30311 (29%) 74554 (71%)
30311 (29%) people have pressed this button, while 74554 (71%) did not.
You will become the old spice body spray guy, and will gain all of his strange abilites
but
no person of the opposite sex and of the same race will ever want to date you.
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CamOler8 years ago
This is probably the most homophobic, racist question ever...

papersnake2 years ago
I agree the author f this button is so messed up

Gredias9 years ago
*Asexual laughter in the distance*

Timelypat8 years ago
But that"s still half the population who mark you as "Unavailable"
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WingDingGaster8 years ago
I only come here for the stupid comments lol

Robin Ricardo12 years ago
You mean I'd have to date people OUTSIDE my race?! Oh wait, I'm not racist, so I don't care. Author is fucked.

Hysteria5 years ago
So you"re gay?
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HeyyyItsNeptune7 years ago
As a gay with a thing for Indian boys, there is no problem here.

Boopbleep7 years ago
*crazy bisexual laughter*

LOLLoopholes8 years ago
*Asexual laughter*

macropenis8 years ago
Notice it says and instead of or. That means people of the opposite sex outside my race will date me.

Zer0billion8 years ago
My thoughts exactly

Lostfeather2378 years ago
... I'm lesbian and my girlfriend is outside of my race. NOTHING CHANGES. Except that I become a guy. Which I don't want.

Kate Bugos12 years ago
*gay laughter in the distance*

Tisalovelybug9 years ago
I'm a straight women and my boyfriend's bi, so become old spice man, become man, become unable to date girls, continue dating bi boyfriend. He's also Greek, so different ethnic background too. Basically I win.
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NathanLucas8 years ago
My life rn

Rowly8 years ago
SPICY

EpicDragon68799 years ago
I'm personally not interested in being a male sponsor for men's deoderant.

papersnake2 years ago
lol

blueshooja9 years ago
i dont have to find a loop hole, pressing the button already makes one.

RandomGaminJew9 years ago
There are so many racists and homophobes

blobs949 years ago
Wait I like chinese guys, not chinese, and if I am a guy i can just become gay lol no downside.

Derpynerd 10 years ago
Oh so race is a bad thing now? 21st century right? Pathetic.

Ashley Higdon12 years ago
hardly a dilemma, I don't date so I'd be fabulous and.. carry on as normal only more awesome so....

TeamKobus28 years ago
But. But but. I have POOOOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Lovey_Dovey9 years ago
No that was just too easy

DragonFire517 years ago
I'm Lesbian...So...Do I become a Hotter women and get to date other girls~♥

Zamorak0010 years ago
I could just force them to... Stockholm syndrome will take care of rest XD

Jeffe_M.9 years ago
what other race is there besides the human race is there that people would want to date? besides, I'm content to be myself

Cerulean7 years ago
lol I'm gay

EdgyPotato8 years ago
Am gay, am not racist

DonSteinbarge8 years ago
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tydickson10 years ago
Ty Dickson

DrSykk9 years ago
My girlfriend is a different race. I think I'm good.

ottertheplush4 years ago
*gay laughter*

mightycax9 years ago
Error 404: no downside if you are gay (wich i am!)

cottagecheese9 years ago
''no person of the opposite sex'' what's wrong with not dating the opposite sex? homophobic much?

Superstar579 years ago
... i see where your going but im not lesbo. or gay cause im a man

TH3M4RU5 years ago
They don't want to date me anyways so this is the biggest w ever

IPressy0110 years ago
i dont even know the old spice body spray guy

SinfulOtt11 years ago
All the gay laughter.

Unknown141810 years ago
Racist homophobic author..

Lastcal9 years ago
Cant live without that chocolate glow

CA2013offilast year
bro this is homophobic and racist💀 a big no

abitscrewy9 years ago
Wait does it mean the gender I identify with? So if I identify as a girl and are turned into a guy, would guys not want to date me? Or girls? What if I'm genderfluid? Does that mean only agender people will want to date me?

Just1Another1Derp8 years ago
I'm bisexual lmao

chickenlord10 years ago
DAFAQ

Pirocão5 years ago
I eat ETs gay

Vincen Krussel 110 years ago
Either way they are both the downside

Waddup8 years ago
Wait who tf is the old spice guy and what are his abilities?

TheDoctor6244210 years ago
Gay :p

Dark Necromancer 309 years ago
Um...

Niklas Leeuwin12 years ago
i think he meant human

RagnaSol9 years ago
So just find the opposite race of a different gender...eady

BriarJWilkinson7 years ago
I don't even know who that is so no.

tiger644510 years ago
i fined out i got poo prow

Princessofgame9 years ago
Well, I am bisexual and I am not racist, so... P.D: I like asian girls, they are cute XD
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