years ago

I agree the author f this button is so messed up

Gredias 11 years ago

*Asexual laughter in the distance*

Timelypat 9 years ago

But that"s still half the population who mark you as "Unavailable"

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WingDingGaster 9 years ago

I only come here for the stupid comments lol

Robin Ricardo 13 years ago

You mean I'd have to date people OUTSIDE my race?! Oh wait, I'm not racist, so I don't care. Author is fucked.

Hysteria 6 years ago

So you"re gay?

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HeyyyItsNeptune 8 years ago

As a gay with a thing for Indian boys, there is no problem here.

Boopbleep 9 years ago

*crazy bisexual laughter*

LOLLoopholes 9 years ago

*Asexual laughter*

Kate Bugos 13 years ago

*gay laughter in the distance*

Tisalovelybug 11 years ago

I'm a straight women and my boyfriend's bi, so become old spice man, become man, become unable to date girls, continue dating bi boyfriend. He's also Greek, so different ethnic background too. Basically I win.

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macropenis 10 years ago

Notice it says and instead of or. That means people of the opposite sex outside my race will date me.

Zer0billion 9 years ago

My thoughts exactly

Lostfeather237 10 years ago

... I'm lesbian and my girlfriend is outside of my race. NOTHING CHANGES. Except that I become a guy. Which I don't want.

NathanLucas 9 years ago

My life rn

Rowly 9 years ago

SPICY

EpicDragon6879 10 years ago

I'm personally not interested in being a male sponsor for men's deoderant.

papersnake 4 years ago

lol

blueshooja 10 years ago

i dont have to find a loop hole, pressing the button already makes one.

RandomGaminJew 10 years ago

There are so many racists and homophobes

blobs94 11 years ago

Wait I like chinese guys, not chinese, and if I am a guy i can just become gay lol no downside.

Derpynerd 11 years ago

Oh so race is a bad thing now? 21st century right? Pathetic.

Ashley Higdon 13 years ago

hardly a dilemma, I don't date so I'd be fabulous and.. carry on as normal only more awesome so....

FattyTheFat 10 years ago

I don't know the Old Spice body spray guy, so no

JeremyLittle 7 years ago

I guess it"s a good thing I'm bi

eddyman26 11 years ago

Why the fuck would I want to be the Old Spice Guys?

I_Pushed_The_Button 9 years ago

I'm fucked cause I'm everything :/

dudebro101 11 years ago

Key word is date not fuck and I don't fucks with my own race anyway

Sarakun 8 years ago

I'm pansexual and I don't care about races.

emilyjuly 11 years ago

eh doesnt matter im aromantic

I-WonderWhy 10 years ago

When u r a woman

Fries101 9 years ago

Racist A$$

MeepKeep 11 years ago

That's cool bruh, the downside already applies to me.

Squirtle dude 152 10 years ago

What if you're transgender?

gadlygamer 5 years ago

*laughs maniacally in ase*

I&lt;3Andy 11 years ago

Im a girl so… NO!

Superstar57 10 years ago

Oh fuck all you lucky gay's but im not gay am i _ _ ________

Donderpants 11 years ago

I don't know anything about the upside, and don't want to eliminate a major ethnicity as options.

Two-gallons-of-dirt 9 years ago

Who needs love when you have the POWER TO BLOCK BODY ODER FOR 16 HOURS

KileeMcAtee 12 years ago

*Gay People laugh in unison in the distance*

JaronMarles 8 years ago

I could go gay, or date a woman of a different race.

Daniel 2345678 11 years ago

what if your merryed like me and by the way I can not spell to day

Doglesser420 9 years ago

It never said anything about friends with benafits

Harrison Longo 13 years ago

I'm not gay and the old spice guy isn't very cool.

Itachi 10 years ago

I don't need a date I GOT POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRR

AsherLaughlin 10 years ago

i could make little elf babies. I <3 this question!

Zackthemaniac 9 years ago

HA GAYYYYYYYYY!

Levy8Me 11 years ago

<p style="font-size:18px;text-shadow:4px 4px 4px #666;">Never!</p>

znadley 6 years ago

I'm caucasian so I guess I'll date latinas:)))

Wumbobaby 11 years ago

Why would I want that

thatonemermaid 11 years ago

*aromantic giggling*

Timelypat 9 years ago

I'm on a horse.

Shawn Torres 13 years ago

all it said is no date, it does not say sleep with or marry

FatSumo11 10 years ago

Dang it. I'm straight and like Asian girls:(.

TestedHawk 6 years ago

I'm already undateable for life, so why not be a all-powerful God in the process?

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